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EXIT ZERO<br />

cape may’s peppy periodical • september 30, 2021 • volume 19, number 34<br />

The Printers’ Pup<br />

The gang from Flying Fish Studio in West Cape May — Steve, Kit, Sue and Manny — hang<br />

out with their pup Wilbur outside the shop on Park Boulevard. The Flying Fish crew have<br />

designed and screenprinted fun and cool apparel for the past 30 years. Aleksey Moryakov


1001 Lafayette St., Cape May 609.884.1300<br />

901 New Jersey Ave., North Wildwood 609.551.4066<br />

209 BIRCH ROAD,<br />

VILLAS<br />

Disclosed Dual Agent<br />

Closing Date: 9/20/21<br />

Sold Price: $343,500<br />

6 RUTLEDGE AVENUE,<br />

DEL HAVEN<br />

Listing Agent<br />

Closing Date: 9/17/21<br />

Sold Price: $285,000<br />

SOLD PROPERTIES<br />

217 ARIZONA AVENUE,<br />

VILLAS<br />

Listing Agent<br />

Closing Date: 9/1/21<br />

Sold Price: $350,000<br />

4 FREEDOM DRIVE,<br />

LOWER TOWNSHIP<br />

Listing Agent<br />

Closing Date: 9/8/21<br />

Sold Price: $395,000<br />

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1208 DELAWARE AVENUE,<br />

NORTH WILDWOOD<br />

Listing Agent<br />

Closing Date: 9/1/21<br />

Sold Price: $475,000<br />

Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record<br />

www.deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />

PROPERTY MANAGEMENT<br />

- SPECIALTY CONTRACTOR LIAISON<br />

- PROPERTY WATCH<br />

- MAINTENANCE<br />

500 ELDREDGE AVENUE,<br />

NORTH CAPE MAY<br />

Buyer’s Agent<br />

Closing Date: 9/3/21<br />

Sold Price: $291,000<br />

www.DREService.com 609.898.1600


9/25: Oktoberfest With The Chamber Of Commerce Of Greater Cape May<br />

Rachel, Mike, Nina celebrating Oktoberfest! More in next week’s issue.<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM<br />

WEEKNIGHT.<br />

WHY NOT?<br />

It’s an open secret: weeknights at the Ebbitt Room mean a<br />

quieter, more intimate dining experience by the sea. And after<br />

all—who says fun should be limited to just the weekend?<br />

BAR & RESTAURANT OPEN NIGHTLY<br />

LOCATED AT THE VIRGINIA HOTEL<br />

25 JACKSON STREET, CAPE MAY<br />

Reservations at EbbittRoom.com<br />

(609) 884-5700<br />

September 30, 2021 EXIT ZERO Page 3


INDOOR &<br />

OUTDOOR<br />

DINING<br />

11:30-10 daily<br />

Live music on the patio<br />

Wed-Sat 6-9<br />

9/17: Flag Ceremony<br />

At Sunset Beach<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

3729 Bayshore Road, North Cape May<br />

609-889-7000 • 5WestPub.com<br />

Serving LunchWed-Sat<br />

& Dinner Mon-Sat<br />

322 Washington Street Mall, Cape May<br />

609-884-9119 tishasfinedining.com<br />

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HELP WANTED<br />

Hostess & Busperson


A Cape May<br />

Classic<br />

since 1926<br />

live music 10pm-1am<br />

OCT 1 ... MARC STORACE<br />

OCT 2 ... HI FIVE SWAN DIVE<br />

OPEN DAILY FOR INSIDE AND OUTSIDE DINING<br />

All Your Favorite Mug Dishes!<br />

426 WASHINGTON STREET • 609-884-3459 Follow us on Facebook<br />

September 30, 2021 EXIT ZERO Page 5


9/16: Around The Town At Quincy’s Original Lobster Rolls<br />

Col, Mike, Lex<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM<br />

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The Best Recipes Begin at Gaiss’<br />

Open Every Day 9-6 • 609-886-5121<br />

1215 BAYSHORE ROAD, AT BATES AVENUE • VILLAS<br />

Now Carrying<br />

Fresh-Cut<br />

Tomahawk<br />

Steaks<br />

USDA Choice & Above-Custom Cut Meats<br />

& Fresh Cut-to-Order Deli Meats & Cheeses<br />

GAISS’ OWN HANDCRAFTED...<br />

« International Award-Winning Artisan Sausages<br />

« Regional Award-Winning Bacon<br />

« National Award-Winning Hams<br />

« Gaiss’ Award-Winning Chorizo Chili<br />

WE PROUDLY SELL FINE LOCAL PRODUCTS<br />

« Cape May Crab Cakes<br />

« Busy Bee Honey<br />

« Harry & Beans Fresh Roasted Coffee Beans<br />

« Hank Sauce<br />

« Cape May Peanut Butter<br />

September 30, 2021 EXIT ZERO Page 7


The Exit Zero Information Page<br />

Everything you wanted to know about Cape May’s peppy periodical... and then some<br />

ABOUT US<br />

HOW TO... ORDER A PHOTO<br />

REQUEST A PHOTOGRAPHER<br />

SEND A VACATION PHOTO<br />

Editor & Publisher Jack Wright<br />

General Manager Cathrine O’Brien<br />

Digital Media Manager Kayla Jordan<br />

Content Manager Nicole James<br />

Distribution Managers Terry O’Brien,<br />

Melissa O’Donnell<br />

Artist & More Mike DeMusz<br />

Photographer Aleksey Moryakov<br />

609-770-8479 / info@exitzero.com<br />

Every Thursday, Exit Zero magazine<br />

is delivered to around 300<br />

establishments in the area. We also<br />

operate a retail store, a restaurant<br />

and bar, all under the umbrella of Exit<br />

Zero Filling Station, located at 110<br />

Sunset Boulevard on the beautiful<br />

Cape Island.<br />

«Email us at photo@exitzero.com<br />

(write Photo Order in subject line) and<br />

tell us the date the photo appeared and<br />

on which page. If you don’t have email,<br />

call us on 609-770-8479.<br />

RESERVATIONS POLICY<br />

«Email info@exitzero.com and write<br />

PHOTO REQUEST in the subject line. Or<br />

call 609-770-8479. There is no charge,<br />

but we can’t ALWAYS guarantee we will<br />

show up. Aleksey is a busy guy!<br />

READ US ONLINE<br />

«We love pictures of our magazine on<br />

vacation. Email your photos and details<br />

to info@exitzero.com and write EZ ON<br />

VACATION in the subject line. Do NOT<br />

send hard copies. They don’t print well.<br />

ADVERTISE<br />

Please note: We no longer offer<br />

subscriptions to our weekly magazine.<br />

Too many people were receiving issues<br />

very late or, in some cases, not at all.<br />

That’s all down to the vagaries of sending<br />

by bulk mail. EXCEPTION: You can pay<br />

$100 to get EZ delivered first-class (there<br />

is a hardcore of fans who DO this!). Call<br />

609-770-8479 if you’d like to order.<br />

«Exit Zero Filling Station is open<br />

Mon-Fri 3-9 and Sat-Sun 12-9. To make<br />

a reservation for our dining trailers,<br />

please call 609-770-8479. We don’t<br />

accept reservations for regular dining.<br />

«You can read our issues online,<br />

courtesy of our virtual magazine reader.<br />

Just visit our website, exitzero.com, and<br />

click where it says THIS WEEK’S ISSUE.<br />

Enjoy!<br />

«This magazine is funded through<br />

advertising – so please support our<br />

advertisers! To discuss our affordable<br />

packages, contact Jack Wright on<br />

609-770-8479 or info@exitzero.com.<br />

u WIN A $20 GIFT CERTIFICATE IN OUR FUN FIND-THE-PHIL CONTEST<br />

We concealed the Exit Zero Filling Station mascot Phil (get it?) in an ad. Enter in one of two ways: 1. Email info@exitzero.com (put CLIPART<br />

CONTEST in subject line) with the name of the ad that contains the clipart, plus your name, address and telephone number; 2. Mail to Exit<br />

Zero Clipart Contest, 110 Sunset Boulevard, Cape May, NJ 08204. Entries by October 7. Random winner will receive a $20 Exit Zero Filling<br />

Station gift card. Winner will be posted on our Facebook page each Thursday. Here’s the exact size of the image Happy hunting!<br />

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9/19: Pickleball Tournament For The<br />

Soroptimists Of Cape May County<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

Harbor<br />

View<br />

RESTAURANT, MARINA & BAR<br />

Kelly, Debbie<br />

Open Thu-Sun<br />

from 11:30am<br />

Sushi<br />

Is Back!<br />

Pickleball in action!<br />

954 OCEAN DRIVE, CAPE MAY<br />

609-884-5444 ¯ HarborViewCapeMay.com<br />

September 30, 2021 EXIT ZERO Page 9


Download COLLIER’S LIQUOR on the App Store<br />

today! Save 10% on your first order: SAVE10<br />

JAZZ FESTIVAL<br />

October 1-3<br />

9/19: Pickleball Tournament For The<br />

Soroptimists Of Cape May County<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

Mon-Thu 10am-9pm, Fri-Sat 10am-10pm, Sun 11am-8pm<br />

Wine, Beer, Liquor and so much more!!!<br />

Cape May’s Most Extensive Wine Selection<br />

SAVE 10% on 6 bottles or more!<br />

202 JACKSON v 609-884-8488<br />

Follow us on Instagram & Facebook for Weekly Specials<br />

Uncle Bill’s<br />

Loretta, Mary<br />

Dodie, Eileen<br />

And FAMILY RESTAURANT<br />

Colleen, Louis<br />

Frank, Patti<br />

Open Mon-Fri 7am-2<br />

Sat-Sun 6:30am-2<br />

-2pm<br />

-2pm<br />

Join our team! Hiring all positions.<br />

BEACH & PERRY, CAPE MAY<br />

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Elaine, Mary<br />

Jennifer, Ina


Romantic Seaside Getaway<br />

9 Luxr Guest Rooms<br />

Sering Dinner<br />

Beginning at 5pm<br />

RESERVATIONS REQUIRED<br />

Live Piano Friday - Sunday<br />

1301 Beach Avenue ǀ Cape May ǀ 609.884.9090<br />

WWW.PETERSHIELDSINN.COM<br />

September 30, 2021 EXIT ZERO Page 11


9/19: Pickleball Tournament For The<br />

Soroptimists Of Cape May County<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

Soroptimist crew<br />

Mon-Sat 9am-10pm & Sun 10am-10pm<br />

Sunset & Broadway l 609-435-5052<br />

GREAT STEAKS<br />

AND SEAFOOD<br />

BAR OPEN<br />

WEDNESDAY THROUGH SUNDAY<br />

STARTING AT 4pm<br />

SERVING DINNER<br />

WEDNESDAY THROUGH SUNDAY<br />

STARTING AT 5pm<br />

615 LAFAYETTE STREET, CAPE MAY<br />

609-884-2111 • oysterbayrestaurant.com<br />

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Anna Marie, Ann, Margaret, Josie, Robin, Kathy<br />

Tom, Jim


September 30, 2021 EXIT ZERO Page 13


9/17: Around The Town At Flying Fish Studio<br />

Steve<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM<br />

Discover La Mer Beachfront<br />

Resort's Restaurant<br />

Serving incredible dishes using the freshest<br />

ingredients, many of which feature seafood<br />

caught right off our coast.<br />

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Open daily for<br />

breakfast, lunch<br />

& dinner!<br />

Enjoy live music<br />

on the lawn<br />

every weekend<br />

in September.<br />

1317 Beach Avenue, Cape May<br />

609-898-2244 or 609-884-9000<br />

capemaylamer.com/dining


Named one of the best restaurants for summer dining at<br />

the shore by Philadelphia Inquirer’s Craig LaBan<br />

By Chef Michael Schultz<br />

Jardin at the Hugh is offering a special rate for hospitality workers<br />

now through October 23. Call for pricing and availability.<br />

Dinner Wednesday - Saturday 6:30pm through October 23<br />

JARDIN at THE HUGH Boutique Bed & Breakfast<br />

welcomes you to experience a locally sourced eco-thoughtful<br />

nine-course, pre-fixe menu in our relaxed Washington Street<br />

dining room with our Relais & Châteaux honed team<br />

seating is limited - reservations required<br />

LOCAL WINES FROM HAWK HAVEN VINEYARD AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE<br />

