May 17 - May 23, 2017 This week in Gay Palm Springs

JERSEY’S JOURNAL by jersey Shore
Life is like a box of underwear. It supports
you and the family jewels while you venture
through life. They can be defective and
stretched out or in an array different colors
or patterns. They can fit pretty damn well
for a pretty long time. Even the container
they came in can help in life’s journal. A
slightly dented box or a perfect packaging
can make or break life’s padlock.
Does your underwear get all wrapped up in
pretty tissue paper? Or is it rolled up and
stuck in the plastic tube? So, I guess life
could be like a lot of things. A box of chocolates
or underwear, they both have nuts in
them.
It doesn’t matter how you look at the
world. What your take on it is. How sever
your life is. It can be compared to chocolates
or underwear or a shark tank, but it’ll
always be life. Sticky and chewy. For both
comparisons, with a little bit for the shark
tank remark thrown in.
You might be asking, what is the point that
I am trying to make, and my first response
would be honestly, I have no Idea. Is it all
the pot I smoke or the fact I just don’t care?
I must care if I made it this far so, if you
get your life lessons from a movie character
or a drag queen, then eat away, because
life’s a banquet and most sons of bitches are
starving!
Peace, Love, & Chocolates,
Jersey
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