February 2018 issue
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A Thoroughly Confused Cat!<br />
by Ross Coulter<br />
Let me introduce myself. I am a feline of Tabby note<br />
with the typical tan and black striping. I sport a white<br />
under-belly and have white paws. My markings are<br />
somewhat remarkable in that they are predominately<br />
symmetrical with few exceptions.<br />
I am totally blank on my origins and how I arrived<br />
with my twin brother at the local animal shelter; after<br />
all, I was only 4 months old at the time. I don’t know<br />
how long we were there, caged as we were, until a<br />
human couple came by to look us over. I don’t know<br />
the source of the driving force; perhaps it was his<br />
aura, but I was immediately drawn to the man. My<br />
senses proved positive as he picked me up. I immediately<br />
felt warmth, strength and gentleness in his<br />
hands as he stroked my head and tummy while cuddling<br />
me. Of course I started purring, what kitten<br />
wouldn’t? Meanwhile the lady was paying attention<br />
to my brother of similar markings, who scurried back<br />
into the cage, and a two-year-old, black and white,<br />
huge fellow inmate. Seems to me she was smitten<br />
with his sweet, gentle temperament because she had<br />
a big smile on her face when she hefted him up. He<br />
snuggled into her arms and started purring like me.<br />
A volunteer at the shelter had christened me<br />
“Squiggy” but the man never used it as he murmured<br />
in my ear. He called me “Wee Boy” or “Cutie”,<br />
much nicer sounding names. On that fortunate day, I<br />
was adopted along with the lady’s choice of the twoyear-old<br />
black and white and commenced a life of<br />
which every other orphan cat would be envious.<br />
On arrival at our new home, we were given free<br />
rein to explore and settle in. My instinct suggested<br />
that as a male cat I should stake out my territory and<br />
my now fellow feline house mate, also male, probably<br />
thinking his superior age and size should designate<br />
him as the alpha, would do the same. But the<br />
fact that we had both been “fixed”, having had our<br />
“Tomness” removed, any competition between us<br />
was at a very low level except as it related to gaining<br />
the attention of our humans.<br />
Shortly after arriving in our new home, the man<br />
and lady started to play the name game. They debated<br />
about what they should name us. I had thought the<br />
man had already renamed me back at the shelter,<br />
“Wee Boy” or “Cutie” or both, but as it turned out<br />
they started to call me Casey. I could live with that<br />
until they named my roommate Clancy. There might<br />
be room for confusion. Such was not the case as my<br />
initial perception about my new master proved true.<br />
(Geez, I hate that reference when instinctively I<br />
know the opposite to be true.) He was warm, kind<br />
and gentle and, OH! Those hands! As time progressed,<br />
I would seek him out more and more to experience<br />
his gentle petting. It set me<br />
to drooling and I started showing my<br />
affection by licking his hands. He<br />
started calling me “Licker” and<br />
“Drooler”.<br />
I started following him around the<br />
house, letting him know with my little yip (I<br />
never meowed like a normal cat), that I wanted to be<br />
picked up. He started calling me his little dog. Whenever<br />
he goes out, I sit on the mat awaiting his return.<br />
When he walks through the door, I weave between<br />
his legs while he tries to take off his shoes. That’s<br />
when he calls me “Pest”. Sometimes I just sit in front<br />
of him while he reads, staring at him, thinking he<br />
will guess what I want. He tries to stare me down but<br />
I always win and he calls me “Brat”. On other occasions,<br />
if I really natter with my yips to get his attention,<br />
he will call me “Monkey”. If he really wants to<br />
get my attention, he will call me Casey, but I am so<br />
used to being called Wee Boy, Cutie, Monkey, little<br />
dog, Pest, Brat, Licker, Drooler, or any other term of<br />
endearment, I don’t respond. Dog probably would<br />
have been a more appropriate name because I consistently<br />
follow him around the house and I do lie at<br />
his feet in the morning while he reads the newspaper.<br />
While I am a bit confused as to my real name, anything<br />
he calls me normally gets my attention. Sometimes<br />
he tries to ignore me, but I can be very persistent<br />
and bug him until he defers to my demands,<br />
which he does most often by picking me up for a<br />
cuddle and gentle stroking from his strong, warm and<br />
gentle hands.<br />
I’m surprised that he hasn’t started calling me his<br />
“Little B----r”! Now that would be offensive and I<br />
would probably ignore him altogether, but he is the<br />
hand that feeds and I do rely on him for sustenance.<br />
No! I think, as in the 12 or so years we have been<br />
together, I have gained mastery over him, I will continue<br />
allowing him to call me by whatever name he<br />
wishes.<br />
33<br />
T S - F <strong>2018</strong>