thehughinn.com/jardin-restaurant<br />

653 Washington Street, Cape May | 609-435-5458<br />

September 30, 2021 EXIT ZERO Page 15


Where We’re Eating<br />

Here’s what the EZ team were chowing on this week<br />

CAPE MAY’S ONLY<br />

BEACHFRONT LIQUOR STORE<br />

OPEN WEDNESDAY TO SUNDAY 10AM - 10PM<br />

BEACH AT MADISON AVENUE • CAPE MAY, NJ<br />

(609) 884-6114 • HARRYSCAPEMAY.COM<br />

Adored by<br />

Visitors...<br />

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Loved by<br />

Locals!<br />

New<br />

Gluten-free<br />

options!<br />

NEW OUTDOOR DINING!<br />

Monday<br />

8-9, Tuesday CLOSED<br />

Wednesday-Saturday 8-9<br />

& Sunday 8-2<br />

Beach & Grant 609-884-3772<br />

Every week, the Exit Zero crew goes for lunch (or dinner or,<br />

maybe even on occasion, breakfast) at one of Cape May’s<br />

excellent dining establishments. Then we give you the skinny<br />

on what we ate, what we talked about (or some of what we<br />

talked about), who spat their drink from laughing too hard,<br />

who served us, who we bumped into and, you know, the general lay<br />

of the land.<br />

The place: The Raw Bar at the Lobster House — the first left<br />

coming over the Cape May bridge into town. Head straight through<br />

the restaurant’s front doors to the back deck and it is right before the<br />

Schooner entrance. The Lobster House has been around for four generations<br />

and is a must-try stop in Cape May.<br />

The vibe: It was a breezy Friday afternoon, and the sun was shining<br />

just the right amount — a perfect day for lunch near to the water.<br />

It was busy throughout the deck and at every spot through the Lobster<br />

House property. They have the inside restaurant, the Raw Bar, the<br />

Schooner, the take-out shop, the Fish Market and the Coffee Shop.<br />

Tables lined the deck all the way down to the end of the building along<br />

the harbor and families, friends and some pups were enjoying the<br />

fresh air along with their lunch. They make it very easy inside the Raw<br />

Bar — peruse the menu while you wait in line, place your order and<br />

pay at the counter. Grab a table and listen for your number to be called<br />

over the loudspeaker. It’s a very easy way to enjoy some fresh seafood<br />

selections or sandwiches that come out quickly.<br />

The food: Kayla started with a cup of the snapper soup — we<br />

debated for a while about it actually being made of turtle. Kayla has<br />

been told two different stories, so any insight on this serious matter,<br />

please let us know! She also enjoyed the flatbread pizza with shrimp.<br />

Nicole started with her favorite, the barbecued clams, and then had<br />

the spinach salad, which she had leftovers of thanks to a very good<br />

portion size. We stayed hydrated with some bottled water, but no<br />

doubt our eyes were following all the orange crushes and ice-cold<br />

beers walking by us… we managed to restrain ourselves.<br />

The takeaway: The Lobster House does not take reservations and<br />

their inside restaurant is open year-round. For more on the hours of<br />

the Raw Bar, Schooner, take0ut shop, Fish Market and Coffee Shop,<br />

visit their website or give them a call at 609-884-8296.


9/18: Shark Attack Summer Send Off<br />

And Sand Sculpture Contest<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

Aleathea’s<br />

Live Music Thursdays - Clavicles or Brian Lee<br />

Fridays - Dale Barth, Sundays - Will Knapp<br />

Yvonna, Maya, Briana<br />

BREAKFAST 8-12 daily • BAR open 2pm daily<br />

DINNER from 5pm Fri-Wed closed thu<br />

7 Ocean Street, Cape May<br />

800-582-5933 innofcapemay.com<br />

Kathy<br />

Brandon, Patrick<br />

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Visit our NAUTI CORN MAZE!<br />

Corn maze open daily, closes at dusk - Adults $8, Kids $5<br />

OPEN Mon-Wed 2-8pm, Thu 2-10pm, Fri-Sat 12-10pm, Sun 12-8pm<br />

FALL HELP WANTED! Send resume to lsaettler@nautispirits.com<br />

TRIVIA every Monday at 6:30pm<br />

LIVE MUSIC Fri-Sat 6-9pm, Sun 3-6pm<br />

HAPPY HOUR SPECIALS Mon-Thu 3-5pm<br />

First-come, first-serve. Full capacity inside, 2 acres of outdoor seating.<br />

GET REAL. GET NAUTI.<br />

FOLLOW US ON SOCIAL MEDIA TO STAY UP TO DATE.<br />

916 Shunpike Road, Cape May - 609-770-3881 - Nautispirits.com<br />

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Undertow<br />

Terry O’Brien’s legendary column... social satire, shameless plugs — and general self-indulgence<br />

T<br />

he good news is it’s been a relatively<br />

boring couple of weeks here at<br />

Undertow Central. The bad news is that<br />

that makes for very boring reading. So<br />

prepare yourselves for 1250 words on<br />

“Things I Picked From My Belly Button”...<br />

One super-cool thing I did last Sunday<br />

was scoop Owen up at Rowan (I’m a poet,<br />

didn’t know it) and head to Wiggins Park in<br />

Camden for the Xponential Fest, sponsored by<br />

and featuring many very, very WXPN artists. As<br />

a newly minted Dawes fan (I really can’t recommend<br />

them enough) I was STOKED to see them<br />

close the show, right up until the moment they<br />

canceled at 10 o’clock Saturday night. (Covid.<br />

UGH!) I almost didn’t want to go, but I’m glad<br />

I did because, first and foremost, it was a day<br />

with my son, and also because the rest of the<br />

acts were pretty amazing. Sierra Ferrell, Jade<br />

Bird and Nicole Atkins on the Marina Stage,<br />

Devon Gillfilian, Cimafunk and Shovels & Rope<br />

on the River stage. Just… wow. Put all of these<br />

people in your YouTube or Spotify playlists and<br />

I guarantee you will hear songs you like. ’Twas a<br />

beautiful day filled with wonderful music and I<br />

can’t wait to go back next year.<br />

I missed Tommy Conwell & the Young<br />

Rumblers because of traffic, but caught them<br />

on the radio and man, those guys cooked.<br />

Remember 1987 when they tried real hard to<br />

make him a rock star? MTV videos and opening<br />

the Grammys? Didn’t quite work out, but he’s<br />

still had a good run.<br />

I wore my cool Gojira (Godzilla) T-shirt<br />

which received many compliments, and it<br />

was confirmed the Japanese symbol beneath<br />

the rampaging nuclear lizard did, indeed, say<br />

“Gojira” and not some horrible racial slur, as I<br />

long feared.<br />

Upon returning from what felt like my 100th<br />

trip up and down 47 & 55 in the last month,<br />

I popped in to 5 West to unwind with a delicious<br />

Poco Diablo martini (or four) mixed by<br />

the lovely Jordan, and kibbutzed a bit with Man<br />

About Town Ed McDonough about our lovehate<br />

relationship with the Phillies (currently on<br />

love, but check back in a week). A great way to<br />

end a weekend.<br />

I caught up with Studmeister General Zack<br />

Baron outside my Rusty Nail gig. I told him<br />

I’d just deleted a bunch of contacts I don’t use<br />

anymore, his included, because, “I haven’t seen<br />

Zack in three years, when’s the next time I’m<br />

going to need his number?” Turns out it was two<br />

days later. Oh, universe… how you toy with me.<br />

Underrated Breakfast Spot of the Week:<br />

Erma Deli is known primarily for subs, steaks<br />

and pizza, but their breakfast is top tier. Nothing<br />

too fancy-shmancy, just good, solid breakfast<br />

fare that’s consistently delicious. One suggestion<br />

— a No Green Peppers option for your<br />

September 30, 2021 EXIT ZERO Page 19


Exit Zero Filling Station<br />

is hiring for Front-of-House and Kitchen.<br />

We offer good pay for dependable and serious<br />

applicants. Open daily year-round in Cape May.<br />

WIENER SCHNITZEL•BAVARIAN PRETZELS•<br />

Visit www.exitzero.com/jobs<br />

for requirements and to apply<br />

BRATWURST•HACKER-PSCHORR•<br />

The pandemic<br />

may be the “WURST”<br />

but our<br />

is always the BEST!<br />

October 1 ST - 3<br />

RD<br />

Friday, Saturday, Sunday<br />

Authentic German Food & Biers<br />

Grande Center Shopping Mall • Rio Grande, New Jersey<br />

609-889-2000<br />

Want to work? Come in & apply today!<br />

•CMB OKTOBERFEST•SPATEN BIER<br />

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POTATO PANCAKES•PORK & SAUERKRAUT•<br />

potatoes. Some of us, uh, don’t<br />

process those very well. Otherwise,<br />

keep it up.<br />

This weekend will mark the<br />

end of TNT’s 7th season together<br />

(don’t panic; it’s not the end of TNT,<br />

the dynamic musical duo of Terry<br />

O’Brien and Tim Joyce, just the end<br />

of the season), which is just about<br />

as long as the Beatles were together<br />

as a functioning unit, and I’d like to<br />

think our impact on the American<br />

music and cultural scene has been<br />

just as great, if not greater. (Catch<br />

TNT every Tuesday, Friday and<br />

Saturday 5-9 at Exit Zero Filling<br />

Station for songs you’ve heard a<br />

million times but not as good as we<br />

play them.)<br />

I’m not sure when co-ed<br />

sleepovers became a thing, but if<br />

they’d existed in my day I’m pretty<br />

sure I would have lost my virginity<br />

at... the same time I did.<br />

Weekly Beard & Weight<br />

Watch: I’m mid-Winter Beard,<br />

which I’ll keep for as long as it<br />

takes to become a pain in the ass to<br />

maintain (how does EZ bartender<br />

Gordon Sterling do it?), and mid-<br />

I’m Going To Lose Weight FOR<br />

REAL This Time, which happens<br />

every three months. But, if I’m<br />

going to get famous from these<br />

Larry Crinkle commercials (I’m<br />

not) then I need to get serious<br />

about getting Movie Star Skinny<br />

which, for me, starts with getting<br />

under 240. (Currently 241 for the<br />

1000th week in a row.)<br />

I flipped through several cable<br />

news shows as I wrote this on<br />

Saturday morning and now I’m just<br />

mad at everything.<br />

Why I Love Tom Cruise Reason<br />

#3,472: The Last Movie Star not<br />

only guarantees you are going to<br />

see a high quality film product for<br />

better (Mission: Impossible) or worse<br />

(The Mummy), but he also refused<br />

to even consider a Top Gun sequel<br />

without Val Kilmer, who lost his<br />

voice to cancer. Adam Sandler is<br />

my best friend, but I have room for<br />

two if Tom ever casts me in anything.<br />

Maybe a remake of Twins?<br />

Damien Contino (aka Ichabod<br />

Pornstache, a nickname I really<br />

thought would gain more traction),<br />

in a desperate bid for Undertow<br />

relevance, tried and failed to do<br />

anything funny, smart or stupid<br />

enough to earn my attention. Nice<br />

try, Damien. Oh, wait...<br />

Be forewarned; if you wear a<br />

“Cuddle Monster” T-shirt, you can<br />

be damn sure I’m coming in for a<br />

cuddle. (Sorry, random lady outside<br />

Joe Canal’s last Thursday.)<br />

I saw Kristin Bartle, as usual,<br />

as I drove up to Nauti Spirits to<br />

drop off magazines, but she had<br />

no dogs. Do… do people just go<br />

outside and walk? Without dogs?<br />

The little Facebook message<br />

icon glowing red for days at a time,<br />

indicating a new message has been<br />

received despite there being no<br />

new message, makes me want to<br />

launch my phone into the sun.<br />

Never, ever buy a half-pound<br />

bag of Swedish Fish thinking, “I’ll<br />

only eat a few of them.”<br />

My wife giving her number to<br />

EZFS Turkish bussers, Samet and<br />

Emre, is peak 2021. I live with her<br />

and I can’t get her number.<br />

Lastly this week, if you<br />

attended and enjoyed my stupid<br />

show, Young Dracula, last October,<br />

which was the centerpiece of<br />

our West Cape May Christmas<br />

Parade fundraiser, then boy are<br />

you in luck because we’re doing an<br />

even stupider show this year! The<br />

Mostly Dead is a Zombie Romantic<br />

Comedy Fairy Tale Musical, a<br />

genre I think I may have invented,<br />

and will show at 5pm and 7:30pm<br />

at Exit Zero Filling Station on<br />

Wednesday, October 13 (rain date,<br />

the 14th). Me, Kevin Ebner, Jeff<br />

Sharkey, Lisa Weck, Amanda<br />

Brough and Miranda DeLong will<br />

once again do our best to keep a<br />

straight face and make you laugh<br />

for an hour or so. Reserve your<br />

seats online or in person and I’d get<br />

in early because both shows sold<br />

out last year. I can’t promise it’s a<br />

very good show or will make a lot<br />

of sense, but I can promise you’ll<br />

chuckle at least once and will feel<br />

good supporting a good cause.<br />

’Til next week, don’t get caught<br />

in The Undertow.


