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AUTUMN LEAVES REMEMBERED
BY “KIND OF BLUE”
"Kind of Blue", a local modern jazz group is next performing in
Bell, Woodham Ferrers on Monday, 24th September 8.30-11 p.m.
One of the numbers we will be playing is "Autumn Leaves".
This was originally a 1945 French song, derived from a ballet,
and called "Les Fueilles Mortes" (literally the dead leaves).
Yves Montand, a French movie director introduced it to the
general public in his film of 1946 called "Les Portes de la nuit"
(the doors of the night).
Later Billy Mercer, a top lyricist, added the English words used
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As it was such a beautiful song, it was eagerly snapped up and
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brothers, Eva Cassidy and Bob Dylan).
Its chord progressions are very similar to those used in many
other jazz tunes, so it became a favourite of musicians such as
Miles Davis and Dave Brubeck.
If you want to hear just how good this piece is, as a modern jazz
standard, listen to"Kind of Blue's" instrumental rendering of it
in the Bell on the 24th- entry and sandwiches are free.
See you there.
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Email: info@alistairblack.co.uk
We are still collecting donations for Georgie and all the other
charitys we support along our journey. Please contact TJ if you
have anything to help us help others.
Clothes, shoes, handbags, bedding, towels, dvds, cds, Xbox
games, teddies, or any unwanted gifts to sell.
We support: Georgie, action Duchenne, Muscular Dystrophy UK,
Duchenne UK, Little Havens, Farleighs Hospice, Cat protection,
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If you have anything to donate, please contact me: TJ on 07933
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Thank you all for your continued love and support.
Tj & Georgie xx
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Our meeting for September will take place on Tuesday 25th
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Hullbridge Road. 2pm
Crouch Valley U3A is based in South Woodham Ferrers and
exists to provide a range of challenging and learning
activities for retired and semi-retired people in our town.
Our meetings are friendly and informal and are normally
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TWO CHILDRENS GROUPS
VISIT THE LOCAL COMMUNITY
Many thanks to Collingwood Junior School and teachers for their
visit to plant lots of tomato plants in our garden here at Windle
Court, Runwood Homes Care Home for the Elderly.
BRIDGING THE GAP
A great start to a new term of Dementia residents being joined
for arts and fun with the children from Twizzletops nursery here
in South Woodham Ferrers.
Bridging the gap in ages brings lots of smiles and laughing to
all.
FOUND
Silver stacking ring found in Asda car park.
Please contact me with a description or photo.
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New mobile phone has been found (with box) in main road
near town centre. If you think it may be yours please contact
the Focus office in 01245 426555.
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CHELMSFORD THEATRES LISTINGS
Box Office No: 01245 606505 Book Online: www.chelmsford.gov.uk/theatres
King for a Day: The Nat King Cole Story
Wednesday 19 September 7.45pm
Civic Theatre
King for a Day, is the brand-new concert from acclaimed jazz
vocalist, Atila, celebrating one of the defining voices of the
Twentieth Century: Nat ‘King' Cole. Featuring world-class live
music from Atila and his stellar group of musicians, narration and
projected archive images, this is a unique concert celebrating his
music. Tickets: £20.00
National Trust Talks
Cramphorn Studio 7.45pm
Wednesday 19 September
‘Markets, Mildmay & Marconi' Talk by Yvonne Lawrence
All Roads Lead to Rome
Thursday 20 September 8pm
Cramphorn Studio
A quick-witted, fast-paced expedition through consumerism,
communism and classic car mechanics. Duration: 100 minutes
plus interval. Language: English
"Oh yes, by the way, my name is Drake. John Drake'
In celebration of the legendary Patrick MacGoohan, these iconic
series, now beautifully remastered in HD, embody everything
that was great about Sixties British TV - innovation, startling and
stylish imagery, brilliant soundtracks and MacGoohan's
inimitable honey and steel delivery. Two of the very best and
thematically linked episodes, in Colony Three (from Danger Man)
Agent Drake finds himself trapped in a replica English village
behind the iron curtain which can almost be seen as a test bed
for the later Prisoner, from which we've chosen The Chimes of
Big Ben, and finds Number 6 attempting to escape with the aid
of the sultry and mysterious Number 8…
Fastlove
Saturday 22 September 7.45pm
Civic Theatre
Direct from London's West End, the UK's finest George Michael
tribute show.
Get ready for an unforgettable evening celebrating a global
superstar, as he puts the Boom Boom into your heart in the all
new production, Fastlove - A tribute to George Michael.
This is a spellbinding experience you don't want to miss. You'll be
getting up (to get down) to all your favourite songs: Careless
Whisper, Freedom, Faith, Father Figure, Outside, Jesus To A Child,
and many more.
This is a tribute show and is no way affiliated with any original
artists/estates/management companies or similar shows.
Tickets: £25.00. Conc: £23.00
BIG BAND CONCERT COMES
TO ALL SAINTS CHURCH PURLEIGH
The Sid Bolan Big Band returns to Purleigh on 22nd
September 2018. Their last concert at Purleigh was a
wonderful night of “foot tapping” music which will send
you home smiling at the end of the evening. The Sid Bolan
Big Band re-creates the sound of the bands of Glenn Miller
and Duke Ellington and are accompanied by talented
singer/s. Come along and enjoy an uplifting evening of
music in our beautiful church which has a wonderful
acoustic.
All Saints Church, Purleigh CM3 6QH
Sid Bolan Big Band Concert
Saturday 22nd September 7.30pm
Tickets £9
To include a glass of wine or fruit juice in
the interval
Tickets from 01245 323886
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LITTLE BADDOW WI REPORT FOR SEPTEMBER 2018
On September 6th, our Centenary
celebrations continued for our
members with a posh Cream Tea being
served at the meeting, The Committee
worked very hard to organise this,
dressing the tables with our own china
Tea Sets, Coffee pots and Table linen.
There were vases of fresh flowers and bountiful supplies of
finger sandwiches, delicate cakes and beautiful scones with
clotted cream and jam. Then we were thoroughly entertained
by our speaker Jane Malyon, with an interesting and interactive
session on the etiquette and history of the Great British
Afternoon Tea.
At our October 4th meeting we will be hearing from John
Stirling with a talk entitled “From Toy Town to Buckingham
Palace”. He was practically born on stage, and has spent his life
in theatre and television. I don't know if he spent any time
playing the Tail end of a Donkey in his career, but he now spends
his life rescuing Donkeys.
And looking forward to our November 1st meeting, where we
will hear from Seona Ford, Chair of the DLS Society, about the
Life and works of the Fascinating Dorothy L Sayers. Dorothy was
born in Oxford, bought a house for her mum in Witham, where
she became a resident herself for the last 28 years of her life. A
renowned crime writer of books and plays, Dorothy also penned
poetry. A Christian Humanist, she concentrated the later years of
her life Religious themes; translations and essays.
