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EXIT ZERO<br />

cape may’s peppy periodical • august 11, 2022 • volume 20, number 27<br />

A Festive Fry-Up<br />

The West Cape May Volunteer Fire Company hosted Santa’s Fish Fry and Beer Garden at Backyard Park on<br />

Saturday, August 6. Volunteers Dave, Mike, Buddy and Jerry helped with the annual fundraiser that benefitted<br />

the West Cape May Christmas Parade and the Volunteer Fire Company. More photos inside. Aleksey Moryakov


FOR SALE<br />

FOR SALE<br />

FOR SALE<br />

FOR SALE<br />

138 SUNSET DR.,<br />

ERMA<br />

3 BR/ 2 BA single family<br />

home with an<br />

outdoor patio.<br />

$289,900<br />

10 BRIDGE LN.,<br />

LOWER TOWNSHIP<br />

3 BR/ 3.2 BA three-story<br />

upside-down house with<br />

canal views.<br />

$1,750,000<br />

1253 WASHINGTON ST.,<br />

CAPE MAY<br />

5 BR/ 3 BA victorian home<br />

a short distance to<br />

downtown Cape May.<br />

$1,970,000<br />

205 CEDARDALE AVE.,<br />

VILLAS<br />

2 BR/ 1 BA located in<br />

Bayside Village with an<br />

attached 1 car garage.<br />

$310,000<br />

FOR SALE<br />

6 MONTAUK CT.,<br />

LOWER TOWNSHIP<br />

3 BR/2.5 BA home around<br />

the corner from water views<br />

of the Cape May canal.<br />

$499,900<br />

FOR SALE<br />

902 OCEAN DR., 908,<br />

LOWER TOWNSHIP<br />

3 BR/ 2 BA waterfront<br />

condo in Canyon Club<br />

Marina with a 50’ boatslip.<br />

$1,239,900<br />

FOR SALE<br />

731 TOWN BANK RD.,<br />

COLD SPRING<br />

3 BR/ 1 BA one story ranch<br />

style, nestled on 2.62 acres<br />

with a private pond.<br />

$499,000<br />

FOR SALE<br />

107 ROSEMANS LN.,<br />

CAPE MAY<br />

5 BR/4.5 BA home with a<br />

private elevator and a<br />

2 car garage.<br />

$1,595,000<br />

Cape May | North Wildwood | Lower Township<br />

Page 2 EXIT ZERO August 11, 2022<br />

Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record | 1001 Lafayette Street, Cape May | 609.884.1300<br />

www.deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />

www.DREService.com 609.898.1600


8/3: Garden Of The Month Presentation<br />

Tricia, Howard and Barbara Neilson, Ann, Debbie<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM<br />

Summer<br />

FARM-TO-TABLE<br />

DINNERS<br />

Celebrate the Summer Harvest at Beach Plum Farm. Set at<br />

communal tables, our Summer Dinner Series is a return to our<br />

original Farm-to-Table Dinner concept: a delicious meal shared<br />

with both friends and friends-to-be, using only the freshest of<br />

ingredients sourced from our fields.<br />

Learn More & Reserve at<br />

BeachPlumFarmCapeMay.com<br />

140 Stevens Street<br />

West Cape May, NJ 08204<br />

August 11, 2022 EXIT ZERO Page 3


Tue-Sun 11:30-10<br />

Closed Mon<br />

Live Music Wed-Sat 6-9<br />

“Excellent - food was great, lots<br />

of attentive staff, wonderful live<br />

music multiple days of the week,<br />

happy hour drinks - what more<br />

can you ask for! Crab cakes,<br />

hamburgers, seafood - all was<br />

very good!” - TripAdvisor Review<br />

8/2: National Night Out<br />

At Cape May Convention Hall<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