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How People<br />

Are Dining<br />

Outdoors!<br />

Open Mon-Fri 3-9<br />

and sat-sun 12-9<br />

FOR TAKEOUT, PLEASE<br />

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available MOn-thu<br />

from 3-5pm.<br />

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plus outdoor dining or...<br />

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Serving breakfast<br />

and lunch<br />

Open for marina-front dining,<br />

indoor dining and takeout<br />

Fri-Sun through October 3<br />

Call 609-884-2403<br />

For Reservations & Catering<br />

Thank you for a great season!<br />

Saltwater Café at South Jersey Marina<br />

1231 New Jersey 109, Cape May<br />

September 30, 2021 EXIT ZERO Page 23


HARRY’S OCEAN<br />

BAR & GRILLE<br />

“A Must-Visit Rooftop Bar This Summer” - New Jersey MoNthly MagaziNe<br />

“Best Appetizers; Best Cocktails; Best Happy Hour” - Best of Cape May<br />

OPEN wed-suN iN oCtoBer*<br />

open air oceanfront dining<br />

american coastal cuisine<br />

seaside inspired | fresh seafood<br />

rooftop bar | weekly specials<br />

happy hour | crushes<br />

local craft beer | live music<br />

@harryscapemay #harryscapemay<br />

#harrysoceanbarandgrille<br />

#keepcalmandharryon<br />

*Check website for seasonal hours<br />

BEACH AT MADISON AVENUE, CAPE MAY, NJ<br />

(609) 88-HARRY | HARRYSCAPEMAY.COM<br />

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September 30, 2021 EXIT ZERO Page 25


9/18: Shark Attack Summer Send Off And Sand Sculpture Contest<br />

Seaeca, Fran<br />

Erin, Eddie<br />

Briana, Camelia, Flavius<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM<br />

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Cape May ferry terminal<br />

Good food, fun drinks,<br />

spectacular sunsets<br />

& waterfront views!<br />

DINNER Thu-Sun Noon-8pm<br />

BAR ONLY Mon-Wed Noon-8pm<br />

September 30, 2021 EXIT ZERO Page 27


THE ULTIMATE CAPE MAY FOOD & DRINK GUIDE<br />

What You Need To<br />

Know About The<br />

Food And The Vibe<br />

Meals<br />

Served<br />

Price Of<br />

Entrées<br />

Bar Or<br />

BYOB?<br />

Should I<br />

Book?<br />

Food For<br />

Kids?<br />

Other<br />

Details<br />

ALEATHEA’S<br />

7 Ocean Street, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-5555<br />

www.innofcapemay.com<br />

Aleathea’s is located right across the street from the<br />

beach. In warmer months, enjoy a cocktail on their<br />

lovely porch as you watch people go by.<br />

B, L, D<br />

$12-$38<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

FULL BAR NO YES<br />

u b<br />

H<br />

U<br />

BEACH PLUM FARM<br />

140 Stevens Street, Cape May<br />

(609) 602-0128<br />

www.beachplumfarmcapemay.com<br />

Enjoy the quiet beauty of this 62-acre farm in West<br />

Cape May and then indulge in the farm-to-table<br />

treats for breakfast or lunch. The soups, salads,<br />

sandwiches and juices are excellent.<br />

B, L, D<br />

VARIES<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

BYOB NO YES<br />

u b<br />

U<br />

THE BLACK DUCK<br />

1 Sunset Boulevard, West Cape May<br />

(609) 898-0100<br />

www.blackduckonsunset.com<br />

A chic interior and stylish food, but the ambience is<br />

anything but pretentious. Modern American cuisine<br />

with some good early bird specials.<br />

D<br />

$15-$28<br />

Cards: V,<br />

MC<br />

BYOB YES NO<br />

u b<br />

H<br />

THE BLUE PIG TAVERN<br />

200 Congress Place, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-8422<br />

www.caperesorts.com/bluepigtavern<br />

Check out why Congress Hall’s restaurant is a favorite<br />

of locals as well as hotel guests. They serve classic<br />

tavern food for breakfast, lunch or dinner, with a<br />

choice of indoor and outdoor dining.<br />

B, L, D<br />

$17-$36<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

FULL BAR YES YES<br />

u b<br />

U<br />

THE BOILER ROOM<br />

200 Congress Place, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-8421<br />

www.caperesorts.com/boilerroom<br />

The Boiler Room has a chic industrial vibe with<br />

exposed brickwork, stainless steel table tops and a<br />

dance floor that’s often bopping. Feast upon brickoven<br />

pizza with draft beers.<br />

L, D<br />

$10-$16<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

FULL BAR YES YES<br />

u<br />

THE BROWN ROOM<br />

200 Congress Place, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-8422<br />

www.caperesorts.com/brownroom<br />

CAPE MAY FISH MARKET<br />

408 Washington Street, Cape May<br />

(609) 770-3790<br />

capemayfishmarket.com<br />

DELANEY’S IRISH PUB & GRILL<br />

400 Washington Street, Cape May<br />

(609) 770-8559<br />

www.delaneyscapemay.com<br />

Congress Hall’s lounge got a very groovy, very sexy<br />

renovation. The bar was enlarged (and moved) and<br />

there are all sorts of seating nooks from which to<br />

enjoy great drinks and a great vibe.<br />

Comfy joint in the middle of the mall, featuring a raw<br />

bar, surf-n-turf entrées, sandwiches and burgers, plus<br />

outside tables for some great people-watching!<br />

As you’d expect of an Irish pub, this is the place to get<br />

Guinness and good pub grub. The burgers and meat<br />

pies have been receiving rave reviews.<br />

Bar Menu<br />

and<br />

Cocktails<br />

L, D<br />

L, D<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

$12-$36<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

$12-$25<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC, AE, D<br />

FULL BAR NO NO u<br />

BYOB NO YES<br />

b<br />

FULL BAR NO YES<br />

b<br />

H<br />

H<br />

THE EAT WELL<br />

508 Townbank Road, North Cape May<br />

(609) 600-7077<br />

www.eatwellcapemay.com<br />

Focused on community, this restaurant provides<br />

fresh homemade food made from local ingredients,<br />

including fresh-baked artisan breads.<br />

L, D<br />

$7-$17<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

BYOB NO YES<br />

b U<br />

H<br />

THE EBBITT ROOM<br />

25 Jackson Street, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-5700<br />

www.caperesorts.com/ebbittroom<br />

Enjoy your meal on The Ebbitt Room porch,<br />

overlooking tree-lined Jackson Street, or take in the<br />

buzzy vibe of the dining room and bar.<br />

D<br />

$28-$38<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

FULL BAR YES NO u<br />

EL PUEBLO TAQUERIA<br />

3704 Bayshore Road, North Cape May<br />

(609) 600-3793<br />

www.elpueblotaqueria.com<br />

Located in North Cape May and their newest<br />

location on the Cape May beachfront, serving up<br />

affordable and authentic Mexican dishes made from<br />

only the freshest ingredients.<br />

L, D<br />

$9-$16<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

BYOB NO YES<br />

u b<br />

H<br />

KEY u Onsite parking b Wheelchair accessible H Takeout available U Dog-friendly patio in season<br />

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Thank you for a wonderful season! We look forward to welcoming you back next year.<br />

September 30, 2021 EXIT ZERO Page 29


THE ULTIMATE CAPE MAY FOOD & DRINK GUIDE<br />

What You Need To<br />

Know About The<br />

Food And The Vibe<br />

Meals<br />

Served<br />

Price Of<br />

Entrées<br />

Bar Or<br />

BYOB?<br />

Should I<br />

Book?<br />

Food For<br />

Kids?<br />

E. M. HEMINGWAY’S<br />

1045 Beach Avenue, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-5611<br />

www.hemingwayscapemay.com<br />

Casual and family-friendly, E. M. Hemingway’s offers<br />

fine seafood, prime beef and excellent specials. All<br />

right across from the beachfront. Great place to<br />

watch sports, too.<br />

B, L, D<br />

$15-$38<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

FULL BAR NO YES<br />

u b<br />

H<br />

EXIT ZERO FILLING STATION<br />

110 Sunset Boulevard, Cape May<br />

(609) 770-8479<br />

www.exitzero.com<br />

Thai and Indian food, plus there are some fun<br />

American dishes, too and great burgers. Enjoy drafts<br />

and cans from Cape May Brewing Co plus some<br />

seriously crafty cocktails.<br />

L, D<br />

$15-$29<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,AE, D<br />

FULL BAR NO YES<br />

b<br />

H U<br />

FINS BAR & GRILLE<br />

142 Decatur Street, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-3449<br />

www.finscapemay.com<br />

Inside, enjoy the exciting maritime-themed decor<br />

inside. Outside, you can enjoy eating out in the<br />

middle of Decatur Street, under the canopy.<br />

L, D<br />

$17-$37<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

FULL BAR NO YES<br />

b<br />

H U<br />

5 WEST PUB<br />

3729 Bayshore Road, North Cape May<br />

(609) 889-7000<br />

www.5westpub.com<br />

This hotspot is a gastropub from the owners of Tisha’s.<br />

Here you’ll enjoy the same high-quality food and<br />

high-quality service, in a relaxed atmosphere.<br />

L, D<br />

$6-$20<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

FULL BAR NO YES<br />

u b<br />

H U<br />

410 BANK STREET<br />

410 Bank Street, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-2127<br />

www.410bankstreet.com<br />

GEORGE’S PLACE<br />

3001 Beach Avenue, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-6088<br />

www.kararestaurantgroup.com<br />

After four decades, 410 still one of Cape May’s finest<br />

restaurants, serving food that’s as brilliant and inventive<br />

as ever. Always a lively atmosphere.<br />

This local legend of an eatery serves up their signature<br />

breakfast items, mouth-watering lunches and<br />

generous dinners all in a welcoming and relaxed<br />

environment.<br />

D<br />

B, L, D<br />

$40-$70<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

$8-$27<br />

CASH ONLY<br />

BYOB YES NO u<br />

BYOB NO YES b H<br />

HARBOR VIEW<br />

954 Ocean Drive<br />

(609) 884-5444<br />

www.harborviewcapemay.com<br />

A locals’ favorite for a reason. There’s a Key West vibe,<br />

good food, regular entertainment, and the views are<br />

spectacular.<br />

L, D<br />

$6-$30<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC<br />

FULL BAR NO YES<br />

u b<br />

H U<br />

HARPOONS ON THE BAY<br />

Beach Drive and Browning, N. Cape May<br />

(609) 886-5529<br />

www.harpoonsonthebay.com<br />

Famous for its sunsets, there’s no better place to sip<br />

on a cocktail while watching that fading orange glow.<br />

Great place for a family get-together. Dog-friendly on<br />

patio and at umbrella tables.<br />

L, D<br />

$10-$21<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC, D, AE<br />

FULL BAR NO YES<br />

u b<br />

H U<br />

HARRY’S OCEAN BAR & GRILLE<br />

Madison & Beach Avenue, Cape May<br />

(609) 88-HARRY<br />

www.harryscapemay.com<br />

Beautifully renovated with a new indoor/outdoor<br />

bar. Breezes straight off the Atlantic, and a relaxed,<br />

vibe with fine comfort food, and a great selection of<br />

draught beers.<br />

B, L, D<br />

$8-$24<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

D, AE<br />

FULL BAR YES YES<br />

u b<br />

H U<br />

ICCARA ITALIAN BISTRO<br />

311 Mansion Street, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-0200<br />

www.iccaracapemay.com<br />

JARDIN AT THE HUGH<br />

653 Washington Street, Cape May<br />

(609) 435-5458<br />

www.thehughinn.com<br />

Just steps from the Washington Street Mall, Iccara<br />

Italian Bistro & Seafood brings you the fresh flavors of<br />

Italy in a charming, welcoming atmosphere.<br />

Inside the Hugh Boutique Bed & breakfast, discover<br />

a new, singular dining experience that champions<br />

environmental stewardship.<br />

D<br />

D<br />

$25-$39<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

D, AE<br />

$115 PRIX-<br />

FIXE<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC, D<br />

BYOB YES YES<br />

BYOB YES NO<br />

u b<br />

H<br />

KEY u Onsite parking b Wheelchair accessible H Takeout available U Dog-friendly patio in season<br />

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The Theater Column<br />

By guest columnist Veronica Scutaro<br />

It was the swingin’ 1960s, and Barney<br />

Cashman (played by Andy Prosky)<br />

decided to take his turn. Neil Simon’s<br />

classic play, Last of the Red Hot Lovers,<br />

will take you into the world of a middle<br />

class, upright man trying to be a happenin’<br />

guy. It’s in a world he isn’t ready for,<br />

and it isn’t ready for him. Barney chooses<br />

his mother’s apartment to test the waters of<br />

this new world of freedom and choice. While<br />

change swirls through society, the apartment<br />

is firmly planted in the 1950’s complete with<br />

black rotary phone, oil paintings of ships, and<br />

sconces on the walls. East 37th Street never<br />

looked so good!<br />

Prosky brings us a hero who becomes<br />

more confident and realizes all he wants to<br />

be is a kind, loving, decent man. He searches<br />

for romance with three women, all played by<br />

Rita Relm. Her ability to transform in each<br />

scene is an act of wonder. She plays Elaine,<br />

a domineering, carnal, tough woman who<br />

brings Barney self-doubt and self-loathing.<br />

She chews him up and spits him out. Prosky<br />

shows us a vulnerable, inexperienced man<br />

who can’t stand up to her withering attack.<br />

Relm then morphs into the quintessential<br />

California Girl, Bobbi, who our hero meets<br />

in Central Park. He lends her $20, and she<br />

comes to repay. He soon realizes he isn’t<br />

getting his $20, or anything else. Bobbi says it<br />

all — “Married men are rarely vicious...they’re<br />

too guilty.” Transcendent insight for a girl who<br />

can’t remember where she is.<br />

By the time Barney brings Jeanette to<br />

mom’s apartment, he becomes more aware<br />

of the expectations around what a swinger<br />

should be. Jeanette is a caricature of the 1960s<br />

housewife. She takes pills for what ails her —<br />

her husband’s affair with a friend of hers.<br />

This play is a microcosm of the changing<br />

values and morals of the 1960s with a<br />

twist of humor and thoughtfulness. Prosky’s<br />

portrayal of Barney’s evolution is engrossing<br />

and compelling. We become his supporter,<br />

succumbing to his basic human attraction<br />

as a good person. Relm’s backstage changes,<br />

not just of costume but of the entire persona,<br />

are stunning. She is unrecognizable from one<br />

scene to the next.<br />

You don’t need to be a devotee of Neil<br />

Simon to appreciate the humanity of the characters<br />

in this production. Prosky and Relm<br />

take you back to the 60s to find searchers,<br />

seekers, sometimes brutal and sometimes<br />

kind. The play runs through November 21 at<br />

Cape May Stage, visit www.capemaystage.org<br />

for details and tickets.<br />

304 WASHINGTON LIKE US ON FB:<br />

THE CHEESE SHOP<br />

CHEESE TO PLEASE<br />

Cape May’s hot new cheese and charcuterie boutique has arrived.<br />

Cheese boards, Charcuterie boards, CHoCuterie boards and all things cheese.<br />

