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20 / HABARI<br />
HABARI / 21<br />
The largest landlocked<br />
country in the world is<br />
Kazakhstan, followed by<br />
Mongolia, Chad and Niger.<br />
Column<br />
Only Asia is bigger than Africa. Africa<br />
covers over 30 million sq km.<br />
It’s been proven that going on a<br />
holiday reduces stress and helps<br />
against depression.<br />
Arts & Culture<br />
From the most northern point of Africa,<br />
Ras ben Sakka in Tunisia, it’s 8,000 km<br />
to the southernmost tip, Cape Agulhas.<br />
Our picks<br />
African Podcasts<br />
Put in your earphones and listen to<br />
these 100 percent African podcasts<br />
while doing house chores, working<br />
out in the gym or flying.<br />
Jackson Biko<br />
Nose Dive<br />
Sometimes, when I’m waiting for my sticky chicken wings<br />
order in a fast food restaurant – while staring at the number on<br />
my receipt – I often feel sad that I missed the era of the huntergatherer<br />
by a good 1,200 years.<br />
I suspect that I would have been a great hunter. I’m not<br />
blessed with 20-20 vision, but I do have a wonderful sense of<br />
smell. I keep the smells of people in my head. Especially ex-girlfriends.<br />
I even know what my landlord smells like (bad news). I<br />
can also smell mischief. I also never forget routes, which is a<br />
great talent for a hunter. If I would go to a place in the dead of<br />
the night, I would always be able to find it again. Like a leopard,<br />
I can remain in the shadows for ages, stalking, watching and<br />
waiting. I know that I would have been a great hunter 1,200<br />
years ago. This idea of waiting for food in restaurants doesn’t<br />
suit my talents. I’m living in the wrong era.<br />
I grew up in an era where the men – who I grew up<br />
around – defined manhood by some ridiculous parameters.<br />
For instance, you couldn’t cry as a man. Wait, you could cry,<br />
but you couldn’t be seen crying; certainly not in front of women<br />
or children. (This was the same thing about 50 years before I<br />
was born.) If you were to cry, it could only be a war cry. You<br />
didn’t wear your emotions on your sleeve as an African man. If<br />
a woman broke your heart, you would never stay in your house<br />
– curtains drawn – listening to Céline Dion like we do now. You<br />
remained stoic. You – as an African male – were never to admit<br />
to being scared or insecure. Some of us, as early as 1990, still<br />
went out to hunt for lions in groups as a form of initiation in<br />
some communities here in Kenya. He who faces a lion surely<br />
can’t be a Céline Dion fan. We grew up with fathers and uncles<br />
who told us constantly, “be a man!” But they never elaborated,<br />
so we filled in the gaps in (disastrous) ways that we deemed fit.<br />
Don’t get me wrong; I love free Wi-Fi and looking up what<br />
“mitochondria” means on the Internet. I love the fact that I can<br />
FaceTime someone in Boston from a veranda in my ancestral<br />
village of Ka’ Nyasoro, in the heartland of South Nyanza,<br />
Kenya. I think that knowing tomorrow’s temperature today is<br />
pretty cool too. But still, I feel saddened that I missed the part<br />
when men would go hunting and do some gathering; when men<br />
would know their spears from their weights, and would stalk an<br />
animal for a whole day before driving a spear into its neck. I<br />
missed the adoration of the womenfolk when the men dragged<br />
home a meal for the week.<br />
I just came back from a wonderful holiday in Zanzibar. I<br />
was staying at an enchanting place called Bluebay Beach Resort<br />
& Spa. I didn’t plan to do a spa because of said hunter-gatherer<br />
in me, but one day, as I passed this place – which looked like the<br />
Garden of Eden – I heard a soft-string instrument and caught a<br />
glimpse of some Asian girls walking around with bare feet. Of<br />
course, I was curious. (Of the Asian girls, mostly, not the music.)<br />
When I inquired, I was told that it was a spa; Oasis Spa, to be<br />
“He who faces a lion<br />
surely can’t be a Céline<br />
Dion fan”<br />
precise. I had nothing to lose; not my ego, nor my reputation, so<br />
I tried it. A very softly spoken and petite Thai masseuse, called<br />
Yaya, did her magic on me with her small hands. It felt like she<br />
had five hands, because she gave my whole body pleasure at the<br />
same time. I have done many massages, but this one was special<br />
because it made me feel so good that I became vulnerable<br />
and I felt guilty. Or rather, the hunter in me did.<br />
I wondered what my father would have said had he seen me<br />
walking around that garden in a robe carrying that miniature<br />
earthen cup of black masala tea, speaking softly to my chakra.<br />
“Sleep is the best form of therapy for a man who has worked<br />
hard, Biko,” is my best guess. And, after a massage or two, I’d<br />
probably agree with that statement.<br />
Illustration: Hannah Wieslander<br />
Shutterstock<br />
Event<br />
Book Lovers<br />
A go-to event for book lovers: the<br />
Aké Arts and Book Festival takes<br />
place in Nigeria’s economic capital<br />
Lagos from 24 to 27 October. This<br />
literary, cultural and arts event was<br />
founded five years ago by the<br />
Nigerian writer Lola Shoneyin.<br />
Her goal? To get people to pick up<br />
a book and start reading. The festival<br />
has a full programme of book<br />
chats, panel discussions, workshops<br />
and exhibitions. The <strong>2018</strong> edition is<br />
themed, Fantastical Futures, and<br />
will focus largely on a reimagined<br />
African future.<br />
~ akefestival.org<br />
Fashion<br />
Connecting Fashion<br />
Showcasing the diversity of African fashion brands to the world is the goal of Industrie<br />
Africa, a website launched by Tanzanian Nisha Kanabar and American Georgia Bobley.<br />
Their platform connects Africa’s fragmented fashion scenes, showing that African fashion<br />
is more than just a trend, and way more than just wax-print motifs in regular fashion.<br />
~ industrieafrica.com<br />
“Forget<br />
yesterday,<br />
act on today<br />
and get<br />
a hold on<br />
tomorrow”<br />
– Jaachynma N.E.Agu –<br />
Not Your African Cliché<br />
| Nigeria<br />
Join these four<br />
Nigerian women in<br />
their sometimes fun<br />
and often captivating<br />
conversations about<br />
Africans on the<br />
continent and in the diaspora. Recent topics<br />
include human trafficking, African millennials<br />
and a two-episode-long recap of Hollywood<br />
blockbuster Black Panther.<br />
facebook.com/NYACPodcast<br />
#TheThreadedExchange<br />
| South Africa<br />
Creative entrepreneur<br />
Siya Beyile, founder of<br />
men’s fashion platform<br />
The Threaded Man,<br />
receives guests from all<br />
professions for an hourlong<br />
talk about how to stay on track to achieve a<br />
stellar career.<br />
cliffcentral.com/thethreadedexchange<br />
Kunakirwa<br />
| Zimbabwe<br />
Music lovers, listen<br />
up. Kunakirwa<br />
is a “Zimbabwe all the way” podcast and<br />
provides a unique selection of the best and<br />
latest Zimbabwean music, as well as insight<br />
information and fun facts about the performing<br />
artists.<br />
kunakirwa.com<br />
Otherwise? | Kenya<br />
Whether it’s women’s<br />
rights or corruption,<br />
host Brenda Wambui<br />
doesn’t shy away<br />
from tackling Kenyan<br />
current affairs on her<br />
podcast Otherwise? Join<br />
Brenda on her quest for what she describes as<br />
“understanding the nature of Kenya”.<br />
otherwisepodcast.com