Libby, Teen, Jaden<br />

3729 Bayshore Road, North Cape May<br />

609-889-7000 • 5WestPub.com<br />

Kristina, Billy<br />

Lunch from 11-2:30 Tue-Sat<br />

Dinner from 4:30pm Nightly<br />

322 Washington Street Mall, Cape May<br />

609-884-9119 tishasfinedining.com<br />

Police Chief Dekon Fashaw<br />

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A Cape May<br />

Classic<br />

since 1926<br />

live music 10pm-1am<br />

AUG 11 ... THE ZONE TRIO<br />

AUG 12 ... FLIP N MICKEYS<br />

AUG 13 ... ELEVEN ELEVEN<br />

AUG 14 ... KING FRIDAY<br />

AUG 15 ... FLIP N MICKEYS<br />

AUG 16 ... MARC STORACE<br />

AUG 17 ... DJ DENNY OH<br />

OPEN DAILY FOR INSIDE AND OUTSIDE DINING<br />

All Your Favorite Mug Dishes!<br />

426 WASHINGTON STREET • 609-884-3459 Follow us on Facebook<br />

August 11, 2022 EXIT ZERO Page 5


8/2: National Night Out At Cape May Convention Hall<br />

Scarlet, Chloe<br />

Michael, Eli<br />

Elizabeth, Maleah<br />

Roland, Vince Sophia, Aubrey Dawn, Sean<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM<br />

Gift Cards &<br />

Growlers<br />

Available!<br />

Cold Spring Brewery<br />

is dog friendly<br />

Page 6 EXIT ZERO August 11, 2022<br />

Monday-Saturday 12-8pm<br />

& Sunday 12-6pm<br />

Live Music every Saturday Afternoon<br />

Temperature-controlled indoor seating year-round<br />

733 SEASHORE ROAD, CAPE MAY<br />

All profits support HCSV Foundation - A non-profit living history museum


8/2: National Night Out At Cape May Convention Hall<br />

Skip, Mike<br />

Shaine Meier<br />

Skylar, Patti<br />

Kim, Jess Buffy, Stacey Kim<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM<br />

Open Daily 9-6<br />

609-886-5121<br />

1215 Bayshore Road,<br />

At Bates Avenue, Villas<br />

USDA Choice & Above-Custom Cut Meats<br />

& Fresh Cut-to-Order Deli Meats & Cheeses<br />

GAISS’ OWN HANDCRAFTED...<br />

« International Award-Winning Artisan Sausages<br />

« Regional Award-Winning Bacon<br />

« National Award-Winning Hams<br />

« Gaiss’ Award-Winning Chorizo Chili<br />

AND FINE LOCAL PRODUCTS<br />

« Busy Bee Honey<br />

« Harry & Beans Fresh Coffee Beans<br />

« Hank Sauce<br />

« Cape May Peanut Butter<br />

August 11, 2022 EXIT ZERO Page 7


The Exit Zero Information Page<br />

Everything you wanted to know about Cape May’s peppy periodical... and then some<br />

