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22 South Woodham Focus<br />
THREE RIVERS GOLF CLUB<br />
LADIES SECTION<br />
COMPETITION RESULTS<br />
On Bank Holiday Monday we held our Millennium Trophy - this<br />
was a Four Ball Better Ball Mixed competition and a very<br />
enjoyable day.<br />
The results were:-<br />
1st Matt and Jacqui Smith 43 points<br />
2nd Derek Briggs and Jo Stentiford 42 points<br />
3rd Mike and Gill Grout 41 points<br />
JOKE CORNER<br />
Two fish are sitting in a tank. One looks over at the other and says<br />
“Hey do you know how to drive this thing?”<br />
How do you get two whales in a car?<br />
Start in England and drive west.<br />
Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles. For days he kept leaving little<br />
messages around the house.<br />
This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.<br />
Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back.<br />
Luckily I was the one facing the telly.<br />
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?<br />
A receding hare-line.<br />
SOUTH WOODHAM<br />
<strong>FOCUS</strong><br />
email: swfocus@maypolepress.com
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