1298 Hornet Road<br />

wingnutz.net<br />

615 Moss Mill Road, Smithville, NJ<br />

smithvillepeanutbutterco.com<br />

324 Carpenter’s Lane<br />

spicecellar.net<br />

324 Carpenter’s Lane<br />

capemayoliveoilcompany.com<br />

516 Carpenter’s Lane<br />

capemaypeanutbutterco.com<br />

September 30, 2021 EXIT ZERO Page 31


THE ULTIMATE CAPE MAY FOOD & DRINK GUIDE<br />

What You Need To<br />

Know About The<br />

Food And The Vibe<br />

Meals<br />

Served<br />

Price Of<br />

Entrées<br />

Bar Or<br />

BYOB?<br />

Should I<br />

Book?<br />

Food For<br />

Kids?<br />

THE LOBSTER HOUSE<br />

Fisherman’s Wharf, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-8296<br />

www.thelobsterhouse.com<br />

Take-out, fish market, restaurant, raw bar, breakfast,<br />

dinner... The Lobster House has it all. Drinks on the<br />

Schooner American before dinner is a must-do Cape<br />

May experience.<br />

L, D<br />

$5-$48.50<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

FULL BAR NO YES<br />

u b<br />

H U<br />

LOUISA’S CAFÉ<br />

104 Jackson Street, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-5882<br />

www.louisascapemay.com<br />

Long before farm to table was the hot new thing to<br />

talk about, Louisa’s was practicing that philosophy.<br />

Nearly 40 years later, they’re maintaining that<br />

culinary excellence. Fresh ingredients, good food.<br />

D<br />

$20-$25<br />

Cash Only<br />

BYOB YES NO<br />

H<br />

LUCKY BONES<br />

1200 Route 109, Cape May<br />

609) 884-BONE<br />

www.luckybonesgrill.com<br />

A huge hit and locals’ favorite for a reason. Excellent<br />

food (the thin-crust pizzas are excellent), great bar<br />

vibe and service. Lucky Bones gets it right every time.<br />

L, D<br />

$6-$25<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

FULL BAR<br />

For tables<br />

of eight or<br />

more<br />

YES<br />

u b<br />

H<br />

MAD BATTER<br />

19 Jackson Street, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-5970<br />

www.madbatter.com<br />

It’s the original fine dining restaurant in Cape May.<br />

The food is always creative and the breakfasts and<br />

brunches, hard to beat — hence the lines.<br />

B, L, D<br />

$26-$37<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

FULL BAR NO YES<br />

b<br />

H<br />

MAGNOLIA ROOM<br />

301 Howard Street, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-8409<br />

www.chalfonte.com<br />

MARIO’S PIZZA<br />

Washington Commons<br />

(609) 884-0085<br />

www.mariosofcapemay.com<br />

Located inside the Chalfonte Hotel, enjoy southern<br />

home cooking with traditional recipes from Helen<br />

Dickerson — a legacy continued by her daughter,<br />

Lucille and Chef John Suita.<br />

Homemade specialties and secret sauces, from classic<br />

pizza (using homemade dough daily) to paninis, garlic<br />

knots and pasta dishes.<br />

B, D<br />

L, D<br />

$12-$33<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

$6-$20<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

FULL BAR YES YES<br />

BYOB NO YES<br />

b<br />

H<br />

u b<br />

H U<br />

MAYER’S TAVERN<br />

894 3rd Avenue, Cape May<br />

(609) 435-5078<br />

www.mayerstavern.com<br />

The legendary harborfront dive bar reopened with<br />

a smart renovation undertaken by the Laudeman<br />

family. But the character remains, along with those<br />

fried scallops.<br />

D<br />

$15-$19<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC, AE, D<br />

FULL BAR NO YES<br />

u b<br />

H<br />

MERION INN<br />

106 Decatur Street, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-8363<br />

www.merion inn.com<br />

MUDHEN<br />

127 W. Rio Grande Avenue, Wildwood<br />

(609) 846-7918<br />

www.mudhenbrew.com<br />

The dim, amber lighting, dark wooden bar, period<br />

fittings and classy staff give a special ambience.<br />

Listen to live piano music as you eat, or linger over<br />

cocktails at the classic bar. Patio dining available, too.<br />

Sip on craft beers inside this rustic brewpub while<br />

enjoying delicious and casual fare including their<br />

BBQ smokehouse menu, juicy burgers and specialty<br />

mac-and-cheese dishes. Great outdoor space!<br />

D<br />

L, D<br />

$10-$34<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

$14-$35<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

FULL BAR YES YES<br />

FULL BAR NO YES<br />

u b<br />

H U<br />

u b<br />

H U<br />

NICK FILET<br />

316 Beach Avenue, Wildwood<br />

(609) 600-3816<br />

www.nickfilet.com<br />

Enjoy the ultimate comfort food — affordable and<br />

high-quality filet mignon and Maine lobster included<br />

in delicious signature recipes.<br />

L, D<br />

$11-$20<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

BYOB NO YES<br />

b<br />

H<br />

OCEAN VIEW<br />

Beach and Grant Avenues, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-3772<br />

www.oceanviewrestaurant.com<br />

A large and very reliable menu. Classic diner food,<br />

oversized portions, and very reasonably priced. A<br />

locals’ favorite for a reason.<br />

B, L, D<br />

$9-$30<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

BYOB NO YES<br />

u b<br />

H<br />

KEY u Onsite parking b Wheelchair accessible H Takeout available U Dog-friendly patio in season<br />

Page 32 EXIT ZERO September 30, 2021


Joe<br />

Canal’s<br />

OF CAPE MAY<br />

DISCOUNT Liquor Outlet<br />

Visit joe-canals.com - click on Cape May location<br />

to place orders for curbside pickup.<br />

918 RTE 9, CAPE MAY @ END OF PARKWAY • 609-884-7676<br />

& RIO GRANDE @ 1613 RTE 47 SOUTH • 609-886-9786<br />

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THE ULTIMATE CAPE MAY FOOD & DRINK GUIDE<br />

What You Need To<br />

Know About The<br />

Food And The Vibe<br />

Meals<br />

Served<br />

Price Of<br />

Entrées<br />

Bar Or<br />

BYOB?<br />

Should I<br />

Book?<br />

Food For<br />

Kids?<br />

ON THE ROCKS<br />

1200 Lincoln Boulevard, North Cape May<br />

(609) 770-8479<br />

visitferrypark.com<br />

From the Exit Zero people, lovely dockside dining at<br />

the ferry terminal. Enjoy Exit Zero favorites such as<br />

the Hot Chick and Cauli Bites and watch the ferries<br />

arrive and depart!<br />

L, D<br />

$9-$19<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC, AE, D<br />

FULL BAR NO YES<br />

u b<br />

H U<br />

OUT THERE COFFEE<br />

315 Ocean Street, Cape May<br />

www.outtherecoffee.com<br />

Start every morning with their home-roasted coffee,<br />

super-food lattes, gluten free baked goods and<br />

varieties of toasts and frozen drinks.<br />

Pastries,<br />

toast and<br />

snacks<br />

$5-$10<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC, AE, D<br />

N/A NO YES<br />

b<br />

H U<br />

OYSTER BAY<br />

615 Lafayette Street, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-2111<br />

www.oysterbayrestaurant.com<br />

Eat in the lovely, airy dining room or in the adjoining<br />

bar area with a fun vibe. There’s also a daily bar<br />

menu, happy hour, great martinis and classic,<br />

generous dishes.<br />

D<br />

$12-$29<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC, AE, D<br />

FULL BAR YES YES<br />

u b<br />

H<br />

PEACE PIE<br />

326 Carpenter’s Lane, Cape May<br />

(609) 435-5321<br />

www.peacepieworld.com<br />

Enjoy gourmet ice-cream sandwiches and signature<br />

Peace Pie squares made with your favorite flavors of<br />

ice cream.<br />

Dessert<br />

$6<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC, AE, D<br />

N/A NO YES<br />

b<br />

H<br />

PETER SHIELDS INN<br />

1301 Beach Avenue, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-9090<br />

www.petershieldsinn.com<br />

The Georgian Revival mansion is magnificent and<br />

the modern American menu matches it all the way.<br />

Bring your own favorite wine for a singular dining<br />

experience on the beachfront.<br />

D<br />

$22-$39<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC, D<br />

BYOB YES NO H<br />

PIER HOUSE<br />

1317 Beach Avenue, Cape May<br />

(609) 898-2244<br />

www.capemaylamer.com<br />

This chic, airy restaurant, steps from the beach, is<br />

housed in La Mer Beachfront Resort, serving up<br />

Mediterranean-influenced dishes. The patio is the<br />

perfect place to enjoy the ocean breezes.<br />

B, L, D<br />

$12-$48<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC, AE, D<br />

FULL BAR YES YES<br />

u b<br />

H<br />

QUINCY’S LOBSTER ROLLS<br />

709 Beach Avenue and 320 Washington<br />

Street, Cape May<br />

(609) 600-3571<br />

Quincy’s serve great rolls, with generous servings<br />

of Maine lobster, plus there are loads of non-lobster<br />

choices for kids. Don’t miss their new location in the<br />

middle of the Washington Street Mall.<br />

L, D<br />

$5-$15<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC, AE, D<br />

BYOB NO YES<br />

b<br />

H U<br />

RIO STATION<br />

3505 Route 9 South, Rio Grande<br />

(609) 889-2000<br />

www.riostation.com<br />

While everything around it has changed, the Rio is still<br />

serving excellent food with old-style, friendly service.<br />

Really good wings too! And now, drum roll... they have<br />

unveiled an exciting breakfast menu.<br />

B, L, D<br />

$13-$29<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC, AE, D<br />

FULL BAR YES YES<br />

u b<br />

H<br />

RUSTY NAIL<br />

205 Beach Avenue, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-0017<br />

www.caperesorts.com/rusty-nail<br />

Coldest beer and coolest vibe in town. The iconic<br />

Rusty Nail is the place to be for a uniquely Cape May<br />

experience. And they even have non-alcoholic brew and<br />

menu items for dogs!<br />

B, L, D<br />

$10-$19<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC, AE, D<br />

FULL BAR NO YES<br />

u b<br />

H U<br />

SAPORE ITALIANO<br />

416 South Broadway, West Cape May<br />

(609) 600-1422<br />

www.saporeitalianorestaurant.com<br />

Located in a magnificent Victorian mansion, with<br />

plenty of outdoor dining, and the food does it justice.<br />

Excellent Italian food and a lovely family-style<br />

ambience.<br />

D<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC, AE, D<br />

BYOB YES YES<br />

u b<br />

H<br />

SEASALT<br />

1035 Beach Avenue, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-7000<br />

www.seasaltcapemay.com<br />

Black wood and granite tables, mother-of-pearl<br />

barfront, river rock decor... the vibe is as cool as the<br />

food is delicious. Another place where the outdoor<br />

dining has a wonderful ocean view.<br />

B, L, D<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC, AE, D<br />

FULL BAR NO YES<br />

u b<br />

H<br />

KEY u Onsite parking b Wheelchair accessible H Takeout available U Dog-friendly patio in season<br />

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135 Sunset Blvd, West Cape May [ across<br />

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THE ULTIMATE CAPE MAY FOOD & DRINK GUIDE<br />

