Issue 22 - 1992

Coe Review • Issue 22
would damage turf and sing for the end of wheat rather than perform
their function; these camels continually disturbing the silverware
with their comb so that the sex act is prolonged until the silverware
can be returned to its proper precise arrangement, thereby distending
the awful beauty of engorgement asymptotally in the direction of
infinity; other sub-which seven involve being locked in small areas,
other sub-which four involve excessive ingestion of popcorn, other
sub-which and-summatory-to-fifty-eight one involves the
concentrated gazing at, and questioning of, and descanting upon a
certain tubercular seal named Timmy.”
Part 3: The Pouch Dog Comes: Timmy’s Function
Performed, He Is Granted Fictional Death
At this moment the Pouch Dog exploded in an orgasm best
described as wet. To illustrate the point, the flow from her manifold
orifices related to this one among her many modes of congress and
reproduction swept away the gasping Tubercular Seal from his seat
on the panting tongues and carried him and his happily plinking
xylophone to swollen riverway, where he found the water to his
immense liking, where satisfaction bloomed on his surface like the
crocus, and where he felt he had performed some function well:
being the masturbatory and reproductive aid to a certain Pouch Dog,
who was now going to repopulate the planet with creepy crawlers
who would perform still more functions. Though he had some
feelings that his mother would not like very much at all, there was
great satisfaction rolling and rolling Timmy the Tubercular Seal’s
way as he rolled and flopped, a-laying down farts, his way out to sea,
because, my good friends, instrumentality uber alles!
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