We hold our meetings on the first Thursday of the month, at the
Memorial Hall Little Baddow from 2pm till 4.30pm We are a very
friendly group of all ages with a great committee to keep our
WI full of fun and diversity, Coach trips to and Art & craft days,
also a Knit/crochet/sew/craft subgroup where you can help us
with our latest charity project or just chat and do your own thing
on the second Thursday of the month.
For information on our WI contact me on 07876213317 or visit
our facebook page https://www.facebook.com/LittleBaddow.WI/
SOLVE THE RIDDLE
Beverley Alnwick-Baldwin
Annabel has three sisters. All four women are
mothers. Her sister Beatrice has two nephews and
three nieces. Her sister Carla has one nephew and
three nieces, Her sister Davina has one nephew and
five nieces. Annabel herself has one daughter
and no sons.
How many nephews and nieces does Annabel have?
She has two nephews and four nieces. Beatrice has two daughters.
Carla has one son and two daughters. Davina has one son.
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‘TURN UP THE BEAT’
Following my recent successful appeal
for help in the Focus last month I should
like say a little more about what the
aims of Mister Gees Foundation are and
how the Warwick Parade shop fits into
the picture.
As somebody who knows just how much
water it takes to make one bottle of
wine or a pint of beer it always sat a
little uneasy with me that whilst most of
us imbibed freely there are millions of
people who lack access to
clean drinking water and
sanitation. The recent
drought in Cape Town has
highlighted that it is not only
remote villages in third world
countries that are facing this
problem.
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THE FRINGE COMES TO CHELMSFORD AND THE AUDIENCE DECIDE WHAT TO PAY!
Chris Dobrowolski with his Triumph Herald
which he drove to Italy where the car was
designed.
A new and exciting
season of cutting-edge
comedy straight from The
Edinburgh Fringe will be
hitting the Cramphorn
Studio's stage this month
as the Un Civic Arts
season begins.
Un Civic Arts will be
ripping up the theatre
rule book with edgy,
exciting and ultracontemporary
performances, and a new
way for audiences to pay
for the show! In a bold
move Un Civic Arts will let
the audience pay what
they think the show was
worth, after seeing the
performance.
Ian Knowles, theatre
manager, explains the ethos behind ‘Pay What You Decide':
"When we curated this new season of raw, brave talent we
realised that the theatre had to be equally brave with the
audience to encourage them to see these fantastic shows. ‘Pay
What You Decide' allows people to book tickets for free, watch
the show, and then pay what they decide based on their
experience of the show". Ian continues: "If the audience member
loved the show they may want to make a generous payment,
but if it wasn't their cup of tea, there is no pressure for payment.
This new payment structure removes risk for the audience and
we look forward to welcoming lots of new faces to the Civic to
enjoy a feast of talent!"
Kicking off the season is Chris Dobrowolski with his ‘All Roads
Lead to Rome' on Thursday 20 September. Chris is based in
Braintree and his show follows his story that starts with him
restoring the family car, a beloved Triumph Herald Estate. Chris
then drives the much-loved Triumph to Turin, Italy, where the car
was designed, along the way he explores his father's history as a
Polish solider fighting in Italy during World War 2. ‘All Roads
Lead to Rome' is a quick-witted, fast paced journey through
consumerism, communism and classic car mechanics, what's not
to love about that?
Next up is performance artist and liar Tom Cassani, who
showcases his ‘Someone Loves You Drive with Care' on Thursday
27 September. Trained in sleight of hand, Tom will expose the
techniques of deception and teach you how to spot it in action.
Using his skills Tom will explore truth, honesty, manipulation and
fabrication. Tom will also examine moments in time that might
have happened, that have never happened, and those that will
never happen!
All Un Civic Arts shows start at 8pm. For full details and to book
tickets visit www.chelmsford.gov.uk/theatres or call the Box
Office - Tel No: 01245 606505.
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Have fun, make friends, play football!
Our all girl offical FA Wildcats sessions restart this Saturday, right here in
South Woodham Ferrers, on the 3G pitch from 9-10.
If your daughter is aged between 5-8 and looking to get into Football
then get in touch.
These informal sessions we will run by our female coaches and are designed
to enable you to learn how to play football whilst having fun.
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CONGRATULATIONS
Look who’s
a Teenager.
How you
have grown,
Mica Smith
Lots of Love
Nanny Nuna
& Grandad
Grumps xx
To our beautiful daughter Kayra,
Wishing you a very happy 8th
birthday. We love you very much.
Have a fabulous day.
Mummy & Daddy xxxxx
Happy 6th Birthday Harry, we hope you
have a fantastic day! Lots of love
Mummy, Daddy, Tom, Connie and Archie
and all your friends and family x
Happy 9th Birthday to a lovely
grandson and nephew. We are all
proud of you, Lots of love from Nanny,
Grandad and Uncle Andrew
Happy 9th Birthday to a wonderful Son
and Brother, Lots of Love from Mummy,
Daddy and Emma xx
Happy 16th Birthday Will !!!!
love from
Mum, Keith & James xxxxx
CONGRATULATIONS & BIRTHDAYS
Please either email messages and photographs to
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Messages must be with us by 3pm on the Friday before the issue you
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Pictures can be collected following publication.
Kai, you make us very proud in all that
you do
Have a lovely birthday
Love from Mum, Dad and Mia xxx

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Happy Birthday Leon xx
Enjoy all your celebrations xx
With much love from
Nana and Gram Gram
xxxx
There is no one I would rather
share my childhood with, you’ve
given me strength and hope and
I love you so much, I wouldn’t be
here without you (quite literally
haha) I am so grateful that I
have an incredible sister such as
you,
you are my rock.
Love From Najia Xx
Wishing our beautiful daughter Paige
a Happy 13th Birthday!
Enjoy your special day.
Love you lots and lots.
Mum, Dad, Amber and April xxx
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OVER TO YOU.....
I just wish it could be EVERY Monday!
I went to the last performance by “Kind of Blue” at The Bell,
Woodham Ferrers, and thoroughly enjoyed a great evening’s
entertainment.
Played by a group of obviously very experienced musicians, I was
impressed by their renditions of so many great songs.
With free admission, free sandwiches and a friendly clientele I
would recommend you try it out soon. You won’t regret getting
off that sofa on a Monday evening!
John C
St. John’s Ambulance Charity Shop
The St John Ambulance Charity Shop in South Woodham Ferrers
would like to say a huge ‘Thank You’ to the wonderful Lee
Lidgard and Brian Clark of The Security Bunker for their kind
generosity in donating and fitting our shop with full 25 hour
CCTV.
