The Paris Review - Fall 2016
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She would start writing when she got home—no more putting it off. If<br />
Cal could write three lame historical novels and Marcus could become an<br />
artist, nascent or otherwise, and Kim could get on the radio talking about<br />
her memoir in progress, surely she could produce something of proportionate<br />
value, or at least something not embarrassing. And if she couldn’t, well,<br />
then maybe she didn’t deserve to be so goddamn opinionated.<br />
“Oh, shit,” Kim said, looking past Leslie. James the bartender now had<br />
the drink stealer in a headlock from behind the bar. <strong>The</strong> haggard guy flailed<br />
his arms listlessly and kicked over a stool.<br />
“I told you to cut it the fuck out,” James said. <strong>The</strong> other guy seemed to<br />
be giving up, or passing out.<br />
“That seems really unnecessary,” Cal said.<br />
He was probably right. But she still felt pretty okay about it. How’s this<br />
for identification: she wasn’t sure whether she’d rather be the guy getting<br />
choked or the guy doing the choking.<br />
“I’m going to see if I can help,” Cal said. He moved toward the crowd of<br />
people who were standing around the bar not helping.<br />
“Would you be nicer?” Kim said.<br />
Leslie turned and gave her a slow-dawning, shrunken-head smile.<br />
<strong>The</strong>y focused their attention on the growing melee just as Cal took a<br />
kick to the nose from the flailing drunk guy. He put his hands over his face<br />
and dropped to his knees.<br />
“Okay, now call the police,” Kim said.<br />
Leslie started to say, “Why me?” out of pure instinct, but caught herself.<br />
Why not her? She pressed the emergency button in her contact list for<br />
the first time ever as Kim moved across the room to help Cal. She tried to<br />
commit the details of the tableau to memory—the drunk’s sweatpants held<br />
up, barely, by a piece of weathered rope, the usually gentle James grinning<br />
sadistically as he shouted obscenities at the man in his grip. Cal, helped to his<br />
feet by Kim, and Kim pressing a pile of cocktail napkins to his bleeding nose.<br />
When the dispatcher picked up, Leslie was pretty sure she wasn’t witnessing<br />
an emergency. But since she was already on the line, she explained, as clearly<br />
as she could, what she saw. It was a first draft.<br />
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