What You Need To<br />

Know About The<br />

Food And The Vibe<br />

Meals<br />

Served<br />

Price Of<br />

Entrées<br />

Bar Or<br />

BYOB?<br />

Should I<br />

Book?<br />

Food For<br />

Kids?<br />

SHAMONE<br />

421 Washington Street, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-6088<br />

www.kararestaurantgroup.com<br />

Looking for something different? The Karapanagiotis<br />

brothers offer one 15-course tasting menu nightly.<br />

For $35. It’s an adventure for your tastebuds.<br />

D<br />

$35 PRIX-<br />

FIXE<br />

CASH ONLY<br />

BYOB YES NO b<br />

TACO CABALLITO TEQUILERIA<br />

429 Beach Avenue, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-4800<br />

www. tacocaballitotequileria.com<br />

TISHA’S<br />

318 Washington Street Mall, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-9119<br />

www.tishasfinedining.com<br />

THE UGLY MUG<br />

426 Washington Street Mall, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-3459<br />

Formerly Cabanas Beach Bar & Grille, their reinvented<br />

concept lets you enjoy authentic Mexican dishes and<br />

handcrafted margaritas made with artisanal tequilas.<br />

This local favorite serves delicious food for lunch and<br />

dinner. And they have a pet-firendly patio too. Check<br />

out their sister restaurant, 5 West Pub, too.<br />

A Cape May legend. Inside, you’ll enjoy a classic<br />

pub atmosphere. Outside, it’s a great spot for<br />

people watching. Check their ad for upcoming live<br />

entertainment.<br />

L, D<br />

B, L, D<br />

L, D<br />

$10-$18<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

$18-$35<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

$12-$25<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC, AE, D<br />

FULL BAR NO YES<br />

b<br />

H U<br />

BYOB YES YES b U<br />

FULL BAR NO YES b H<br />

UNCLE BILL’S PANCAKE HOUSE<br />

Beach Avenue and Perry, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-7199<br />

Reliably good food — there is a reason why people<br />

wait in line. You can sit outside with ocean and beach<br />

views — and dine with your dog if the weather is<br />

nice.<br />

B, L<br />

$4-$9<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC, AE, D<br />

BYOB NO YES<br />

u b<br />

H U<br />

UNION PARK<br />

Beach Avenue and Howard Street<br />

(609) 884-8811<br />

www.unionparkdiningroom.com<br />

Fine dining in a classic old hotel, where both the<br />

decor and the food are inspired. Voted one of the<br />

best restaurants in the state by New Jersey Monthly<br />

magazine.<br />

D<br />

$18-$35<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC, AE<br />

BYOB YES YES<br />

u b<br />

H<br />

VIGGIANO’S ON SUNSET<br />

109 Sunset Blvd, West Cape May (609)<br />

435-5026<br />

www.viggianosbyob.com<br />

VINCENZO’S LITTLE ITALY<br />

3704 Bayshore Road, North Cape May<br />

(609) 889-6610<br />

www.vincenzoslittleitaly.com<br />

VINTAGE<br />

1048 Washington Street<br />

609-224-6064<br />

www.capemaymac.org<br />

WASHINGTON INN<br />

801 Washington Street, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-5697<br />

www.washingtoninn.com<br />

A new family-friendly Italian restaurant, from the<br />

same owners as the popular Conshocken restaurant.<br />

Expect classic Italian food done right and a welcome<br />

as hearty as the pasta dishes.<br />

If you want to bring the family for a fine and fun<br />

Italian meal, look no further. The kids will love it.<br />

Excellent pasta dishes, and they’ve recently expanded<br />

their pizzeria.<br />

The newest addition to the grounds of the Emlen<br />

Physick Estate. Cape May MAC partnered with the<br />

folks behind George’s Place to create a modern,<br />

eclectic and delicious dining experience.<br />

Superb gourmet food, and a cool-but-cozy bar. Check<br />

out an amazing wine list of over 10,000 bottles;<br />

they’ve got the largest wine cellar in South Jersey.<br />

D<br />

L, D<br />

BRUNCH, D<br />

D<br />

$15-$45<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

$10-$31<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

$9-$43<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

$18-$34<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC, AE, D<br />

BYOB YES YES<br />

BYOB YES YES<br />

BYOB YES NO<br />

u b<br />

H<br />

u b<br />

H<br />

u b<br />

H U<br />

FULL BAR YES YES<br />

u b<br />

H<br />

YOUNGER BROTHER<br />

314 Beach Avenue, Cape May<br />

(609) 898-2009<br />

www.kararestaurantgroup.com<br />

Another fine eating experience from the Kara Group.<br />

Enjoy brunch and dinner in this cozy beachfront<br />

eatery. Their lobster brunch is one of the more<br />

innovative menu creations in town.<br />

BRUNCH, D<br />

$14-$42<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC, AE, D<br />

BYOB YES NO b H<br />

KEY u Onsite parking b Wheelchair accessible H Takeout available U Dog-friendly patio in season<br />

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9/18: Shark Attack Summer Send Off And Sand Sculpture Contest<br />

Lindsay, Jeffrey Mayor Zack Mullock Greg, Nicole<br />

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9/18: Shark Attack Summer Send Off And Sand Sculpture Contest<br />

Bj, Noah<br />

Shark Miss Linda, Mayor Zack Mullock<br />

Darin<br />

Bruce, Paige Michael, Mary DJ Mike Dempsey<br />

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Bird Droppings<br />

Dispatches from the nation’s birdwatching capital… by Seymore Thanu<br />

When Blackpoll Warblers begin<br />

turning up in Cape May, you<br />

know fall warbler migration<br />

is nearing its finale. Breeding<br />

across most of Boreal Canada<br />

and Alaska as well as mountain tops in New<br />

York and New England, these bantamweight<br />

forest birds are the long-distance champions<br />

among southbound songbirds. Weighing<br />

less than half an ounce, but nearly twice the<br />

weight of a Northern Parula (warbler), they<br />

jump off from northern New England after<br />

doubling their body weight, then fly nonstop<br />

over the Atlantic to winter grounds in South<br />

America. The 1,800-mile nonstop flight takes<br />

three days, and the birds lose half their weight.<br />

To accomplish this feat, birds jump off with a<br />

northwest tail wind, then rely upon the trade<br />

winds off ofNorth Africa to see them home.<br />

This long and risk-filled route works.<br />

There are fine winter habitats in the Greater<br />

and Lesser Antilles, but these are used by<br />

warblers that lack Blackpoll’s powers of flight.<br />

I’ve noticed in recent years, more Blackpolls<br />

turn up in Cape May. Their growing fall numbers<br />

seem linked to the proliferation of porcelain<br />

berries. This invasive Asian plant is<br />

alleged to have low nutrition value for birds,<br />

but the partiality of Blackpolls and other<br />

fruit-eating birds says different — as does the<br />

proliferation of the berries whose seeds are<br />

widely spread by defecating birds.<br />

Most Blackpolls in fall are yellowish and<br />

vaguely streaky. Find them in the cedars north<br />

of the hawk watch platform at Cape May Point<br />

State Park, the trees in front of the Northwood<br />

Center in Cape May Point and where you find<br />

multi-colored porcelain berries. The other<br />

late-season warbler to watch for is the Yellowrumped<br />

Warbler. This one that winters mostly<br />

in the US, even as far north as Cape May.<br />

Distinguished by their bright yellow rumps,<br />

Yellow-rumped warbler feeds on poison ivy<br />

berries and bayberries, but augmenting their<br />

diets with insects and insect larvae. Wait until<br />

December and you won’t have trouble identifying<br />

it. It’s about the only warbler in town.<br />

Unless you are lucky enough to find a rare<br />

wintering Orange-crowned Warbler or catch<br />

a glimpse of Common Yellowthroat skulking<br />

through the reeds.<br />

If warblers are what you seek, look fast<br />

or wait until Spring. The southbound warbler<br />

express is pulling out of the station. Local<br />

author Scott Whittle’s The Warbler Guide is<br />

a treat, and my good friend Kevin Karlsons<br />

multi-panel warbler cheat sheet is both precise<br />

and concise. Buy both.<br />

September 30, 2021 EXIT ZERO Page 39


ARDEN’S KIDS<br />

GIFTS & CLOTHING<br />

9/18: Shark Attack Summer Send Off<br />

And Sand Sculpture Contest<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

Kathryn, Raven, Leila<br />

OPEN DAILY<br />

Washington Common, Cape May<br />

609-884-8643 l lynnardens.com<br />

Books... your best friend<br />

Kathy, Sarah, Jean, Mary<br />

Cape Atlantic<br />

Book Company<br />

OPEN @ 10am<br />

City Centre Mall 2nd floor<br />

Washington Street Mall, Cape May<br />

(609) 846-7688 • capeatlanticbookco.com<br />

Shark Miss Linda and kids<br />

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9/18: Shark Attack Summer Send Off<br />

And Sand Sculpture Contest<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

CAPE MAY’S LANDMARK JEWELER<br />

Say it with a Diamond!<br />

Jake, Chase, Gavin, Rem, Chase<br />

Not your grandmother’s jewelry<br />

407 Washington Street Mall • 609-884-0334 • HenrysCM.com<br />

Cape May’s exclusive Pandora retailer<br />

A MUST FOR EVERY CAPE MAY LOVER!<br />

Captain Kidd having some fun<br />

• Packed with<br />

information, advice<br />

and inspiring<br />

photos. • Full-color,<br />

hardcover, 352<br />

pages. • Cost is $25.<br />

exitzero.com/cool-cape-may<br />

Dora, Maria, Camelia<br />

CROSSWORD SOLUTION<br />

20. Reef<br />

21. Crabs<br />

22. Scuba<br />

DOWN<br />

2. Atlantis<br />

3. Leagues<br />

5. Titanic<br />

6. Jellyfish<br />

10. Yellow<br />

11. Clams<br />

12. Sebastian<br />

15. Seahorses<br />

17. Calves<br />

23. Sea Anemones<br />

24. Sea Turtle<br />

25. Shark<br />

ACROSS<br />

1. Narwhals<br />

4. Kraken<br />

7. Blue Tang<br />

8. Seaweed<br />

13. Coral<br />

14. Oyster<br />

16. Schools<br />

18. Mariana<br />

19. Octopus<br />

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9/18: Shark Attack Summer Send Off<br />

And Sand Sculpture Contest<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

Open Daily 10-6<br />

Cape May’s Full-Service Jeweler<br />

Offering Custom Designs,<br />

Watch Batteries & Repairs<br />

Tim, May, Ian, TC, Jane, Mary<br />

510 CARPENTERS LANE l 609-854-4489<br />

Shop online at trinketscapemay.com<br />

PATRICIA<br />

JACKSON<br />

Jewelers<br />

OPEN Friday 12-5<br />

& Saturday 12-5<br />

Mike, Jaime, Colleen, Caroline<br />

Creators of Cape May<br />

and Exit 0 Charms!<br />

Custom work in platinum, 18k & 14k gold<br />

or sterling silver is our specialty<br />

only on-premises jewelers in the area<br />

414 Bank Street • 884-0323 • patjacksonjewelers.com<br />

Mark, Emery, Travis, Jack, Michael<br />

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The Activity Column<br />

Catherine Dugan’s guide to getting out there... this week, celebrate Fall at Historic Cold Spring Village!<br />

Fall is like the evening of the year, a<br />

drowsy time that somehow sets your<br />

senses tingling. Just as you nod off,<br />

you hear something. A footstep? A<br />

tap on the window glass? You want to<br />

dismiss it — you’ve already locked the doors<br />

and windows. You look to the dog for reassurance<br />

and find she, too, is attentive — to<br />

what? Is that a child’s voice? The music of a<br />

fife? Perhaps logic steps in at this point, recognizing<br />

that the neighboring fourth grader is<br />

learning the recorder. Or is he?<br />

If you believe in ghosts, you’re not alone<br />

— surveys suggest over a third of Americans<br />

believe in them. Evolution gets the credit for<br />

our need to believe — our sense that something<br />

isn’t right prompts us to react quickly.<br />

Better to flee an imaginary threat and be<br />

wrong 100 times than to consider whether a<br />

noise is dangerous and fall victim to a predator.<br />

When that slow logic fails, and the voice,<br />

or the fife, can’t be explained away, we call it<br />

a “ghost.” Once we believe, we are likely to<br />

experience the supernatural — a face in the<br />

robe on the back of the door, voices in the<br />

rain, and feeling contact when the weather<br />

changes. Ghosts serve the secondary function<br />

of addressing our mortality and the existence<br />

of an afterlife, where our loved ones, and<br />

someday, we ourselves, will continue to exist.<br />

Exorcise your need for ghost stories at<br />

Historic Cold Spring Village this fall. Try a<br />

Ghost Walk Tour — enjoy an hour-long evening<br />

stroll through the village as a guide tells<br />

you all about the spirits that linger — the<br />

apprentice in the print shop, prankster in the<br />

school, kids in the ice cream parlor. Tickets<br />

are $16 for adults and $14 for kids 12 and<br />

under, with discounts for members. Social<br />

distancing an masks inside are required.<br />

Or support the Lower Township Rotary<br />

Club’s Pumpkin Festival and Harvest Food<br />

Drive, Saturday, October 16, from 10-4.<br />

This free event transforms the village — the<br />

barn becomes a haunted house, the streets<br />

become an outdoor mall, and hot dogs and<br />

funnel cakes tempt your palate. Children<br />

can paint pumpkins, play games, and join a<br />

Halloween Parade at 11. Guests are encouraged<br />

to donate non-perishable goods. Call the<br />

Lower Township Recreation Department at<br />

609-886-7880 for parade registration information.<br />

On October 22 and 23, there’s a family<br />

friendly walk through, “rain or moonshine,”<br />

from 5:30-8. Admission is $4. Use the<br />

Seashore Road entrance. Visit hcsv.org for<br />

tickets and more information.<br />

Hats Tees Tanks Sweatshirts Hoodies Zip-Ups Masks Art<br />

FLYING FISH STUDIO<br />

Pumpkin Pi<br />

LIMITED EDITION<br />

In Store & Online — Open Daily 10-5<br />

130 Park Boulevard • 609-884-2760 • theflyingfishstudio.com<br />

September 30, 2021 EXIT ZERO Page 43


Cape May Wicker<br />

Two locations open seven days 9 to 5<br />

1930 Route 9, Clermont | 609-624-3031<br />

203 Sunset Boulevard, West Cape May | 609- 884-1849<br />

It’s Fire Pit Season!<br />

Enjoy it with a Global Outdoors 26” Genuine Copper<br />

Fire Pit with Screen, Cover & Safety Poker.<br />

Regular price $149. Now $99.80. While supplies last.<br />

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ONLY AT CAPE MAY WICKER!<br />

