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REALLY Stupid Scam of the MonthNow I know it’s election season andpoliticians (and their spouses) mightdo anything to get elected, but really?Those are NOT typos but the actualemail. We know scammers need toonly deceive one (out of the millions)but can any ONE be that stupid?Remember: Think, think, think beforeyou click! If in doubt, don’t.6Subject: Congratulations my dear you have wonmillions $From: Mrs. Melania Trump (Add as PreferredSender)To: xxxxxI am Mrs. Melania Trump and I am written to informyou about your Bank Check Draftbrought by United Embassy from the government ofBenin Republic to the white houseWashington DC and has been mandated to be deliverto your address as soon as you get back to me withyour below information.Full name, Home address, Phone number, I’d card.You check is containing the sum of US$60 milliondollars.Here is my number (+1-(202) 858-xxxx) you can callme or send me an sms but I prefer sms because I’malways busy in the white house and I cant be able topick calls all the time. I will be waiting to hear from youimmediately, thanks and God bless you.Note: All communications concern this fund shouldbe on Email and SMS only for security reasons andrecord purposeSincerely, Mrs. Melania Trump - First LadyOctober 2020You Gotta LaughBy: Bill Caserta / Bill’s BlurbsAn old man lived alone. He wanted to planthis annual tomato garden, but it wasdifficult work, as the ground was hard.His only son who used to help him was inprison. The father wrote a letter to his son anddescribed his predicament.Dear Son, I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won’t beable to plant my tomato garden this year. I’m just getting too old tobe digging up a garden plot.I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know youwould be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days. Love,PapaA few days later he received a letter from his son. Dear Pop, Don’tdig up that garden. That’s where the bodies are buried.The next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug upthe entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the oldman and left. That same day the old man received another letter fromhis son.Dear Pop, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That’s the best Icould do under the circumstances.* Doug lived in the Florida Keys and knows the end is near. His nurse,his wife, daughter and son are with him.Doug asks for two witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in inplace to record his wishes:“Son, I want you to take all the Ocean Reef houses. My daughter,you take the apartments between mile markers 100 and 125.Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings onBlackwater Sound.”The nurses and witnesses are blown away as they did not realizehis extensive holdings, and as Doug slips away, the nurse says, “Mrs.Jones, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to haveaccumulated all this property.”The wife replies, “He had a paper route.”Bill Caserta is the Project Director for The Vegas Voice andhas a very “unique” sense of humor. He welcomes all funnysubmissions at: bill@thevegasvoice.net.
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