Being a shop on two floors sadly we had become the easy target
for shoplifters and after hearing of our problem they
immediately offered to help, the CCTV was fitted very quickly
and with 2 hours we had already caught our first shoplifter. We
cannot thank them enough, not only did they do a wonderful
job, they also bought a car boot full of donations for us too. We
can highly recommend these two genuine guys for all your
security needs.
Jenny and Lisa
Tea Room at the Carpark at the
Riverside
At last we have a tea room on our side of the river thanks to
Phoebe and her mum, Saturdays and Sundays only, at the
moment 08.30 - 15.30. It was such a lovely surprise walking up
to the river to the carpark and behold there they were, and little
tables and chairs provided too, with tablecloths on and flowers.
Brilliant, thank you Phoebe and mum.
Thank You to Scrimshaws Restaurant
We had a family lunch in the restaurant on Saturday 8th
September for 17 of us. I would like to thank all the staff for
making us so welcome and looking after us so well. Special
thanks to Chef Jeanette for the wonderful food. Everyone had a
great time. See you soon.
Lynn Prosser
We are so grateful and what lovely HOMEMADE CAKES.
especially the raspberry muffin!! Tea and coffee and homemade
ice cream!!
Keep it up, if you read this and look forward to the homemade
soup in the winter, and what other surprise you may have. It is
certainly worth the walk (or the drive).
Sheila and David
DID YOU KNOW?
The Hawaiian alphabet has 13 letters?
Armadillos have 4 babies at a time and are all the
same sex
Reindeer like bananas
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain
Lemons contain more sugar than strawberries
85% of plant life is found in the ocean
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear
All the blinking in one day equates to having your
eyes closed for 30 minutes
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Kevin Barber Owner of Careclean, Carpet Cleaning Business has been established for over 34
years and will be writing our featured monthly column on Cleaning providing tips and
guidance to keeping your home clean and healthy.
“But My Carpets Don’t Look Dirty” Looks aren’t everything! Cleaning is not just for appearance, it’s for health. Imagine if you
only washed your bed linens when they looked dirty. Yuk! See, the reason we wash our sheets several times a month, is because we
know there are things we can’t see that need to be cleaned out of there. Right? Well it’s the same with your carpet. One example of
unseen soils is the house dust-mite, and its waste
.
“A Clean Home Is A Healthy Home”
In the average home over two million dust-mites feed on dead skin
scales. They hide in your carpet, upholstery, curtains, mattresses, and
pillows. Mites can double their numbers in ten hours, and they can
produce ten to twenty pieces of faeces per day. You will get one
hundred thousand dead bodies and thirty million pieces of faeces added
to your home every day. We need to upgrade our standard of health.
Mite faeces are so small that they can float in the air for hours. As you
walk around your house you breathe it in, and it gets into your lungs.
Eighty percent of Britons who suffer from allergies are allergic to
airborne mite refuse.
Fact: One tenth of the weight of a two-year-old pillow is
dust mite faeces! Your home is a dust mite nursery, and
you could be swimming in their unhealthy mire.
Millions of dust mites
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South Woodham Focus
The Light
We all have a gift of communication. What sets us apart from other species, is the
ability to consider and formulate what we say or respond to what we have heard;
and express ourselves in different ways. There are animals that appear to have similar
skills but, not having the ability to use other ways of communicating, they nurture
and support each other on a more basic level, yet effective.
Communication is a two-way operation. We are the same species, trying to live our lives out in Love, Joy and Peace. How we listen
is more important than what we say. In the Bible the tongue is referred to as a rudder on a large boat, insofar as it appears to
be small in relation to the scale of the boat, yet it`s influence can be huge.
The ability to consider what we have heard before speaking, emailing, texting, posting in whatever form (words or pictures) is
important. It is important that we do not stop talking to each other in whatever form but appreciate that we are different, in
different situations and not fall into judgement without a full appreciation of the other situation. Life can be hard enough, at
times, and what we say (and sometimes it can be good to talk) should be True, Helpful, Inspiring, Necessary, and Kind.
It is important that children are encouraged to have a voice. The environment that they are brought up in, whether home,
school or clubs, will involve people of different ages and stations in life and examples should be set of open conversation, a
listening and guidance. If the rudder is not controlled, the boat goes off course.
We have all seen or heard the news where it is upsetting and disturbing and we state that those involved are worst than animals.
This suggests that animals are worst behaved in general than us. Sometimes I feel that the gifts that we have been given as
mentioned earlier are misused and we fail ourselves and others.
We are capable of acts of kindness and encouragement which improve each other’s lives. We need to guard against thoughtless
comment.
SWF Council of Churches
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POLLUTED BABIES. EurekAlert reports that evidence of tiny particles of
carbon, typically created by burning fossil fuels, has been found in
placentas for the first time. This is taken from new research presented at
the European Respiratory Society International Congress.
We all know, of course, that smoking in pregnancy harms babies ... and
previous research has indicated links between pregnant mothers'
exposure to air pollution and premature birth, low birth weight, infant
mortality and childhood respiratory problems.
EurekAlert tells us that "the new study adds to existing evidence on the
dangers of pollution for unborn babies and suggests that when pregnant
women breathe polluted air, sooty particles are able to reach the
placenta via the bloodstream."
Dr Lisa Miyashita, based at Queen Mary University of London is quoted
by Eurekalert: "We've known for a while that air pollution affects foetal
development and can continue to affect babies after birth and
throughout their lives. We were interested to see if these effects could
be due to pollution particles moving from the mother's lungs to the
placenta. Until now, there has been very little evidence that inhaled
particles get into the blood from the lung."
The article goes on to explain that the researchers worked with five
pregnant women who were all living in London and were due to have
planned caesarean section deliveries at 'The Royal London', the hospital
on the busy Whitechapel Road featured in 'Call the Midwife'. The
Hospital's Cup (a rugby 'tournament' that was contested by all the
London medical schools and was usually won by St Mary's in my day due
to the presence in the side of a certain JPR Williams) engendered intense
rivalry ... so much so that it was usual to carry out pranks prior to the cup
final. One student managed to steal the skeleton of the Elephant man
from the Hospital Museum and take it back to Barts - where he narrowly
escaped being 'expelled' (which would have deprived the world of an
eminent dermatologist.) Anyone caught raiding The London was taken
to the 'plaster room' (usually reserved for patients with fractures),
encased in plaster from the neck down, and carried out to the middle of
the Whitechapel road where he was laid between two bollards as the
traffic thundered by. They all survived ... although, surprisingly, none of
them complained about the pollution to which they had been subjected.
I'll write to the European Respiratory Society as it seems unaware of this
interesting fact - indeed, it might inspire its members to undertake a
further research project.