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9/15: Story Hour With<br />

Miss Anita At Harbor View Park<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

Chad, Todd, Denis Desatnick<br />

Stevie, Colbey<br />

Aurora, Jetty, Irene<br />

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The Answer Lady invites inquiries from<br />

gentle readers on all manner of relationship<br />

quandaries, matters of the<br />

heart and ethics. If you’d like to send<br />

a query, write to info@exitzero.us. Or,<br />

simply sit back, enjoy a cup of coffee and contemplate<br />

the wisdom herein.<br />

Dear Answer Lady<br />

I met a girl in the Ugly Mug a month or<br />

so ago and we’ve hit it off pretty well. My<br />

dad asked me to play a round of golf Sunday<br />

because they were short a man. He introduced<br />

me to the other two men, and I realized that the<br />

one guy was the father of the girl I’m dating. He<br />

started complaining about the guys she goes<br />

out with and how he wishes she’d find someone<br />

and “settle down.” I started sweating. Now<br />

I wonder if I should just break up with her.<br />

Naturally, I kept our relationship to myself.<br />

Am I’m overreacting? — Cold Sweats<br />

Dear Sweats<br />

Duh! Yes, you are overreacting. Dads say<br />

stuff like that all the time. What do you think<br />

he’s going to do? Ambush you and drive you to<br />

The Answer Lady<br />

Wise answers to perplexing questions<br />

the preacher? Ignore it. But you should tell your<br />

girlfriend what happened so that neither of you<br />

are blindsided should you run into him again<br />

when you are with her. Nor do you know that<br />

marriage is something she wants. The point of<br />

dating is to find out what the other person is all<br />

about. Forget about the father and concentrate<br />

on the daughter. Take her to the Mad Batter for<br />

a burger, cocktail and great music. But first,<br />

wipe the sweat off your forehead.<br />

Dear Answer Lady<br />

My mother-in-law watched our house<br />

while we were away. When I got back, she<br />

had rearranged every piece of furniture in the<br />

house. I was furious. My husband said to shut<br />

up and he’d be glad to help me put it back. Still,<br />

I feel like a stranger came through and touched<br />

everything I own. She had no right to do that,<br />

and I feel I must say something, or she’ll do it<br />

again. Don’t you agree? — Invaded<br />

Dear Invaded<br />

Yes, you must say something but do it<br />

gently. Your husband probably fears a turf<br />

war starting over his mother’s interference.<br />

Clearly, he has navigated these waters before.<br />

That said, talking to her will get you nowhere,<br />

but she should know you’re not going to ignore<br />

this boundary crosser. Soften the blow by<br />

taking her to Harbor View for a cocktail and<br />

sushi. Start by simply asking why she felt<br />

compelled to move the furniture. Expect some<br />

criticism of your decorating skills. Smile and<br />

try to zip it. And find someone else to watch<br />

the house next time. Cheers!<br />

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9/15: Story Hour With Miss Anita At Harbor View Park<br />

Ashley<br />

Erika, Lukas<br />

Miss Anita<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM<br />

FREE Bumper Stickers That Say....<br />

Available at Exit Zero & the Following Churches and Merchants:<br />

Givens<br />

Peace Pie<br />

Marlene’s<br />

South of Jackson<br />

Madison’s Bakery<br />

Flying Fish Studio<br />

Import Bazaar<br />

Kaleidoscope<br />

Swede Things<br />

A Place on Earth<br />

Cape Winds Florist<br />

Pedego Electric Bikes<br />

Making Waves<br />

Beach Love<br />

Central Park Farm<br />

Beef Jerky Experience<br />

Enchanted Fiber<br />

Snippers Salon<br />

Antojos (Mexican Cravings)<br />

Good Scents<br />

Collier's Liquor Store<br />

Casale’s Shoes<br />

Gorman’s Wines and Spirits<br />

Dellas 5 & 10<br />

Ostara’s Coffee House<br />

Just For Laughs<br />

Cape Atlantic Book Company<br />

Madame’s Port<br />

El Paso Grocery<br />

Calvary Chapel Cape May<br />

Spirit Catcher Photography<br />

Across The Way<br />

Episcopal Church of the Advent Cape Island Baptist Church<br />

Red Door Gallery in Woodland Village<br />

or call Dottie and Mal Knapp at (609) 675-5640<br />

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9/12: Posing For Little Irish Mother At Cape May Point<br />

Maggie from Emerald Isle Academy of Irish Dance<br />

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An Early American Open-Air Living History Museum<br />

WALKING TOURS<br />

Enjoy beautiful weather as you take a guided<br />

walk through a portion of Historic Cold Spring<br />

Village and experience the mystique of days<br />

gone by. Learn the history of the Village<br />

buildings and the lifestyles of those who<br />

worked and lived in them.<br />

Visit the Country Store where you can<br />

purchase a unique souvenir of the Village, then<br />

enjoy a complimentary mini flight tasting (4oz)<br />

at Cold Spring Brewery<br />

(beer, sarsaparilla, or water).<br />

Tours are offered at 11 am Thursday-Sunday,<br />

$12 per person ($10.00 children 3-12)<br />

Members receive a $2 discount<br />

Advanced registration required. Tours begin at<br />

the Seashore Road/Rt.626 Gate House.<br />

Please visit hcsv.org and click on the big red<br />

TICKETS button for pricing and tour dates.<br />

Visit our website for more info.<br />

The Brewery is open Tue-Sat 12-8pm<br />

and Sun 12-6pm<br />

Gift Cards & Growlers Available!<br />

Dog Friendly and Free Parking<br />

Climate Controlled UV air purifiers installed<br />

to reduce airborne germs<br />

All profits support HCSV Foundation - A non-profit living history museum<br />

733-735 Seashore Road, Cape May 609-898-2300 hcsv.org<br />

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Interactive Family Fun... Rain or Shine!<br />

OPEN AIR MUSEUM - PET FRIENDLY<br />

9/15: Homeland Security Safety<br />

Meeting At Parish Hall Gym<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

Open Daily!!!!<br />

Ask about a Membership for unlimited 1 year<br />

admission, special event admission, Gift Shop<br />

Discounts and even our 2022 Challenge Coin!<br />

FALL NJ JEEP INVASION DAY<br />

Saturday, October 2 10am-4pm<br />

www.usnasw.org<br />

Open<br />

Daily<br />

10am-4pm<br />

(609) 886-8787<br />

500 Forrestal Road, Cape May Airport<br />

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9/15: Homeland Security Safety<br />

Meeting At Parish Hall Gym<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

FREE MEMBERSHIP<br />

FOR SENIORS<br />

With either United Health Care Medicare<br />

Advantage Plan OR AARP Medicare<br />

Supplemental Insurance Holders<br />

@northbeachgym<br />

WWW.NORTHBEACHGYM.COM<br />

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3845 Bayshore Road<br />

North Cape May (Acme Plaza)<br />

609-898-3800<br />

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9/11: The 38th Annual<br />

Clam Bake At VFW<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

Beth, Michael, Jeff, Judy, Bob<br />

Raffle Tickets<br />

Barb, Ron, Char, Kat<br />

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9/11: The 38th Annual<br />

Clam Bake At VFW<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

Ashley, Nicole, Bob, Kyle, Frank<br />

Jack, David, Joe<br />

Feel the Sweet Breeze<br />

of Peace of Mind<br />

YOGA ON THE BEACH<br />

FLOW INTO FALL<br />

Behind the Cape May Convention Center<br />

Sat & Sun 8:00 AM<br />

Until the end of October<br />

ONLY<br />

$5!<br />

Jackie, Uncle Ed, Kathy<br />

The Gypsy Yogini<br />

Visit yogacapemay.com<br />

for a complete schedule<br />

or call Karen Manette Bosna<br />

609-827-8886<br />

@beachyogacapemay<br />

www.yogacapemay.com<br />

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Cape May’s Premiere<br />

Family Entertainment Centers<br />

Play Games, Win Prizes<br />

9/11: The 38th Annual<br />

Clam Bake At VFW<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

Brian, Bill, Uncle Joe<br />

Visit the NEW Beach Arcade<br />

Chris and crew<br />

609-884-7020<br />

Two Locations, Fully Airconditioned<br />

Beach Arcade @ 406 Beach Ave<br />

Family Fun Arcade@ 732 Beach Ave<br />

Jerry, Bruce, Chris<br />

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9/11: The 38th Annual Clam Bake At VFW<br />

Audrey, Diana, Diane<br />

Chris, Larry, Aidan<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM<br />

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WEST CAPE MAY<br />

LIMA BEAN<br />

FESTIVAL<br />

Saturday, October 9<br />

from 9am-4pm<br />

Backyard Park, 732 Broadway<br />

(behind the fire house)<br />

UNIQUE CRAFTERS, VENDORS & LOCAL MUSICIANS<br />

Savor a huge variety of lima bean-inspired foods and fresh<br />

produce. Our talented local vendors will have their jewelry, pottery,<br />

photography, vintage items and much more on display all day!<br />

Proceeds benefit West Cape May Shade Tree Commission.<br />

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Enrich Your Life... Adopt An Animal<br />

Three beautiful dogs from the Cape May County Animal Shelter and Adoption Center... call 609-465-8923<br />

ARIES is a large boy who was came to the<br />

shelter when his owners could no longer keep<br />

him. Once he is comfortable, he loves socializing<br />

and attention. Tennis balls are Aries'<br />

favorite toys and loves to play fetch. His leash<br />

skills are improving and he already responds<br />

well to "sit." Aries would be best in an adult<br />

home as the only pet in the house.<br />

STORM is a young, active boy who came to the<br />

shelter when his owner was unable to give him<br />

the attention that he deserves. He loves running<br />

through the yard and chasing whatever<br />

moving object he sees. Storm's leash skills are<br />

improving, and he has a lot of energy. Storm<br />

would be best suited in an active home and<br />

one that knows his breed.<br />

STAR is a sweet girl who came to the shelter<br />

when her owner got sick and could no longer<br />

care for her. She is a little nervous when meeting<br />

new people, but quickly becomes friendly<br />

and social. Star loves to play fetch and thinks<br />

she is a lap dog despite her 94-pound stature.<br />

She is learning more behavior cues and will<br />

make a loving companion to any family.<br />

THE MOSTLY DEAD<br />

A Zom-rom-com<br />

musical fairytale!<br />

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 13<br />

Terry O'Brien & Co. present a<br />

scarily funny night of theater<br />

PLUS a delicious 3-course dinner<br />

Proceeds benefit West Cape May Christmas Parade<br />

Tickets $45 Seatings at 5pm & 7:30pm<br />

Menu & tickets at exitzero.com/happenings or 609-770-8479<br />

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9/11: The 38th Annual Clam Bake At VFW<br />

Eileen, Alan, Karen<br />

Christen, Bob, Nicole<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM<br />

Robert Panaccio, VMD<br />

Robert Moffatt, VMD<br />

Nancy Reilly, VMD<br />

Patricia J. Link, DVM<br />

815 Washington Street, Cape May<br />

DENNIS J. SPILKER<br />

Manager/Funeral Director NJ Lic. No. 4038<br />

KEVIN J. BEARE<br />

Funeral Director NJ Lic. No. 3806<br />

Cherishing Life’s Moments<br />

609-884-3793<br />

spilkerfuneralhome.com<br />

Continuing a 90-Year Tradition of Serving<br />

the Cape May and Lower Township Area<br />

694 Petticoat Creek Lane, Cape May<br />

609-884-1729<br />

capemayvet.com<br />

hours by appointment<br />

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Enrich Your Life... Adopt An Animal<br />

Three beautiful cats from the Cape May County Animal Shelter and Adoption Center... call 609-465-8923<br />

