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Coe Review • <strong>Issue</strong> <strong>22</strong><br />

Dr. Arbuckle<br />

Chris Funk<br />

The difference between me and licensed tattooists is that i’m an artist.<br />

the sample books were laden with<br />

dagger handles marked with swastikas<br />

Dixie Land Yosemite Sams<br />

sacred mushrooms<br />

and Japanese Kabuki<br />

Is this going to hurt me?<br />

the artist blows his nose and cares enough to<br />

change his jaundice rubber surgical gloves<br />

he even throws in the colored ink for no extra charge<br />

It all depends on how you interpret the pain<br />

if pain is an orgasm, then it’s good.<br />

he swabs the blood of this 19 year young pretending to be a<br />

cryptic gang leader of the Oakland Diablos or the North-West<br />

Invaders<br />

Light me a fucking cigarette Bill.<br />

Does it hurt Roy, as much as the one on yer leg?<br />

Just give me the fucking cigarette, asshole.<br />

Roy’s stomach tells lies as it winches like Jell-O in turbulence<br />

each drop of $1,000 per 4oz. bottle, F T A approved posited into his<br />

epidermis<br />

seeping to his cheeks, the red poison of Arbuckle infecting<br />

his numb virgin spinal cord<br />

Love is temporary, but a tatoo lasts forever<br />

they’re very addictive.<br />

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