ABOUT THE MAGAZINE<br />

HOW TO... ORDER A PHOTO<br />

REQUEST A PHOTOGRAPHER<br />

SEND A VACATION PHOTO<br />

Editor & Publisher Jack Wright<br />

Digital Media Manager Kayla Jordan<br />

Content Manager Nicole James<br />

Distribution Managers Terry O’Brien,<br />

Melissa O’Donnell<br />

Photographer Aleksey Moryakov<br />

609-770-8479 / info@exitzero.com<br />

Every Thursday, Exit Zero magazine is<br />

delivered to around 300 establishments<br />

in the area. But you can get a jump<br />

on it by reading online every Tuesday<br />

morning! We also operate a retail store<br />

and restaurant (see below), located at<br />

110 Sunset Boulevard on the beautiful<br />

Cape Island.<br />

«Email us at photo@exitzero.com<br />

(write Photo Order in subject line) and<br />

tell us the date the photo appeared<br />

and on which page. Our photographer<br />

Aleksey handles all photo orders.<br />

RESERVATIONS POLICY<br />

«Email info@exitzero.com and write<br />

PHOTO REQUEST in the subject line. Or<br />

call 609-770-8479. There is no charge,<br />

but we can’t ALWAYS guarantee we will<br />

show up. Aleksey is a busy boy!<br />

READ US ONLINE<br />

«We love pictures of our magazine on<br />

vacation. Email your photos and details<br />

to info@exitzero.com and write EZ ON<br />

VACATION in the subject line. Do NOT<br />

send hard copies. They don’t print well.<br />

ADVERTISE<br />

Please note: We no longer offer<br />

subscriptions to our weekly magazine.<br />

Too many people were receiving issues<br />

very late or, in some cases, not at<br />

all. That’s all down to the vagaries of<br />

sending by bulk mail. EXCEPTION: You<br />

can pay $100 to get EZ delivered firstclass<br />

(there is a hardcore of fans who<br />

DO this!). Call 609-770-8479 if you’d like<br />

to order.<br />

EXIT ZERO HOSPITALITY<br />

«Exit Zero Filling Station is open<br />

Mon-Fri 3-9 and Sat-Sun 12-9. To make<br />

a private dining trailer reservation, visit<br />

exitzero.com/fillingstation and click the<br />

red BOOK NOW button.<br />

«You can read our issues online,<br />

courtesy of our virtual magazine reader.<br />

Just visit our website, exitzero.com, and<br />

click where it says THIS WEEK’S ISSUE.<br />

Enjoy!<br />

«This magazine is funded through<br />

advertising – so please support our<br />

advertisers! To discuss our affordable<br />

packages, contact us on 609-770-8479<br />

or write to us at info@exitzero.com.<br />

The Exit Zero Hospitality group also<br />

operate the Exit Zero Filling Station<br />

restaurant in Cape May and recently<br />

took over the concessions at Cape<br />

May-Lewes ferry terminal in North<br />

Cape May. We have launched three new<br />

restaurants — Exit Zero Ferry Station,<br />

The Lookout and Boat Drinks, plus Cafe<br />

64, a grab-and-go eatery and retail<br />

store. We have named our exciting new<br />

operation Ferry Park!<br />

If you are interested in enjoying<br />

private events at Ferry Park, from<br />

birthday parties and anniversaries to<br />

weddings (large and small), reach out<br />

to our Director of Sales, Programming<br />

and Events Krystina Kennedy, on<br />

krystina@exitzero.com.<br />

To reach us at Ferry Park, call 609-551-<br />

4209 or email us at info@exitzero.com.<br />

Page 8 EXIT ZERO August 11, 2022<br />

u WIN A $20 GIFT CERTIFICATE IN OUR FIND-THE-PHIL CONTEST<br />

We concealed our mascot Phil in an ad in this issue. Enter by emailing info@exitzero.com (put CLIPART<br />

CONTEST in subject line) with name of the ad that contains the clipart, plus your name, address and telephone<br />

number. Entries by August 18. Winner gets a $20 gift card. Winner will be posted on our Facebook<br />

page each Thursday. Here’s the exact size of the image — happy hunting!


8/2: National Night Out<br />

At Cape May Convention Hall<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

Harbor<br />

View<br />

Serving Lunch & Dinner Daily<br />

11:30am-9pm On The Deck<br />

Visit Our Website For Daily Live Music<br />

Marylyn, Julie, Meredith, Riley<br />

Sushi Every Day<br />

On The Deck!<br />

Inside Dining Daily From 2pm<br />

Happy Hour Monday-Friday 3-6pm<br />

Bruce, Seth, Alissa, Keith<br />

The Burkes<br />

RESTAURANT, MARINA & BAR<br />

954 Ocean Drive, Cape May<br />

609-886-5444 • HarborViewCapeMay.com<br />

August 11, 2022 EXIT ZERO Page 9


8/2: National Night Out<br />

At Cape May Convention Hall<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

LOUISA’S CAFE<br />

Tuesday-Saturday 5-9<br />

609-884-5882 • 104 Jackson Street<br />

Hailey, Clara, Aidan<br />

Gladys, Joe, Doris<br />

Serving Dinner Tue-Sun from 5pm<br />

410bankstreet.com • 609-884-2127<br />

The Ocean Club crew<br />

Page 10 EXIT ZERO August 11, 2022


Romantic Seaside Getaway<br />

9 Luxr Guest Rooms<br />

Sering Dinner<br />

Wednesday - Monday<br />

Beginning at 5pm<br />

RESERVATIONS REQUIRED<br />

Live Piano Wednesday - Monday<br />

1301 Beach Avenue ǀ Cape May ǀ 609.884.9090<br />

WWW.PETERSHIELDSINN.COM<br />

August 11, 2022 EXIT ZERO Page 11


8/2: National Night Out<br />

At Cape May Convention Hall<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