PEARL is a special girl with some special<br />

needs. She has a winning personality and<br />

loves pushing her head against you for pets<br />

and affection. Pearl has beautiful pumpkin-colored<br />

eyes, but she does have vision<br />

problems for which she is being treated. She<br />

has a great curiosity for anything new and is a<br />

cat adopter's dream come true.<br />

RITZ is a 10-month-old snuggle-bunny in<br />

search of a forever home. He had a bit of a<br />

rough start in life, but is gaining weight and<br />

is very friendly. Ritz is playful and loves affection.<br />

He is housetrained and up to date on al<br />

vaccinations. If interested in having Ritz curl<br />

up on your lap and giving him love and attention,<br />

contact the shelter.<br />

NOEL is a good-hearted, seven-year-old<br />

cat. He came to the shelter when his owner<br />

claimed he was a stray, but that was unfortunately<br />

not the case. Noel is one of the sweetest<br />

shelter cats and very gentle and quiet. He<br />

needs a home that will show him love and<br />

would do well in a home with other cats, dogs<br />

and children.<br />

BOTTOMLINE CHURCH<br />

New Jersey’s ONLY church that meets<br />

dockside at a Marina<br />

LOCATED AT UTSCH’S MARINA — D DOCK<br />

sunday worship services @ 8am<br />

Come by Boat, Car, Bike or Walk<br />

All are welcome for a casual<br />

service and fellowship<br />

join us as we enjoy the creation while learning of the creator<br />

Pastor Joe Springer 609-703-0448<br />

bottomlinechurch.com • bottomlinechurch@aol.com<br />

PROPERTY MANAGEMENT & CONCIERGE SERVICE<br />

Leaf it<br />

to us!<br />

Property Inspection<br />

Trash Removal<br />

Fall Yard Cleanup<br />

House Cleaning<br />

House Cleanout<br />

Home Repairs<br />

Personal Errands & More!<br />

1400 texas avenue, unit #2, cape may<br />

(609) 884-8444 | wkrservices.com<br />

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PROPERTY PAGES<br />

Cape May's premier deli, hoagie shop, fresh meat market,<br />

grocer and caterer. This profitable business offers<br />

the Cape May area's best cheesesteaks and subs and<br />

a large variety of fresh sandwiches. Fresh-cut choice<br />

meats for your grilling, holiday dinners and of course<br />

that Prime Rib that sits in the middle of your Christmas<br />

dinner table. NJ State lottery with approval. Property<br />

includes parking, walk-in coolers and freezers, warehouse<br />

for storage and an office.<br />

This business is being sold with all equipment<br />

included and can be run seasonally or year-round.<br />

Plenty of room for your new ideas and the availability<br />

to service local restaurants and fishing boats. Could be<br />

used as a residential development site with approvals.<br />

Asking price: $950,000.<br />

517 BROADWAY, WEST CAPE MAY<br />

Contact Yogi Kurtz of Coldwell Banker Sol Needles at 609-780-6557<br />

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9/11: The 38th Annual<br />

Clam Bake At VFW<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

Take The Chill<br />

Challenge!<br />

Hoew, Gary, Dwight, Kathy<br />

Take an active role in demonstrating<br />

that you care about Cape May by making<br />

some energetic energy choices!<br />

• Buy locally and invest in and use your own reusable grocery bags<br />

• Invest in and use a reusable water bottle and coffee mug<br />

• Use cloth towels instead of paper<br />

• Turn water off when not in use like when cleaning your teeth<br />

• Cut your shower time and use cooler water<br />

• Rinse and Recycle all that you can<br />

• When you can, ride a bike or walk<br />

• Be respectful of our trees<br />

• Find local farmers markets and shop there – it’s fresh and fun<br />

• Carry litter from the beach and use containers provided<br />

• Dry towels and clothing on a clothes line when possible<br />

• STOP idling your car<br />

• Turn off lights when not in use/needed<br />

• Use LED light bulbs and unplug electronics when not in use<br />

• Grow your flower or vegetable garden with plants that attract bees<br />

and butterflies, and require less water<br />

• Tread lightly – explore local nature centers and trails<br />

• Build responsibly – Support Green Energy!<br />

ACT PERSONALLY TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE FOR THE<br />

CAPE MAY COMMUNITY WE ALL LOVE!<br />

Environmental Commission meets fourth Tuesday each month at<br />

11am in City Hall. All are welcome. Get involved! THANK YOU!<br />

Rich, Bob, Rico, Howard<br />

Lorie, Teresa, Sue, Kim<br />

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9/11: The 38th Annual Clam Bake At VFW<br />

Colleen<br />

Bruce, Bean, Norm, Sandy, Jordan<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM<br />

Elizabeth Blair-Slemmer<br />

Salesperson<br />

Direct: 856.986.8428<br />

Office: 609.884.1300<br />

FOR SALE!<br />

723 W SPRUCE AVENUE<br />

A, NORTH WILDWOOD<br />

New Construction and<br />

water views! 4 BR/<br />

3 BA townhouse with<br />

a spacious two car<br />

garage.<br />

$689,900<br />

UNDER<br />

CONTRACT!<br />

44 E. HUDSON AVENUE,<br />

VILLAS<br />

3 BR/2 BA located a few<br />

blocks to the magnificent<br />

Delaware Bay.<br />

$349,000<br />

FOR SALE!<br />

13 SHERIFF TAYLOR DR.,<br />

NORTH CAPE MAY<br />

4 BR/ 2.5 BA home located<br />

on a cul-de-sac in Holly<br />

Shores neighborhood.<br />

$525,000<br />

BBSlemmer@deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />

www.deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />

FOR SALE!<br />

151 BEACH ROAD,<br />

CMCH<br />

Bayfront lot located at the<br />

village of Pierce’s Point in<br />

Cape May Court House.<br />

$175,000<br />

FOR SALE!<br />

223 DEBORAH LANE,<br />

NORTH CAPE MAY<br />

3 BR/2 BA located close to<br />

Delaware Bay<br />

on a corner lot.<br />

$389,500<br />

1001 Lafayette St., Cape May NJ 08204<br />

Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record<br />

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NEED A NEW BANK?<br />

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9/11: The 38th Annual<br />

Clam Bake At VFW<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

re: think Health<br />

Insurance<br />

Millennium Administrators is an<br />

insurance agency focused exclusively on<br />

health insurance for the independent<br />

contractor, individual & employer —<br />

large or small<br />

Mike, Jessica, Susan<br />

For a free quote, call 866-MHG-2489<br />

or email spicard@millennium-tpa.com<br />

www.millennium-tpa.com<br />

MAKING TECHNOLOGY<br />

JUST WORK!<br />

Pam, Joe, Cindy, Jeff<br />

Frank, Diane, Loretta, Drew<br />

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Cape Island’s Top Producing, full service real estate agency that has been representing all of<br />

Cape May County since 1974. Consistently representing the most buyers & sellers in the<br />

Greater Cape May area. Look us up on Zillow, Realtor.com and Google to hear from our many<br />

satisfied buyers & sellers! We sell more, because we do more!<br />

8 Homes<br />

to Bay<br />

Beachfront<br />

134 x 100 Lot<br />

2,170 Sq Ft<br />

Listed $340,000<br />

Listed $1,199,999<br />

Listed $525,000<br />

Listed $849,500<br />

251 ARBOR ROAD,<br />

VILLAS<br />

2 Bedrooms | 1 Bath<br />

Listing Agent: Margaret Bethel<br />

Sales Associate, 609-408-1012<br />

83 BEACH DRIVE,<br />

NORTH CAPE MAY<br />

4 Bedrooms | 2.5 Baths<br />

Listing Agent: Carol Menz,<br />

Broker of Record, 609-374-0325<br />

3100 BYBROOK DRIVE,<br />

CAPE MAY BEACH<br />

3 Bedrooms | 2 Baths<br />

Listing Agent: Kimberly Gipple,<br />

Sales Associate, 609-972-9302<br />

1151 INDIANA AVENUE,<br />

CAPE MAY<br />

4 Bedrooms | 2 Baths<br />

Listing Agent: Holly Steger,<br />

Sales Associate 609-846-4819<br />

START PLANNING YOUR AUTUMN GETAWAY OR 2022 VACATION TODAY!<br />

2022 rental rates are being added daily! Don’t miss out and plan ahead before it is too<br />

late. We have 370 vacation rentals encompassing Cape May and the surrounding areas.<br />

Give us a call today at 609-884-5005 or search through all of our rentals online!<br />

www.coastlinerealty.com/booking/search.cfm<br />

Beach Front<br />

Stunning<br />

Victorian<br />

Large Corner<br />

Lot<br />

Ocean Views<br />

Starting $152,900<br />

Listed $1,630,000<br />

Listed $339,000<br />

Listed $599,000<br />

501 BEACH AVE,<br />

CAPE MAY<br />

1 Bedroom | 1 Bath<br />

Listing Agent: Carol Menz,<br />

Broker of Record, 609-374-0325<br />

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114 DECATUR STREET,<br />

CAPE MAY<br />

6 Bedrooms | 6 Baths<br />

Listing Agent: Carol Menz,<br />

Broker of Record, 609-374-0325<br />

205 WASHINGTON BLVD,<br />

NORTH CAPE MAY<br />

3 Bedrooms | 1.5 Baths<br />

Listing Agent: Edward Connolly,<br />

Sales Associate, 609-602-3089<br />

941 COLUMBIA AVENUE • CAPE MAY • 609-884-5005<br />

11 BEACH AVENUE, UNIT 208,<br />

CAPE MAY<br />

1 Bedroom | 1 Bath<br />

Listing Agent: Mary Moore<br />

Sales Associate, 609-425-6074


THE SUNDSTROM TEAM<br />

REBECCA SUNDSTROM<br />

Realtor Sales Associate<br />

609-513-4086<br />

Rebecca@CoastlineRealty.com<br />

2020 New Jersey State Realtors®<br />

Circle of Excellence Sales Award Bronze<br />

SARAH ASHLEY SMITH<br />

Realtor Sales Associate<br />

609-554-0936<br />

SarahAshley@CoastlineRealty.com<br />

FALL IS HERE<br />

Looking to buy,<br />

sell or rent?<br />

Call the Sundstrom team<br />

at Coastline Realty today!<br />

Follow us on social @SundstromTeam_RealEstate<br />

BOB HARTMAN JR<br />

Realtor Sales Associate<br />

Direct 609-780-4626<br />

BobHartmanJr@CoastlineRealty.com<br />

HOMES FOR HEROES®<br />

896 WEEKS LANDING ROAD, ERMA<br />

This 3-bedroom, 3-bath, 2-story home sits on a large 1.69-<br />

acre lot in highly-desirable neighborhood, backing up to<br />

Cape May National Golf Course. Listed at $650,000<br />

KEN HUTCHINSON<br />

Realtor Sales Associate<br />

Direct 609-602-6020<br />

Ken@CoastlineRealty.com<br />

Thinking of SELLING<br />

your home?<br />

TAI MENZ<br />

Realtor Sales Associate<br />

Direct 609-602-8061<br />

TaiMenz@CoastlineRealty.com<br />

Bronze Level 2017, 2019<br />

Silver Level 2018, 2020<br />

96 SPRINGERS MILL RD, CAPE MAY COURT HOUSE<br />

$469,000<br />

Contact me today to get your home listed and SOLD!<br />

Beautiful 2-story, 3-bed, 2-bath home located on a cleared<br />

lot in a wooded setting with inviting covered porches and<br />

outside entertaining patio. The fully fenced back yard<br />

features 2 sheds. The front yard has a detached garage.<br />

Search online @ CoastlineRealty.com<br />

CAROL A. MENZ Broker/Owner gri, sres, crs, abr, sfr, rsps<br />

NJ Realtors® Circle of Excellence Award® Platinum 2015-2020<br />

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9/11: The 38th Annual Clam Bake At VFW<br />

Mike, Chris<br />

Bill, Bean<br />

Patti, Wes<br />

Dave, Bean Ed Christen, Nicole<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM<br />

512 Washington Mall<br />

Cape May<br />

609-884-8428<br />

cbcapemay.com<br />

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BEAUTIFUL HOME ON 1.7 ACRES W/ POOL<br />

218 Fishing Creek Road,<br />

North Cape May<br />

Asking Price $649,000<br />

Your new country home is centrally located to the Bay<br />

and Cape May! This well-maintained home sits on 1.7<br />

acres and features over 3,000 sq. ft. of living area with<br />

four bedrooms, two full baths, a jacuzzi in the master<br />

bath and an over-sized walk-in closet. The back yard<br />

boasts a 17,000-gallon saltwater heated fiberglass<br />

in-ground pool and beautiful landscaping.<br />

LISTING AGENT<br />

Lee Marcotte<br />

Sales Associate<br />

Cell 609-408-6310<br />

leebythesearealtor@comcast.net<br />

EACH OFFICE IS INDEPENDENTLY OWNED AND OPERATED


9/10: Around The Town At Harpoons On The Bay<br />

Kay, Mauren, Raphael, Joe<br />

Aiden, Dotti, Chris<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM<br />

Jersey Cape Rental Team<br />

Shannon, Lauren, Olivia, Ann, Diana<br />

609-884-5800<br />

Jersey Cape Realty, Inc.<br />

739 Washington Street, Cape May<br />

JerseyCapeRealtyRentals.com<br />

DEE LANZALOTTI,<br />

LICENSED REAL ESTATE BROKER<br />

Enjoy Fall<br />

at the Shore!<br />

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9/10: Around The Town At Harpoons On The Bay<br />

