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One of the
The Quicky Horoscopes
Your near future in two sentences by Molly Stone
best coffee
table books
of the year
— Philadelphia Inquirer
• The best-selling Cape May history
book.
• Now in its third edition with many
NEW wonderful historical photographs
and updated stories.
• More than 300 pages, filled with
fascinating photographs and stories.
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Page 36 EXIT ZERO February 25, 2021
ARIES You will spend the day eating from a jar of Cape May Peanut Butter
with a spoon. You will decide there are worse ways to spend an afternoon.
TAURUS: You will attend East Lynne Theater Company’s Get Happy
Cabaret saluting Judy Garland. You will spend the rest of the week belting
“Somewhere Over the Rainbow” to anyone who will listen, which will get
you banned from Sturdy Savings Bank and the Cape May Post Office.
GEMINI: You will become obsessed with news about the Perseverance
Rover on Mars. You will begin wearing a spacesuit to run errands around
town.
CANCER: You will finally accept all those LinkedIn requests in your
email. You will land a new job paying a six-figure salary with six weeks
of vacation.
LEO: You will spot a curious seagull at the water’s edge. You will paint her
like one of your French girls.
VIRGO: You will take advantage of curbside pickup, a new offering from
Cape May Brewing Company. You will use it to try their new Chocolate-Covered
Strawberry IPA.
LIBRA: You will pick up yodeling. Yodeling is the name of the new dog
you will adopt from the Cape May County Animal Shelter.
SCORPIO: You will watch the new Britney Spears documentary on Hulu.
You will launch a “Free Britney” campaign in Cape May, complete with
pink yard signs and organized marching on the promenade.
SAGITTARIUS: You will dream about a grand cycling adventure around
the Cape on a lightly breezy day when the sun is shining and the flowers
are blooming. You will begin researching the wheels you are going to purchase
from the Village Bicycle Shop at the first sign of spring.
CAPRICORN: You will attempt to free solo the Cape May Lighthouse.
You will be arrested.
AQUARIUS: You will buy a pair of the Lacrosse Uplander boots from
SeaGear. You will be grateful for dry and toasty toes, despite the weather.
PISCES: You will update your summer countdown. You will do a happy
dance when you realize there are only 13 weeks left until Memorial Day.