I digress. In the recent research project, the Mums (none of whom played
rugby) were all non-smokers with an uncomplicated pregnancy and each
one gave birth to a healthy baby. The women all gave permission to
researchers (who were particularly interested in 'scavenger' cells called
placental macrophages) to study their placentas after delivery.
Macrophages exist in many different parts of the body ... they are part
of the immune system and work by engulfing harmful particles, such as
bacteria and pollution particles. In the placenta they also help to protect
the foetus.
The team studied a total of 3,500 placental macrophage cells from the
five placentas and examined them under a high-powered microscope in
the hope of finding 'sooty particles' ... and, to their surprise, they found
quite a lot. I say 'to their surprise' because they were expecting the
macrophages in people's airways to mop up most of the carbon
'pollution particles' - so very little would spread in the bloodstream.
They said: "We were not sure if we were going to find any particles and
if we did find them, we were only expecting to find a small number of
placental macrophages that contain these sooty particles." This is
because most of them should be engulfed by macrophages within the
airways, particularly the bigger particles, and only a minority of small
sized particles would move into the circulation. Could these particles also
move across into the foetus? It's possible but the particles do not need
to get into the baby's body to have an adverse effect, because if they
have an effect on the placenta, this in itself will have a direct impact on
the foetus."
The article contains a quote from an eminent Professor called Mina Gaga
(NOT to be confused with Lady Gaga.) She said: "Previous research shows
that pregnant women living in polluted cities are more prone to
pregnancy issues such as restricted foetal growth, premature birth and
low birth weight babies. The evidence suggests that an increased risk of
low birth-weight can happen even at levels of pollution that are lower
than the European Union recommended annual limit. This new research
suggests a possible mechanism of how babies are affected by pollution
while being theoretically protected in the womb. This should raise
awareness amongst clinicians and the public regarding the harmful
effects of air pollution in pregnant women. We need stricter policies for
cleaner air to reduce the impact of pollution on health worldwide
because we are already seeing a new population of young adults with
health issues."
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It's unlikely that 'Mums-to-be' living in even the busiest areas of SWF
would be exposed to anything like the level's of pollution typically seen
in a big city. Even so, it makes sense to reduce traffic pollution in the
town to the bare minimum - e.g. avoiding using cars for short journeys
within the town and instead walking or biking (and making the town
even more 'bike friendly' than it is now.)
THE EUROPEAN FAT LEAGUE. The UK is the 'third fattest country in
Europe', according to figures published by the World Health
Organisation. Kat Lay in The Times adds that "Some 27.8 per cent of
adults in the United Kingdom are obese, a rate exceeded only by Turkey
(32.1 per cent) and Malta (28.9 per cent). The average in the European
region is 23.3 per cent" (and even that is a recipe for disaster.)
The article adds that: "the figures are included in the latest version of a
report by the WHO into health in Europe, which is updated every three
years. It found that across the region, people lived on average more than
one year longer than they did five years ago. Despite the improvement,
it warned that smoking, alcohol, obesity and under-vaccination remained
“real causes for concern”.
Ben Spicer in The Mail comes up with much the same facts and figures:
"UN study found that two in three of us are overweight and one in four
is obese. It blamed the crisis on lack of exercise, poor diet and heavy
drinking."
This hasn't happened overnight. Jen Mills wrote in the Metro back in
2017: "26.9% of adult men are classed as obese – the highest in Europe
by some distance. Things aren’t much better for women either, as they
are the second fattest in Europe, with 29.2% classed as obese. As a
nation, we’re so overweight that it’s putting us at risk of dying from
diabetes, heart disease and strokes, the study warned."
On the same day as her article on obesity was published in The Times, Kat
Lay wrote: "Amputations for diabetes at 120 a week" ... adding "The
number of foot and toe amputations linked to diabetes has risen by
more than a quarter since 2013. More than 120 such amputations
happen each week, according to figures published by Labour. In 1998,
only three per cent of adults in England were diagnosed with diabetes.
By 2016 that had more than doubled to seven per cent. Experts say that
rising rates of obesity, inactivity and poor diet, all key factors in type 2
diabetes, have played a role in the increase. Type 2 diabetes is linked to
tooth decay, blindness, kidney failure, heart attack, stroke and dementia,
as well as potential limb amputation."
Alexandra Thompson wrote in The Mail that "Diabetes causes around
24,000 premature deaths a year" adding that "Type 2 diabetes'
prevalence has more than doubled over the past decade due to rising
rates of obesity, inactivity and unhealthy eating." She reminds us that
"Treating the disease takes up 10 per cent, or £10 billion, of the NHS'
budget."
Meanwhile, Cosmopolitan magazine has been roundly criticised for Tess
Holliday's cover shoot which has been accused of 'promoting obesity'
The South Woodham practices are trying to find all the patients that may
be classified as 'prediabetic' in the hope that, if the risks they are running
are clearly explained to them and help is offered, they might take action
(thereby sparing themselves the complications associated with the
disease.) The number of patients we are finding who fall into this
category is truly astonishing. We'll keep you posted.
DIY KIDNEY STONE REMOVAL. Riding on some types of roller-coaster is
an effective way of removing kidney stones, according to Pallab Ghosh,
Science correspondent for BBC News. This is the conclusion of research
that has won this year's Ig Nobel Prize for Medicine.
The article goes on to say: "The patient reported that one of his kidney
stones became dislodged after a ride on the Big Thunder Mountain ride.
Wondering whether it was caused by the ride or a coincidence, the
patient went on the ride several more times and each time a stone
popped out. Prof Wartinger (his consultant) built a silicone model of his
patient's renal system, including artificial kidney stones, and took it with
him on numerous rides. He discovered that Big Thunder Mountain was
indeed effective - more so than the scarier rides such as Space Mountain
or Rock 'n' Roller Coaster which involve prolonged drops. Prof Wartinger
concluded that this was because Big Thunder Mountain involves more
up and down and side to side movements that 'rattle' the rider."
The Roller Coaster is not yet approved by the NHS so I'm afraid that those
of you afflicted will have to undergo more boring treatments such as
lithotripsy, whereby kidney stones are broken up into 'gravel' that can be
passed with the urine by a device which delivers ultrasound shock waves.
If you want to combine excitement with treatment, however, you can, of
course, 'go private' ... there's a version of the Big Thunder Mountain ride
at Disneyland, Paris ... but you do so at your own risk.
Dr John.

RECRUITMENT
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South Woodham Focus
Local firm require a
Full Time Office Admin Person
to join busy office.
Must be punctual, competent and self-motivated,
with a good telephone manner
Knowledge of Excel, Word and outlook an advantage
Salary above minimum wage
CV to j.gulson@raytel.co.uk
No agencies or phone calls please
PART TIME CLEANERS
required for morning shifts in central
South Woodham.