Terry, Ed Chelsea, Courtney Bob has left the building<br />

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512 Washington Mall<br />

Cape May<br />

609-884-8428<br />

cbcapemay.com<br />

realestate@cbcapemay.com<br />

OCEANFRONT MORNING STAR VILLA CONDO<br />

1307 Beach Ave, Unit 3, Cape May<br />

Asking Price $699,000<br />

Morning Star Villa is a 4-story, 14-unit historic<br />

beachfront building, built in 1884-85 by Ware &<br />

Eldridge. Unit 3 is on the 1 st floor and features two<br />

bedrooms and one bathroom. The present owner<br />

purchased it six years ago, took it down to the studs<br />

and custom designed the kitchen with granite<br />

counters, stainless steel appliances and soft-close<br />

cabinets. Association fee covers water/sewer,<br />

property management, lawn, trash and internet.<br />

LISTING AGENT<br />

Darcy Dickenson<br />

Sales Associate<br />

Cell 609-602-4122<br />

darcydickenson@hotmail.com<br />

EACH OFFICE IS INDEPENDENTLY OWNED AND OPERATED


512 Washington Mall, Cape May • 609-884-8428 • cbcapemay.com<br />

CLASSIC VICTORIAN<br />

QUINTESSENTIAL COTTAGE 3 UNITS AT SURF APARTMENTS RENOVATED TWO-STORY HOME<br />

122 Eldredge Avenue,<br />

West Cape May<br />

ASKING PRICE: $999,999<br />

5 Bedrooms / 3 Baths<br />

BEAUTIFUL SINGLE FAMILY<br />

607 Cape Avenue,<br />

Cape May Point<br />

ASKING PRICE: $849,000<br />

2 Bedrooms / 1 Bath<br />

211 Beach Avenue,<br />

Cape May<br />

1st Fl $1,150,000 / 2nd Fl $1,450,000<br />

3rd Fl $1,400,000 - 3 bd / 2 ba each<br />

1451 Delaware Avenue,<br />

Cape May<br />

ASKING PRICE: $1,149,000<br />

3 Bedrooms / 2.5 Baths, harbor views<br />

TWO RESIDENTIAL VACANT LOTS<br />

218 Fishing Creek Road,<br />

North Cape May<br />

ASKING PRICE: $649,000<br />

4 Bedrooms / 2 Baths, inground pool<br />

1504 & 1506 Velvento Ave,<br />

Cape May<br />

ASKING PRICE: $969,000<br />

Newest subdivision in Poverty Beach<br />

BROADWAY BEACH UNITS<br />

4 UNIT BILL-MAE COTTAGE<br />

211 Beach Avenue,<br />

Cape May<br />

Unit 1 $550,000 / Unit 9 $555,000<br />

Unit 10 $570,000 - 1 bd / 1 ba each<br />

Serving the Cape May area<br />

for 120 years for all your<br />

sale and rental needs!<br />

1015 Washington Street,<br />

Cape May<br />

ASKING PRICE: $1,499,999<br />

5 Bedrooms / 4 Baths, Full Basement<br />

EACH OFFICE IS INDEPENDENTLY OWNED AND OPERATED<br />

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Jersey Cape<br />

Realty<br />

SALES & RENTALS<br />

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1250D Vermont Ave,<br />

Cape May<br />

Heijung Park-Colameco<br />

Broker / Sales 609-602-8641<br />

Heijung@jerseycaperealty.com<br />

Popular Village Greene Quad<br />

Buyer's Agent. Listings Wanted!<br />

Jersey Cape Realty, Inc.<br />

Dolores Lanzalotti, Broker / Owner<br />

739 Washington Street, Cape May<br />

609-884-5800 www.JerseyCapeRealty.com<br />

Dan, Nicole, Bert, Morgan<br />

Nikki Smith<br />

Broker Salesperson /<br />

Office Coordinator<br />

Direct: 609.780.3687<br />

Office: 609.884.1300<br />

NSmith@deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />

Jill, Patrick, Kendra<br />

FOR SALE!<br />

902 OCEAN DRIVE, 1206,<br />

LOWER TOWNSHIP<br />

3 BR/2 BA Canyon Club<br />

Resort and Marina with<br />

luxury amenities.<br />

$940,000<br />

www.deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />

1001 Lafayette St., Cape May NJ Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record<br />

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FOR SALE!<br />

209 W. VINEYARD COURT<br />

LOWER TOWNSHIP<br />

3BR/2.5 BA home with<br />

attached garage and<br />

in-ground pool.<br />

$569,000<br />

Rosie, Scott, Hailey, Cherri


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Alexander and Charlie KaraDee<br />

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Ryan Griffin<br />

Salesperson<br />

Direct: 609.602.5578<br />

Office: 609.884.1300<br />

FOR SALE!<br />

707 W RIO GRANDE<br />

AVE., A & B<br />

LOWER TOWNSHIP<br />

Three free standing<br />

structures located in<br />

Lower Township’s<br />

Shawcrest. $550,000<br />

FOR SALE!<br />

101 HOLLYWOOD AVE.,<br />

VILLAS<br />

2 BR/1 BA well maintained<br />

and upgraded ranch home,<br />

on a large corner lot.<br />

$285,000<br />

SOLD!<br />

6 RUTLEDGE AVE.,<br />

DEL HAVEN<br />

Listing Agent<br />

Closing Date: 9/17/21<br />

Sold Price: $285,000<br />

RGriffin@deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />

www.deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />

FOR SALE!<br />

3128 BAYSHORE RD.,<br />

NORTH CAPE MAY<br />

An updated single-floor<br />

living, modular ranch style<br />

home with 3BR/ 2.5 BA.<br />

$499,000<br />

FOR SALE!<br />

72-74 DELAWARE AVE.,<br />

VILLAS<br />

3 BR/1.5 BA home with<br />

150’ of frontage along the<br />

Delaware Bay.<br />

$1,200,000<br />

1001 Lafayette St., Cape May, NJ 08204<br />

Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record<br />

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1351D Ohio Ave, Cape May<br />

1 Bedroom | 1 Bath - $499,000<br />

902 Ocean Dr, Lower Twp<br />

3 Bedrooms | 2 Baths - $999,000<br />

8 Bayshore Rd, Green Creek<br />

4 Bedrooms | 2 Baths - $899,900<br />

Village Greene Quad<br />

Courtside quad with patio for barbequing,<br />

updated kitchen with granite counters,<br />

hardwood floors in living room & master<br />

bedroom. Excellent rental history.<br />

15 Gurney St, Cape May<br />

4 Bedrooms | 2 Baths - $1,788,000<br />

Craftsman Style Cottage<br />

Well-maintained cottage close to beach<br />

with ocean-view front porch. Rear deck,<br />

off-street parking, and full basement.<br />

36-40 Harbor Cove, Cape May<br />

$999,000 to $1,250,000<br />

Canyon Club, Unit 1006<br />

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3 Bedrooms | 2 Baths - $480,000<br />

10+ Acres<br />

Beautiful farm with original farmhouse,<br />

many outbuildings, custom-built barn,<br />

6 completely fenced paddocks. Great<br />

potential!<br />

3 S. Lafayette St, Cape May<br />

5 Bedrooms | 2.5 Baths - $995,000<br />

Beach Block Condo<br />

Fantastic location! Walk everywhere!<br />

Three floors with over 1,800 sq ft,<br />

beautiful wrap-around front porch,<br />

excellent rental history.<br />

937 Columbia Ave, Cape May<br />

Columbia Plaza, Suite 3 - $299,900<br />

4 Vacant Lots<br />

Last opportunity to build in Cape May<br />

Harbor Village & Yacht Club! Each lot<br />

comes with a 35’ boat slip. Private 2-acre<br />

park, tennis court and marina.<br />

Hawk’s Ridge<br />

Modular home in new development<br />

offering stainless appliances, granite<br />

counters – buyer can choose premium<br />

touches and upgrades.<br />

Great Opportunity!<br />

1240 sf of space with movable walls<br />

to configure to your own needs – flex<br />

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LISTING AGENT -<br />

ANDREA MOFFATT<br />

309 HARVARD AVENUE | CAPE MAY POINT, NJ<br />

Situated across from the dunes is a beautiful contemporary 3 story house, larger than<br />

could be built today. On the upper level is the open living, dining, view of the lighthouse<br />

and kitchen that opens up to a fantastic new deck, constructed of Ipe wood, Brazilian<br />

walnut, horizontal metal rails and side privacy fencing. Across the back, is a wall of new<br />

windows and the entry to the elevator. On the second floor is a spacious master<br />

bedroom and full bath, four other generous bedrooms and two additional full baths.<br />

5 BEDROOMS 3 FULL + 2 HALF<br />

BATHROOMS<br />

capemay@chrisclemanssir.com<br />

www.chrisclemanssir.com<br />

1159 Washington Street, Cape May NJ<br />

6 0 9 . 8 8 4 . 3 3 3 2 W W W . C H R I S C L E M A N S S I R . C O M<br />

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The Exit Zero Crossword<br />

The theme is under the sea... compiled by Nicole James<br />

1 2 3<br />

4<br />

5 6<br />

7<br />

8 9 10<br />

Mary Hinchcliffe<br />

Salesperson<br />

Direct: 609.780.6598<br />

Office: 609.884.1300<br />

MHinchcliffe@deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />

11 12<br />

13 14 15<br />

16<br />

17 18<br />

24<br />

21 22<br />

25<br />

ACROSS<br />

1. Unicorns of the sea. (8)<br />

4. A legendary sea monster and<br />

a super spicy wing sauce at Exit<br />

Zero Filling Station. (6)<br />

7. Dory is this type of fish. (4,4)<br />

8. Marine plant used for salad<br />

and sushi. (7)<br />

13. A 20 down is made of this<br />

and currently in crisis due to<br />

global warming. (5)<br />

14. You might find a pearl inside<br />

one of these. (6)<br />

16. Groups of fish and where you<br />

go through childhood. (7)<br />

18. Deepest, darkest and least<br />

explored part of the ocean, the<br />

_______ Trench. (7)<br />

19. Has eight legs and three<br />

hearts. (7)<br />

23. These act as homes and<br />

protection for some sea life,<br />

including clown fish. (3,8)<br />

24. What creature Crush is in<br />

the film Finding Nemo. (3,6)<br />

25. Most common predator in<br />

the ocean. (5)<br />

DOWN<br />

2. Considered the “lost city” that<br />

19 20<br />

23<br />

disappeared under the water<br />

more than 9,000 years ago. (8)<br />

3. Jules Verne novel, Twenty<br />

Thousand _______ Under the Sea.<br />

(7)<br />

5. This ship can still be found at<br />

the bottom of the Atlantic after<br />

sinking in 1912. (7)<br />

6. Spongebob goes fishing for<br />

these with a net. (9)<br />

9. They swim in pods. (8)<br />

10. Color of the submarine in the<br />

1966 hit by the Beatles. (6)<br />

11. Inside a shell, can be enjoyed<br />

in a scampi or with butter. (5)<br />

12. Sings “Under the Sea” in The<br />

Little Mermaid. (9)<br />

15. The males of these sea<br />

creatures carry the offspring and<br />

give birth. (9)<br />

17. Baby whales. (6)<br />

20. A chain of rocks or 13 across<br />

near the surface of water. (4)<br />

21. Ghost, Spider, Fiddler, King,<br />

Blue, e.g. (5)<br />

22. Underwater diving that<br />

requires an apparatus to breath<br />

under water. (5)<br />

SOLUTIONS ON PAGE 41<br />

UNDER<br />

CONTRACT!<br />

915 MADISON AVE.,<br />

CAPE MAY<br />

3 BR/1.5 BA twin home.<br />

Conveniently located close<br />

to Downtown Cape May.<br />

$599,000<br />

MaryAnn Donahue<br />

Broker Associate<br />

Direct: 484.614.5798<br />

Office: 609.884.1300<br />

MAD@deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />

Make Your Shore Home Dreams Come True Call<br />

MaryAnn & Start Packing!<br />

FOR SALE!<br />

105 ROSEMANS LANE<br />

CAPE MAY<br />

This 5 BR/4.5 BA home is a<br />

twin style town-home unit,<br />

built in 2009.<br />

UNDER<br />

CONTRACT!<br />

932 SEASHORE RD.,<br />

COLD SPRING<br />

5 BR/3.5 BA home was<br />

custom built in 1996<br />

by the Sellers.<br />

$799,000<br />

www.deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />

1001 Lafayette St., Cape May NJ Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record<br />

FOR SALE!<br />

6501 SEAVIEW AVENUE,<br />

WILDWOOD CREST<br />

3 BR/1.5 BA home located on<br />

a corner lot only two blocks<br />

from the beach.<br />

$1,499,000<br />

$675,000<br />

www.deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />

1001 Lafayette St., Cape May , NJ 08204 Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record<br />

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