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6 South Woodham Focus<br />
Christmas at South Woodham Evangelical Church 2018<br />
2 nd Dec 10.15am Start of Advent<br />
9 th Dec 6.30pm Carols with South Woodham Bell Ringers<br />
LAST CHANCE TO GET ‘KIND OF bLUE’<br />
TICKETS FOR LAST EVENT OF YEAR<br />
If you're thinking of coming to ''Kind of Blue's'' gig in the Bell,<br />
Sunday December 16th, 2pm-4pm make sure you get your £5<br />
tickets as soon as possible (proceeds to breast cancer) as we<br />
have nearly sold out!<br />
16 th Dec 10.15am - Family Christingle Service<br />
23 rd Dec 10.15am Sunday Advent<br />
24 th Dec 7.00pm - A Service of Carols and Readings<br />
Christmas morning 10.15am Family Service Celebration<br />
The afternoon event will be divided into two parts:<br />
The first section will consist of our usual mixture of modern jazz<br />
''classics''; the second will be a ''singalong'' of well known<br />
Christmas songs, led by Pauline.<br />
All of this will be washed down with mulled wine and mince<br />
pies. It should be a very enjoyable afternoon, and not to be<br />
missed.<br />
So, to avoid disappointment, hurry and phone the Bell<br />
(01245320443) or Dave (07774912083), you will find this a<br />
wonderful start to the festive season.<br />
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CHRISTMAS<br />
CRACKERS!<br />
Q: What kind of<br />
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Santa ride?<br />
A: A Holly Davidson!<br />
Q: Who gives presents to<br />
baby sharks?<br />
A: Santa Jaws!<br />
Q: What does the Turkey<br />
eat at Christmas?<br />
A: Nothing cos he’s<br />
stuffed!<br />
Q: Why does Santa have<br />
three gardens?<br />
A: So he can Ho Ho Ho<br />
Q: What is green, white,<br />
and red all over?<br />
A: A sunburnt elf<br />
Q: What do you get if you<br />
eat Christmas<br />
decorations?<br />
A: Tinsel itis.<br />
Q: Why don’t reindeer<br />
like penguins?<br />
A: Because they can’t take<br />
the wrapper off !!<br />
Q: Why is Santa so good<br />
at karate?<br />
A: Because he has a black<br />
belt!<br />
Q: How much did Santa<br />
pay for his sleigh?<br />
A: Nothing, it was on<br />
the house!<br />
SOUTH WOODHAM<br />
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