Block Party aims to bring delicious food<br />

to those looking for a healthier<br />

lunch on-the-go, a picnic on the beach,<br />

or snacks and dips to take home.<br />

Snacks<br />

Sandwiches<br />

Salads<br />

Tacos<br />

The menu will change often depending on<br />

product availability and weather. Our food is<br />

packaged thoughtfully and sustainably.<br />

Rowan, Avery, Sedlak, Jerry, Gigi<br />

Open Every Day 11am-7pm<br />

in the AKROTERIA, 307 Beach Avenue<br />

blockpartycapemay.com<br />

FB & IG @blockpartycapemay<br />

Uncle Bill’s<br />

And FAMILY RESTAURANT<br />

Duncan, Amanda and Wyatt Hero<br />

Mon-Fri 7am-2pm<br />

Sat-Sun 6:30am-2<br />

Our Patio is Pet Friendly!<br />

-2pm<br />

BEACH & PERRY, CAPE MAY<br />

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Nikolas, Isabella, Tom


C r a f t B e e r • G r e a t F o o d • F u l l B a r<br />

L i V E M u S I c<br />

AUGUSt 12<br />

NIKKI BRIAR<br />

12 - 3PM<br />

THE CRYBABIES<br />

5:30 - 9PM<br />

AUGUSt 13 AUGUSt 14<br />

LOST<br />

SAILORS<br />

5:30 - 9PM<br />

RICH BAKER<br />

1 - 4PM<br />

LOOSE ENDS<br />

5- 9PM<br />

August 11, 2022 EXIT ZERO Page 13


8/2: National Night Out<br />

At Cape May Convention Hall<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

Serving breakfast<br />

and lunch<br />

Open for marina-front dining,<br />

indoor dining and takeout<br />

Reservations accepted<br />

Sam, Gabby, Alex<br />

Wednesday-Monday<br />

8am-2pm<br />

Saltwater Cafe does catering!<br />

Call 609-884-2403 to book<br />

your next special event.<br />

Margo, Carter, Landon<br />

Saltwater Café at South Jersey Marina<br />

1231 New Jersey 109, Cape May<br />

Massachusetts crew<br />

Page 14 EXIT ZERO August 11, 2022


8/2: National Night Out<br />

At Cape May Convention Hall<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

Ann Marie, Jane, Giovanni<br />

Join our dynamic team<br />

and enjoy working by the water’s edge!<br />

La Mer Beachfront Resort is resetting its table!<br />

We are recruiting talented culinary and<br />

hospitality professionals for all positions in the<br />

front and back of the house. Do not miss this<br />

opportunity to partake in the evolution of one<br />

of Cape May’s most iconic restaurants.<br />

Gavin, Jenna, Steve, Gabi<br />

Whether creating unforgettable dishes,<br />

crafting the perfect cocktail, or welcoming<br />

return guests with enthusiasm, we want you<br />

to join our team as we transition to a new<br />

era located at the water’s edge. La Mer<br />

prides itself with competitive, fair wages,<br />

opportunities for growth, and a full array of<br />

benefits including potential housing.<br />

To schedule an interview, email resume to<br />

hr@capemaylamer.com or call 609-884-9000 x129.<br />

Krista, Anne, Erica<br />

1317 Beach Avenue, Cape May<br />

609-898-2244 capemaylamer.com<br />

August 11, 2022 EXIT ZERO Page 15


Where We’re Eating<br />

Here’s what the EZ team were chowing on this week<br />

Download COLLIER’S LIQUOR on the App Store<br />

today! Save 10% on your first order: SAVE10<br />

OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK 10am-10pm<br />

As always save 10% on 6 or more bottles of wine!<br />

Cape May’s most extensive wine and craft beer<br />

selection! Open daily with plenty of free parking.<br />

202 JACKSON v 609-884-8488<br />

Follow us on Instagram & Facebook for Weekly Specials<br />

Page 16 EXIT ZERO August 11, 2022<br />

Every week, the Exit Zero crew goes for lunch (or dinner or,<br />

maybe even on occasion, breakfast) at one of Cape May’s excellent<br />

dining establishments. Then we give you the skinny on<br />

what we ate, what we talked about (or some of what we talked<br />

about), who spat their drink from laughing too hard, who served<br />

us, who we bumped into and, you know, the general lay of the land.<br />

The place: Ocean 7 at the Inn of Cape May, formerly Aleathea’s on<br />

Beach and Ocean Avenues in Cape May.<br />

The vibe: We snagged a lovely table on the porch overlooking the<br />

lawn with a beautiful view of the ocean. It was HOT, but we enjoyed a<br />

cool breeze. There are still a few renovations still outstanding (a downstairs<br />

