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V20 N15
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Adored by<br />
Loved by<br />
Bayshore Road) and the Bayshore and arch enemy Kurt Seer outside<br />
Dancing Granny (an older<br />
Sunset Liquors Friday night<br />
Visitors...<br />
Locals!<br />
African-American lady who after my gig. He’s out of the bar<br />
jams out with her Walkman and<br />
does not give one shit what you<br />
think). Well, today I introduce to<br />
business and into the carpentry<br />
business, so if you’re looking for<br />
a handyman, check him out. (I’ve<br />
you… the Bayshore Swerver. The<br />
Bayshore Swerver is a white dude,<br />
got a shed that needs some work.)<br />
Played my first Rusty Nail gig<br />
probably mid-30s, who pedals of the year last Sunday with Jerry<br />
New<br />
his high-handle barred bicycle Kolber. It was gross outside but<br />
Gluten-free into-and-out-of oncoming traffic nice inside. We had a request to<br />
options!<br />
in the world’s dumbest game of<br />
chicken. Meth, not even once.<br />
Also, Villas still leads the<br />
league in grown ass men pedaling<br />
bikes as their default mode<br />
of transportation. It must be the<br />
DUI capital of New Jersey.<br />
I said hello to about five people<br />
at Planet Fitness who shall<br />
remain nameless because, you<br />
play “The Wreck of the Edmund<br />
Fitzgerald” by Gordon Lightfoot.<br />
Or, as I call it, the “American Pie”<br />
of Canadian folk songs about<br />
shipwrecks.<br />
Friendly Stalkers of the Week:<br />
On Sunday we met Mark and Deb<br />
Mangan of Northeast Philly, on<br />
Tuesday we ran into them again<br />
at Exit Zero. I don’t blame them.<br />
know me, I don’t like to embarrass<br />
people, and none of them sing as often as possible? But<br />
Who wouldn’t want to hear me<br />
Open Daily 7am-2pm<br />
recognized me. Granted, seeing they were very nice and contributed<br />
me in natural light and not in<br />
a bar half-drunk on Tito’s can to the tip jar, which seemed<br />
appropriate given Mark’s 57 song<br />
Beach & Grant 609-884-3772<br />
be a jarring experience. But the requests. (Nice meeting you!)<br />
underlying point here is; I’m back Poor Unsuspecting Fool of<br />
at the gym. One whole week now.<br />
I’ve got 227 days to lose 42 lbs,<br />
or I’ll have to make good on a<br />
promise that no one wants me<br />
to make good on (singing New<br />
Year’s Eve in a thong if I don’t get<br />
under 200).<br />
RIP of the Week To: My<br />
shed. She’d been a crumbling<br />
mess for quite some time now<br />
but the 17-day nor-easter we just<br />
endured was too much to withstand<br />
and her door was literally<br />
blown off, along with part of a<br />
wall. And most of her guts. My<br />
lawnmower blade is going to take<br />
a beating this week…<br />
Which reminds me; last week<br />
I picked up a Kobalt battery-powered<br />
hedge clipper to go along<br />
with my Kobalt lawn mower<br />
and weed whacker. You can ask<br />
my son Owen, I had about a<br />
five-minute staring contest with<br />
the chainsaw before leaving with<br />
the clippers. So my chances of<br />
the Week: Some poor soul asked<br />
my Tuesday night wing man,<br />
Charlie “Cosmic Charlie” Wigo if<br />
he knew any Pink Floyd. Charlie<br />
scoffed, played 45 minutes of<br />
Pink Floyd songs, put his lips on<br />
the mic and answered, “Yes.”<br />
I watched the first season of<br />
Kevin Can Fxck Himself on AMC<br />
(we’re paying for the AMC app<br />
for as long as it takes Better Call<br />
Saul to wrap up, which is going<br />
on a break after its mid-season<br />
finale next week and, pardon my<br />
rant, but when did mid-season<br />
finales even become a thing?<br />
I remember the good old days<br />
when a show was on for 22 weeks<br />
and then it wasn’t, now excuse<br />
me while I shake my fist at this<br />
cloud) and it’s pretty good and<br />
uses an idea I’d been trying to sell<br />
for 20 years; the comedy scenes<br />
are filmed like a sitcom, the dramatic<br />
scenes are shot on film. If I<br />
could get one person to listen to<br />
accidentally maiming myself or me one time I could make a lot<br />
Open Daily 10am-10pm<br />
losing a limb with a chainsaw of money.<br />
Sunset & Broadway l 609-435-5052 remain at zero. For now.<br />
’Til next week, don’t get<br />
Ran into my good friend caught in The Undertow.<br />
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