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Sixteenth Century HOW THE FIRST HIELANDMAN WAS MADE God and Saint Peter was gangand be the way Heich up in Argyll where their gait lay. Saint Peter said to God, in ane sport w T ord — 'Can ye nocht mak a Hielandman of this iiorse turd?' God turned owre the horse turd with his pykit staff, And up start a Hielandman black as ony draff. Quod God to the Hielandman, 'Where wilt thou now?' 'I will doun in the Lawland, Lord, and there steal a cow.' 'And thou steal a cow, carle, there they will hang thee.' 'What reck, Lord, of that, for anis mon 1 die.' God then he leu eh and owre the dyke lap. And out of his sheath his gully outgat. Saint Peter socht the gully fast up and doun. Yet could not find it in all that braid roun. 'Now,' quod God, 'here a marvell, how can this be, That I suld want my gully, and we here hot three.' 'Humf,' quod the Hielandman, and turned him about, And at his plaid neuk the gully fell out. 'Fy,' quod Saint Peter, 'thou will never do weill; And thou bot new made and sa soon gais to steal.' 'Humf,' quod the Hielandman, and sware be yon kirk, 'Sa Jang as I may gear get to steal, I will never wirk.' ANON THE BEWTEIS OF THE FUTE-BALL Brissit brawnis and broken bauis, Strife, discord, and waistis wan is, Crookit in eild, syne halt withal— Thir are the bewteis of the fute-bail. 38 ANON
Sixteenth Century FARA DIDDLE DYNO Ha ha! ha ha! This world doth pass Most merrily I'll be sworn, For many an honest Indian ass Goes for a unicorn. Far a diddle dyno, This is idle fyno. Tie hie! Tie hie! O sweet delight! He tickles this age that can Call Tullia's ape a marmasyte And Leda's goose a swan. Fara diddle dyno, This is idle fyno. So so! So so! Fine'English days! For false play is no reproach, For he that doth the coachman praise May safely use the coach. Fara diddle dyno, This is idle fyno. ANON EPITAPH IN ST OLAVE'S, S<strong>OU</strong>THWARK, ON MR MUNDAY Hallowed be the Sabbaoth, And farewell all worldly Pelfc; The Weeke begins on Tuesday, For Munday hath hang'd himselfe. 30
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Whur: The Female Friend THE FEMALE
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Browning: The Spanish Cloister SOLI
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INDEXES 373
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Index of First Lines Brissit brawni
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Index of First Lines Here lies the
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Index of First Lines Lord Hippo suf
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Index of First Lines The Dreadful D
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INDEX OF AUTHORS PARODIED OR IMITAT
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MASEFIELD, JOEN The Everlasting Mer
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