bar), but it’s looking great as things come together. The porch<br />

outside is beautiful with a bar just inside and they’ve placed rocking<br />

chairs across the lawn along with a few tables for more seating for the<br />

restaurant. With a prime location and blend of good food, accommodations<br />

and a kind and attentive staff, we look forward to what’s to come.<br />

The conversation: Throughout lunch, we got on the topic of the<br />

afterlife, psychics and mediums. You know the people — one minute<br />

you’re out minding your own business, and the next, a stranger is telling<br />

you about your late aunt who’s standing over you going on about<br />

a necklace you’re wearing that came from her. Well, Jack shared a<br />

wild story about a friend of his named Craig who was overcome with<br />

a female presence near a neighboring table once while out to dinner.<br />

Turned out, it was the late mother and daughter of the woman at the<br />

table, letting her know they were okay. Tears were shed — how could<br />

he possibly know this about a woman he’s never met? We say skeptics<br />

be damned.<br />

The food: We tried a few different menu items including three<br />

watermelon and feta salads, a southern fried chicken sandwich and<br />

seafood chowder with shrimp. Everything tasted super fresh, and it was<br />

delicious — not a drop of food was left behind. We definitely see a second<br />

visit in our future.<br />

The goodbye: Friday was Exit Zero marketing intern Emma’s last<br />

day. We treated her to lunch in celebration and can’t thank her enough<br />

for hopping aboard our crazy train. She was a huge help to us this summer<br />

and we will miss her dearly. Emma is headed into her junior year at<br />

West Virginia University, and we wish her the best... come back soon!


NEW JERSEY’S PREMIER<br />

FARM-TO-BOTTLE DISTILLERY<br />

Featuring Artisan Cocktails & Spirited Gifts<br />

Tastings, Tours, Entertainment & Events<br />

Thursdays 6:30-9:30<br />

THE SYMPOSIUM<br />

All Artists Welcome<br />

Sign Up Online<br />

OPEN Sun-Wed 12-8pm<br />

Thu-Sat 12-10pm<br />

LIVE MUSIC<br />

Fri-Sat 6-9pm<br />

& Sun 3-6pm<br />

TRIVIA<br />

Mon 6:30-8:30pm<br />

Follow us on<br />

609-770-3381<br />

916 Shunpike Road,<br />

N Cape May<br />

NAUTISPIRITS.COM<br />

August 11, 2022 EXIT ZERO Page 17


Dining With A View<br />

Visit our all new menu featuring locally sourced seafood, fruits & vegetables<br />

LIVE<br />

Reggae music every Tuesday by the pool 4-7pm<br />

AUGUST 2 Raggamuffins<br />

AUGUST 9 Suburban Sensi<br />

AUGUST 16 San Noche<br />

AUGUST 23 The Burnsiders<br />

AUGUST 30 Suburban Sensi<br />

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LOCATED IN THE OCEAN CLUB HOTEL<br />

SEASALTCAPEMAY.COM<br />

1035 BEACH AVENUE, CAPE MAY<br />

609-884-7000


Undertow<br />

Terry O’Brien’s legendary column... social satire, shameless plugs — and general self-indulgence<br />

