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6 South Woodham Focus<br />

Christmas at South Woodham Evangelical Church 2018<br />

2 nd Dec 10.15am Start of Advent<br />

9 th Dec 6.30pm Carols with South Woodham Bell Ringers<br />

LAST CHANCE TO GET ‘KIND OF bLUE’<br />

TICKETS FOR LAST EVENT OF YEAR<br />

If you're thinking of coming to ''Kind of Blue's'' gig in the Bell,<br />

Sunday December 16th, 2pm-4pm make sure you get your £5<br />

tickets as soon as possible (proceeds to breast cancer) as we<br />

have nearly sold out!<br />

16 th Dec 10.15am - Family Christingle Service<br />

23 rd Dec 10.15am Sunday Advent<br />

24 th Dec 7.00pm - A Service of Carols and Readings<br />

Christmas morning 10.15am Family Service Celebration<br />

The afternoon event will be divided into two parts:<br />

The first section will consist of our usual mixture of modern jazz<br />

''classics''; the second will be a ''singalong'' of well known<br />

Christmas songs, led by Pauline.<br />

All of this will be washed down with mulled wine and mince<br />

pies. It should be a very enjoyable afternoon, and not to be<br />

missed.<br />

So, to avoid disappointment, hurry and phone the Bell<br />

(01245320443) or Dave (07774912083), you will find this a<br />

wonderful start to the festive season.<br />

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CHRISTMAS<br />

CRACKERS!<br />

Q: What kind of<br />

motorbike does<br />

Santa ride?<br />

A: A Holly Davidson!<br />

Q: Who gives presents to<br />

baby sharks?<br />

A: Santa Jaws!<br />

Q: What does the Turkey<br />

eat at Christmas?<br />

A: Nothing cos he’s<br />

stuffed!<br />

Q: Why does Santa have<br />

three gardens?<br />

A: So he can Ho Ho Ho<br />

Q: What is green, white,<br />

and red all over?<br />

A: A sunburnt elf<br />

Q: What do you get if you<br />

eat Christmas<br />

decorations?<br />

A: Tinsel itis.<br />

Q: Why don’t reindeer<br />

like penguins?<br />

A: Because they can’t take<br />

the wrapper off !!<br />

Q: Why is Santa so good<br />

at karate?<br />

A: Because he has a black<br />

belt!<br />

Q: How much did Santa<br />

pay for his sleigh?<br />

A: Nothing, it was on<br />

the house!<br />

SOUTH WOODHAM<br />

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