£8.50/£9.00 an hour.
Please phone Frank on 01245 320899
EXCITING NEW HAIR SALON RECRUITING FOR THE
FOLLOWING POSITIONS
Full Time Junior Hairdresser
Self Employed Nail Technician
Full Time Self-Employed Hairdressers
For the right candidates we offer an amazing opportunity to
grow your client base and reach your full potential as a
hairdresser. With support throughout the day, assisted
advertising and social media coverage, access to all salon clients
and walk in appointments, use of salon equipment and products
and the highest levels of customer care in our brand new salon.
Chair rental/ commission basis.
Please apply for the above positions to
rockinlocks@yahoo.com or contact Hayley on 07854042508
HIGHLINE ROADMARKINGS LIMITED
TRAINEE ROAD MARKER REQUIRED
(NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY)
MUST hold full clean driving licence, £70.00 per day whilst
training for NVQ level 2 then rising to £80.00 per day
and will increase upon experience.
RING 01621 741777 Ask for Lauren or Debbie Wallace
Two Female Part Time Personal
Carer/Assistants
Required for Personal Care and Domestic Duties
Various Shifts Monday to Sunday-:
Mornings 9am to 1pm or 9.30am to 11.30am.
Afternoons 2pm to 6pm. Late shift 5.30pm to 7.30pm.
Part time Personal Carer required to join our friendly team
to provide both personal assistance and occasional
domestic duties for middle aged wheelchair bound lady
with physical difficulties due to multiple sclerosis.
Experience preferred but not essential as full training
will be given.
Good hourly rates of pay:-
£9 day, £11 Late shift, £13 weekend.
Applicants should be friendly, reliable, responsible,
punctual, flexible, have good personal and domestic
hygiene standards, be in good health and have a good
sense of humour.
Essential that you are able to provide sickness and holiday
cover for other carers when required.
Non smoking policy in the home.
Contact 07563 326552
for details of shifts available.
Learning Support Assistants at
Collingwood Primary School
The Governing Body of Collingwood Primary School is looking to appoint a
least two people, to work with one of our wonderful pupils as part of a job
share AND to run our After School Homework Club (3:20pm-4pm
Mon-Thurs) Successful candidates will be hardworking, self-motivated and
enthusiastic. Relevant, recent experience of working with children is essential.
Training will be provided. These contracts relate to a specific pupil and hours
worked can change, over time, in line with their special educational needs.
Willingness to work throughout the Primary age range is essential.
Please state clearly on your letter of application which of the two roles you
are interested in, the total number of hours you are able to work and which
times, if any, you would be unable to work.
Collingwood Primary is a happy school with an ethos of care, teamwork
and mutual support. If you are committed to ensuring that all pupils
make good progress, then come and discuss these positions with
Mrs Minister, our SENCO.
We can offer you:
• Friendly, well behaved children who enjoy coming to school!
• A welcoming, supportive and hard-working staff and governor team.
• Friendly and supportive parents who care about their children’s education.
• A well-resourced forward looking school offering good professional
development opportunities.
• A full and thorough induction programme.
Our Governors and staff are committed to safeguarding children.
All appointments will be subject to satisfactory references, DBS and medical
checks. Application packs are available from the office via Mrs D. De’Ath or
Mrs S. Wraight on 01245 322258.
Salary: Band 2 (£8.82-£9.16 per hour depending on experience)
Closing Date for applications: 3:30pm Thursday 27th September 2018.
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‘BATTLES OVER’ CENTENARY OF THE END OF THE FIRST WORLD WAR
Maldon District Commemoration of the centenary
of the end of the First World War
Maldon District Council, with the support of Maldon Town
Council and the Trustees of the Moot Hall and the Maeldune
Centre, is pleased to announce that the Danger Tree exhibitions
are coming to Maldon as part of the commemorations of the
centenary of the end of WWI. The exhibitions support the
‘Battles Over’ commemoration event on the evening of 11
November in Promenade Park.
The Danger Tree comprises two different free interactive art
exhibitions commemorating World War I, and a pre-exhibition
evening talk. The art exhibitions include original paintings and
limited edition prints using state-of-the-art augmented reality
(AR) software to bring each piece alive through poetry,
animation and music. Visitors will be offered the technology to
watch the paintings transform into an immersive 3D experience,
using hand-held devices and headphones, with each telling the
compelling story of soldiers who fought and fell in the Great War
from 1914 to 1918. The devices are provided free of charge to
experience this ground-breaking event. Created by awardwinning
artists Scarlett Raven and Marc Marot, this is the first
time The Danger Tree has come to Essex, following criticallyacclaimed
showcases in London, Manchester Belfast, Liverpool
and Birmingham.
Introduction to the Danger Tree exhibition: 25 October – 7pm: an
opportunity to learn more about the Danger Tree exhibition by
Marc Marot. To be held, with the kind permission of the Minister,
at the United Reformed Church, Maldon. Free admission.
Maeldune Centre: 27 October to 13 November: an exhibition
showing ten portraits of soldiers from the Great War, amongst
which will be one centred on a Maldon story.
Moot Hall: 27 October to 18 November: this exhibition depicts
images of the Great War buried within Scarlett Raven’s
impressionistic landscape oil paintings. Each painting triggers
augmented reality to reveal harrowing narrative of the fallen while
reminding us of the impact on loved ones. This exhibition contains
fascinating animation, music, and wartime poetry narrated by
acclaimed actors including Vicky McClure and Sean Bean.
‘Battles Over’ at the Promenade Park: 11 November: this
commemoration event is an opportunity for all residents to
honour all those who gave their lives during WWI. The event will
feature a collection of silhouettes of WWI soldiers which the
District Council has made available to all the parish councils in
the District, offering them an opportunity for the community’s
expression of remembrance. More details of the commemoration
event will be available closer to the date.
In anticipation of further commemoration events throughout
the District, the Maldon District Tourist information Centre has
created a dedicated web page of information -
visitmaldondistrict.co.uk/battlesover listing events which are
taking place up to 11 November. Please email tic@maldon.gov.uk
to let them know of any plans that you or your community has
to mark this occasion.
HATFIELD PEVERAL FC U16
PANTHERS 3 – 3 SWFU FC U16 LIONS.
Blackwater and Dengie League U16 Division Two match.
When a ‘Pride of Roaring Lions’ meets a ‘Claw of Growling
Panthers’ for the first time, you can be assured the resulting
game is likely to be ferociously competitive. Last Sunday’s match
didn’t disappoint, when the SWFU U16 Lions travelled to Hatfield
Peverel Panthers in their latest Division Two match.
The Lions again fielded a very strong squad. Ollie ‘Mr Safe-
Hands’ between the sticks; Morgan, Captain Edward, James O,
Callum, Dan W and Josh held the back line stronger than a
Mexican border. Tom H, Dan L and Dan S were supporting and
providing service through mid-field, leaving Sam B, Martin, Alex
and Michael on the wings and Joe S as Centre-Forward.
The Lions triangular passing style of play uneased the Panthers
and enabled Joe S to fire in the visitors opening salvo, inside ten
minutes. The Panthers usual long high passes then came into
play, which the Lions defended superbly. Goal stopper Oliver
was again on top form deflecting and catching many shots.
The Lions communication was superb, with skipper Edward fully
controlling the back line and ensuring options were available
when a ball was cleared. The Lions maintained the pressure on
the Panthers. Tom H’s strike clanged off the right post, with Sam
B and Alex firing across many assists from the wings.
Martin had his goal bound shot blocked, from Alex’s silky pass.
Hatfield Peverel knew they had to score; and equalised from a
long, high range strike that arched under the crossbar beyond
Oliver’s reach. The Panthers netted their second from a goalbox
scramble, following a corner kick.
Despite beginning the second half 2-1 down, the Lions knuckled
down and took the game to Hatfield.
Dan W had his shot saved from another Alex cross. The Panthers
continued to hit high passing shots. Michael, Tom H and Dan S
were weaving well with Joe S but found themselves stifled
before launching a venomous master strike. Then in a freak
right wing shot, Hatfield found the inside of the Lion’s net,
extending their lead to 3-1.
The Lions then introduced a little ‘reverse psychology’ and began
to play the Panthers at their own style of play. This appeared to
effectively unnerve their hosts. In a wonderful set piece, Joe S
walloped in the Lions second goal, bringing the score to 3-2 with
eleven minutes of play remaining. Dan S then fired, rebounded
off the goalie to Dan W, who ran out of space and the ball
crashed into the side netting.
The Lions then ramped up the pressure. Joe S’ screeching
firecracker left the Panthers’ goalie standing and landed his
team a hard earned 3-3 draw at full time.
This was a well-deserved point for the Lions and a typical display
of their ‘never give up’ attitude.
Next Sunday, the Lions are at Compass Gardens against Dunmow
United Pythons, in their next League fixture.
The U16 Lions today were: Josh B, Sam B, Callum C, Alex G,
Tom H, Dan L, Morgan L, Edward M, Martin N, James O, Oliver R,
Dan S, Joe S, Michael T and Dan W.
Thanks to Paul for running the line and providing the pre-match
warm-up. SWFU U16 Lions are proud to be sponsored by
‘Chelmsford Audi’.
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THREE RIVERS
JOHN DAY TROPHY
A very well done to the three rivers John day trophy team. A very
well deserved win today. The first time won in many many years.
Very well done to all who played and very well deserved. Proud
of you all.
THE SWFC U16 LIONS BEGAN THEIR
2018/19 SEASON IN WINNING STYLE
SWFU FC U16 LIONS 3 – 0 WRITTLE MINORS FC U16 GREENS.
Blackwater and Dengie League U16 Division Two match.
The last time the Lions and Greens met, was in last season’s
‘League Cup Final’; where the Lions fought back from an early
Writtle lead, to win the Cup 2-1. Both teams had been promoted
to Division Two in the ‘U16 Blackwater and Dengie League’ and
were eager to lift the three points available today.
The Lions had been working hard on maintaining their fitness
levels in the closed season, while the SWFU Committee and
Chelmsford City Council, had worked tirelessly to nurture the
pitches at Compass Gardens.
High energy was maintained from the opening minutes. The
Lions finally broke the deadlock when a long-range clearance
from Dan W found Joe S, who sprinted past Writtle’s last
defender and fired the ball into the net.
The Lion’s defensive wall remained strong, with mid-field
spreading the play across the whole pitch. Joe S extended the
home side’s lead, following a skillful assist from Alex G.
Writtle threatened a comeback in the final twenty minutes,
however Dan S’ goal sealed the game and the points.
A good debut match, in what will be a challenging campaign for
the Lions.
Next Sunday, the Lions travel to Hatfield Peverel Panthers.
The U16 Lions today were: Sam B, Will C, James D, Tom H,
Morgan L, James O, Sam P, Oliver R, Dan S, Joe S, Michael T and
Dan W.
SWFU U16 Lions are proud to be sponsored by ‘Chelmsford Audi’
OPEN PUBLIC MEETING
Tuesday 9th October 2018
6pm - 7pm
Come along and find out more about how
you can help
Bicknacre Memorial Village Hall
Bicknacre Road, Chelmsford, CM3 4ES
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DIRECTORY
South Woodham Focus Email: swfocus@maypolepress.com Tel: 01245 426 555
Important Telephone Numbers
Police Station non emergencies 101 or 0300 333 4444
Fire Station 0300 303 0088
Neighbourhood Watch
(contact via the Police Stn above)
Town Council Champions Manor Hall Community Centre 321817
Leisure Centre (SWF Swimming Pool) 605600
Village Hall 325568
Library 0345 603 7628
Volunteer Centre Chelmsford 250731
Community Transport 477750
‘Dial A Ride’ 9.30am - 4.45pm
Post Office 324066
Food Allergy Testing
Food Allergy Testing Ltd 426032
Jan Taylor Dip AIT, Holistic Centre 325312
Healthcare
Health Clinic 0300 3032619
NHS Direct 111
Dr Susan Matthew, Kingsway Surgery 321391
Anson Close Surgery 328040
Brickfields Surgery 328855
Dr J Cormack 426898
Chemists
Govani Chemist 321910
(Sunday & Bank Holidays 10am - 12pm)
Village Pharmacy 320344
Dentists
Oakland Dental Care (Dr. H Chaudry) 328451
(Brickfields) 328060
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Counsellors
Bill Bliss Hypno/Psychotherapist 426414
Marriage Care 0800 389 3801
Joanne Calcott Counselling 07795 175550
Oestopath
Graham Hiscott Osteopath & Cranial Osteopath 01702 584400
Physiotherapist
Essex Physiotherapist Clinic 325037
Ben Farrell 615051
Homeopath
Jan Taylor Homeopath 325312
Joy Bliss 426414
Senior Meals on Wheels
Senior Meals on Wheels Service The Eatery 322263
Natural Healing Centres
Spinal & Natural Healthcare Centre 333900
Schools
Collingwood Primary 322258
Elmwood Primary 321301
St Joseph’s Catholic Primary 321828
St Mary’s Primary (Aided) Woodham Ferrers Village 320505
Trinity St Mary’s (Aided) 321711
Woodville Primary 321755
William de Ferrers 326326
Vets
Blaircourt Pet Clinic 324437
Crouch Vale Vets 807518
Churches
Evangelical Church 07375936840
Church of England 322134
Christ the King Church, RCCG. 07538097421
Methodist Church 01621 853423
New Life Church 01245 321188
Roman Catholic Church 324138
Riverside Church 426511
Salvation Army 01268 768803
Woodham Ferrers Congregational Church 01702 551950
St Mary’s Church Woodham Ferrers.
contact Church Warden, Sharon Hutton Mayson 01234 328480
Religious Centres
Mid Essex Buddhist Centre 07936 534546
South Woodham Councillors
Chetwood Ward
Donna Eley, Ashley John, Bob Massey, Alan Shearring
Collingwood Ward
Peter Ferry, Anne Humphrey, Malcolm Sismey,
Christine Weir-Ewing and Richard Weir-Ewing
Elmwood Ward
Jackie Birch, Sam Coley, Lisa Kelly, Martyn Lobar
and Murrough O’Brien
Woodville Ward
Keith Bentley, Kevin Golding, Ian Roberts and Peter Wyatt
South Woodham Ferrers City Councillors
Elmwood & Woodville Ward
Linda Denston, Bob Denston, Tricia Hughes
Chetwood & Collingwood Ward
Ashley John, Bob Massey, Malcolm Sismey

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CENTRIC SAFE HAVEN FRONT
CHILD BIKE SEAT - Child must
be at least 12 months old and
able to hold head up. For use
up to 18kg, VGC, (£30).
TP GALVANISED STEEL SINGLE
SWING FRAME (W: 2m /D:
2.45m/H: 2.30m) with junior
seat - dismantled - £25
Contact: 07526 677 934.
IMMACULATE SUEDE LOOK
BUCKET CHAIR. Pale chocolate
colour. Buyer collects. £25.
01245 327591.
MEN'S TAILORED TROUSERS,
slim fit 32 long, never been
worn, labels attached £45 from
Next, grey any sensible offer.
BLACK ASH FURNITURE,
fantastic condition 1x bedside
cabinet 3 drawer.
1 MEDIUM HEIGHT HI-FI
CABINET, 2 shelves
TV unit 4 drawers, medium
height £50. Tel: 07979 672338
BEDROOM FURNITURE
Free Double Divan Bed &
Mattress, white wood
Wardrobe , white wood
dressing table with draws. Tel:
07789 844184
WEDGEWOOD BUXTON CUPS
AND SAUCERS X 4. W4131.
SOUTH WOODHAM
FOCUS
White with grey leaf
patterning Images available.
£20. Tel: 01245 329928
WOODVILLE SCHOOL PE KIT -
T-shirt to fit chest 22”, shorts (2
pairs) elasticated waist 18”+
and kit bag - £5.
CLARK’S BLACK PLIMSOLES
size 9.5 new (never worn cost
£10) - £2.50.
4 PAIRS OF CHARCOAL GREY
LONG TROUSERS, inside leg
15.5”, adjustable waist, zip
front - £5 for all 4 pairs. All
items in excellent condition.
Tel: 07799 061248
ARTIFICIAL GRASS OFFCUT -
quality 38mm pile. Square
shape with a corner cut off so
2.4 x 2.4 metres at widest
point & 1.1 x 0.8 metre at
narrowest. £25. Tel: 01245
322215
FOR SALE. “Kingsize” tubular
Bronze coloured headboard.
V.G.C. £30. Tel: 01245 323849
TODDLER TOYS
All very good condition.
Vtech Chase me Casey £10
skates across the floor
encouraging child to dance
and chase them. RRP: £39.99
Vtech sing along microphone
£3. Vtech Put & take dumper
with balls £5. Tiny love follow
me Fred (walks & barks dog)
£5. Buyer to collect. Call: 07803
033804
ELLE TENS MACHINE: labour
pain relief & back pain. Never
used. £20
Ewan the Dream Sheep
ultimate baby sleeping aid £8
(RRP: £30)
Winnie the Pooh sweet
dreams cot projector & music
£3. All very good condition
Buyer collects.
Tel: 07803 033804
HARO BIKE BMX. Good
condition. £30.00. Phone
07939 286130
WANTED
DVD recorder wanted,
reasonable price paid.
Roger. 01245 490917
SIEMANS DISHWASHER. Very
good condition. £35 ono.
ORNAMENTAL ELECTRIC FIRE
with realistic coal and flames.
£35 ono.
PINE HALL TABLE. £15. ono.
Reason for sale, moving home.
Buyer collects. Tel: 07967
328787.
ELLE TENS MACHINE: labour
pain relief & back pain. Never
used. £20; EWAN THE DREAM
SHEEP ULTIMATE BABY
SLEEPING AID £8 (RRP: £30);
WINNIE THE POOH SWEET
DREAMS COT PROJECTOR &
MUSIC £3
All very good condition, Buyer
collects. Tel: 07803 033804
MENS ADDIDAS ASTROS,
barely worn, size 9. £5.
SQUIGGLE PUZZLE SNAKE £2.
BOOM BOOM BALLOON £2.
WII STEERING WHEEL £1.50.
PLOP TRUMPS £1.
ADVENTURE TIME TRUMPS £2.
TITANFALL 2 COLLECTORS
GUIDE BOOK £2
ROMAN EMPEROR COSTUME
(age 7/8/9) £3 All in very good
condition 07914 595564 can
send pics of any of the above)
TODDLER BED: white framed
with small head side guard.
Good condition. (Mattress
available if wanted in price).
£15. Tel: 07510 557024.
DISPLAY CABINET: Attractive
french style in stone painted
wood with ornate glass doors
and 2 cupboards under, one
with drawers and one with
shelves. £100 ovno. Tel: 07510
557024.
TODDLER BED: white framed
with small head side guard.
Good condition. (Mattress
available if wanted in price).
£15. Tel: 07510 557024.
DISPLAY CABINET: Attractive
french style in stone painted
wood with ornate glass doors
and 2 cupboards under, one
with drawers and one with
shelves.
£100 ovno. Tel: 07510 557024.
FREE DOUBLE DIVAN BED &
MATTRESS, white Wood
Wardrobe, white wood
dressing table with draws.
Tel: 07789 844184
Weights Ball hand lifting one
is 24kg another 20kg and
another 3kg hardly used
£20. Tel: 01245 322025
BATHROOM LIGHT UP
MIRROR, really pretty when lit.
84 x 60, good condition. £15
Tel: 07999 583952
WHITE BASIN AND PEDESTAL
modern style with matching
taps and matching bath taps.
Can email photos. £20 for
basin and taps and £8 for bath
taps. Tel: 07999 583952
CHILDREN ITEMS
DOLLS PRAM (mamas & papas
converts from pram to
pushchair) £10. WOODEN
DOLLS Rocking crib/cradle £10.
PINK DISNEY Princess sling
bookcase £10. Various Disney
PRINCESS DRESSING UP
outfits, Brave, Rapunzel and
Frozen (Elsa, Anna and Frozen
fever dresses) £3 each. LARGE
WOODEN DOLLS HOUSE with
various amounts of furniture
and dolls. Collection only £25.
Photos available on request,
all in excellent condition,
smoke free home: Call 07786
984465
APPLIANCE REPAIRS
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All aspects of house maintenance
• WINDOWS • CONSERVATORIES
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NO JOB TOO SMALL
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Call Ken: 01245 329305 (eve) Mob: 07801 446498 (day)
Long standing highly
professional and
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who are reliable,
polite and friendly.
CARPENTRY & JOINERY
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Kitchens
Flooring
Decking
Storage
07519 642955
Wardrobes
Doors
Skirting
Architraves
info@woodworkessex.co.uk
BUILDING & ELECTRICAL
BATHROOMS & PLUMBING
V.J.M. PLUMBING AND BATHROOMS
The Bathroom you always wanted at a price you can afford!
COMPLETE INSTALLATION BY BATHROOM SPECIALISTS
Full Domestic Plumbing Service Available
All work at a High Standard, Competitive Prices.
Bathrooms, En-suites, Cloakrooms, Power Showers etc,
All types of bathroom furniture. Work Guaranteed and Fully Insured
FREE Estimate call Vince: 01245 324187 or 07768 695140
CARPET FITTER
Computer Services
Upgrades, Virus Removal
Hardware/Software Installation
Advice and Basic Tuition.
Reasonable Rates.
For a Home Visit call:
COMPUTER SERVICES
Mark Piesse
01245 321514
07973 522412
m.piesse@tiscali.co.uk
CLEANING SERVICES
Medcalfs
Vacuum Cleaner Repairs
at Kings Hardware 5 Warwick Parade SWF
From Hoover Junior to Dyson Ball -
we repair them all
01245 320106
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DRIVEWAY CLEANING
HEATING & PLUMBING
Tel: 07889 531301
www.smartdrives2.co.uk
Email: smartdrives2@gmail.com
Call today for a free ‘no hassle’
quotation and No call out charge
We refurbish block paved driveways and patios at a fraction of the cost.
This is achieved by using a paint which is a blend of liquid pigments and
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Plumbing & Heating
email: freer_d@sky.com
Mob: 07860 270778
Tel: 01245 320138
Millmark Electrical Ltd
Small Works Electrical Electrician
- Replace/Upgrade Consumer Units to current Regulations
- Fault Finding
- Security Lights
- Electrical Installation, Inspection & Testing with Certification
- Installation/Replacement Indoor Lighting & Sockets
- PAT Testing
FREE QUOTES
Email:
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office
01245-328805
mobile
07949 600966
FLORISTS
LANDSCAPING
GARDENING
JUST GRASS
GRASS CUTTING • STRIMMING
HEDGE CUTTING
Always reliable.
Call me today for a free quote.
Shane on 07981 924541.
DAVE ALLEN
SUBLIME LANDSCAPES
07772 313 818
01245 324 328
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South Woodham Ferrers
GUIDE PRICE of £260,000 to £270,000
This attractive two bed end of terrace house enjoys
gardens to front, side and rear, with its own garage
and off street parking. Featuring a spacious lounge
diner, re-fitted kitchen, a large master bedroom and
good sized second bedroom sharing a modern
family bathroom. This nicely presented home is well
situated within close proximity of the town centre,
early viewing is strongly advised to avoid
disappointment.
Call to view 01245 323729
South Woodham Ferrers
OIEO £300,000
This nicely presented 3 bedroom link detached
house is situated in a popular and convenient
location within close proximity to Woodville Primary
School and Railway station. Offering wellproportioned
accommodation throughout including a
spacious living room, kitchen-diner, three bedrooms
and a family bathroom. Further enhanced with own
driveway to garage and a well maintained split level
rear garden. Early viewing is strongly advised .
Call to view 01245 323729
South Woodham Ferrers
GUIDE PRICE £350,000 - £375,000
This beautiful four bedroom detached family home
enjoys a popular location. Featuring a modern
kitchen/diner, a light and spacious living room and
ground floor cloakroom. To the first floor the Master
bedroom enjoys a modern en-suite and the three
remaining bedrooms share a re-fitted family
bathroom. Further benefitting from own drive to
garage and a good sized rear garden. Early viewing is
strongly recommended.
Call to view 01245 323729
South Woodham Ferrers
OIEO £425,000
Sold with no onward chain. We are pleased to
present this extended and spacious five bedroom
detached family home. Within close proximity to
Woodville Primary School and Station. Benefitting
from a 21ft kitchen breakfast room and a separate
20ft dining room. Further advantages include off
street parking and a garage accessible from the
front of the property and garden. Early viewing is
strongly recommended to avoid disappointment.
Call to view 01245 323729
Basildon
t: 01268 271 110
e: sales@balgoresbasildon.com
Lettings: 01268 280 066
Gravesend
t: 01474 369 955
e: sales@balgoresgravesend.com
Lettings: 01474 369 959
Romford
t: 01708 755 507
e: sales@balgoresromford.com
Lettings: 01708 755 508
Brentwood
t: 01277 216 800
e: sales@balgoreshayes.com
Lettings: 01277 210 506
Hornchurch
t: 01708 470 756
e: sales@balgoresproperty.com
Lettings: 01708 478 333
South Woodham Ferrers
t: 01245 323 729
e: sales@balgoresswf.com
Lettings: 01245 455 584
South Woodham Ferrers
OIEO £600,000
The Hanningfield is a stunning, four bedroom
detached house. Featuring extremely well presented
accommodation including a spacious kitchen and a
choice of stylish receptions, making it a wonderful
property in which to entertain but also enjoying the
flexibility required by growing families. Further
enhanced with a four piece family bathroom and two
further en-suites this house really should be seen.
Offered with no forward chain!
Call to view 01245 323729
Chelmsford
t: 01245 492 424
e: sales@balgoreschelmsford.com
Lettings: 01245 455 584
Ongar
t: 01277 369 925
e: ongar@balgoreshayes.com
Lettings: 01277 210 506
Upminster
t: 01708 259 539
e: sales@balgoresupminster.com
Lettings: 01708 259 535
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South Woodham Ferrers
£700,000
This exceptional five bedroom detached house offers
spacious and beautifully presented accommodation.
Benefitting from a large living room, further separate
dining room / sitting room, study and a re-fitted
family kitchen. To the first floor the Master and
bedroom two enjoy En-suites with the three remaining
bedrooms sharing a re-fitted family bathroom. With
extensive parking, double garages and gated access
directly onto the country walks beyond.
Call to view 01245 323729
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