Undertow: A pox on both your monkeys!<br />

The comically huge mountains<br />

of dirty laundry I face down<br />

every Sunday morning would be<br />

hilarious if they didn’t fill me with<br />

such existential dread. I keep waiting for<br />

Gollum to club me and try to steal my ring.<br />

A missed turn and quick recovery<br />

Thursday morning might not be a big deal to<br />

YOU, but with about 1500 loose copies of Exit<br />

Zero stacked on your front seat, it’s a catastrophe.<br />

A paper-mountain landslide. I half-expected<br />

Gollum to club me and try to steal my<br />

ring. (Sorry, I’m kind of listless this week.)<br />

It was 86 degrees by 10am Thursday,<br />

which should be illegal. It was so hot I could<br />

feel the AC billowing out of the Cape May-<br />

Lewes Ferry terminal from about 30-feet in<br />

front of the door. Isn’t this interesting? As I<br />

said, listless. Also, don’t mock people who<br />

believe in God if you believe government<br />

spending will lower the temperature.<br />

I’m listless, but Paula Bistak said something<br />

I wrote last week was “brilliant” and<br />

who am I to argue with the savviest readers<br />

in the world?<br />

Sorry, Hawk Haven, I know I usually<br />

deliver your magazines right to your door,<br />

but I wasn’t going to run the gauntlet of lawn<br />

sprinklers that were on when I got there. I<br />

SHOULD have run that gauntlet (86 degrees<br />

by 10am), but I didn’t because I’m dead inside.<br />

(Enjoying my humor column so far?)<br />

Joker 2 being a musical starring Lady Gaga<br />

as Harley Quinn opposite Joaquin Phoenix’s<br />

titular clown prince of crime is the kind of<br />

batshit crazy energy we deserve right now.<br />

Quote of the Week: From Jim Faulkner.<br />

“I’m not just saying this to get in your column,<br />

but you were hilarious up there.” Oh,<br />

Jim. You dirty liar. Thank you. And the “up<br />

there” in question was on stage at Ferry Park<br />

where I emcee the goings-on and whatnots<br />

on Big Wednesday! (The exclamation point<br />

means we’re serious.) Big Wednesday is<br />

a day-long jubilee over at Ferry Park with<br />

live music, games and drink specials from<br />

2 to 11pm. On the 17th we have the Legacy<br />

Band 5:30-8:30pm on the big stage playing<br />

high-energy dance tunes that’ll get your juicy<br />

booty shakin’, and not only will I be hosting,<br />

but the Terry O’Brien Trio will be playing<br />

the pre-and-post game parties (2-5:30pm,<br />

8:30-11pm). It’s Big! It’s Wednesday! IT’S BIG<br />

WEDNESDAY! (Exclamation point!)<br />

Not only did Jim ambush me with his<br />

compliment, but there has been a dozen people<br />

over the last few weeks who have introduced<br />

themselves. Usually, but not always,<br />

with a kind word. Which sounds about right.<br />

Last week, the Englishtown Project<br />

Sun, Mon & Thursday<br />

Lunch 11:30 - 4:30 pm<br />

Dinner 4:30 - 8:00 pm<br />

Bar Until.....<br />

Tues & Weds<br />

“ALL DAY LUNCH”<br />

12:00 - 8:00pm<br />

Bar Until.....<br />

Happy Hour Sunday - Friday 2pm - 6pm<br />

Friday & Saturday<br />

Lunch 11:30 - 4:30 pm<br />

Dinner 4:30 - 10:00 pm<br />

Bar Until.....<br />

SEAFOOD & STEAKS<br />

SALADS & FLATBREADS<br />

KIDS MENU<br />

20 DRAFT BEERS<br />

LIVE ENTERTAINMENT<br />

DOG FRIENDLY PORCH<br />

AMAZING FISHTANKS<br />

Live Entertainment<br />

Thursday Aug 11 Ill Rendition Duo 9-12pm<br />

Friday Aug 12 Dead Reckoning Duo 9-12pm<br />

Saturday Aug 13 Never Too Late Duo 9-12pm<br />

Sunday Aug 14 Camille Peruto 2-5pm<br />

142 DECATUR ST ON THE WASHINGTON MALL 609-884-3449 finscapemay.com<br />

August 11, 2022 EXIT ZERO Page 19


Adored by<br />

Visitors...<br />

Page 20 EXIT ZERO August 11, 2022<br />

Loved by<br />

Locals!<br />

Open Daily 7am-2<br />

New<br />

Gluten-free<br />

options!<br />

-2pm<br />

Beach & Grant 609-884-3772<br />

Open Daily 10am-10pm<br />

Sunset & Broadway l 609-435-5052<br />

(Grateful Dead, New Riders of<br />

the Purple Sage, Marshall Tucker<br />

Band, etc) sure brought out the<br />

tie-dye and patchouli lot. I had no<br />

idea there were so many commie<br />

pinko bastards in Cape May.<br />

Restroom of the Week: I went<br />

off the beaten path this week and<br />

made a pit stop at Uncle Bill’s<br />

in North Cape May. While the<br />

decor is a little spartan for my<br />

taste (give me an Iron Man decal<br />

or “Hang in there!” kitty poster<br />

all day long), it was impeccably<br />

clean and aromatic. For a while.<br />

Made acquaintances with<br />

Tom and Marguerite Clancy<br />

(and third wheel Bobby) at Ferry<br />

Station. This is notable mostly<br />

because she is the second person<br />

I’ve ever met with the name<br />

Marguerite. (It is my sister Erin’s<br />

middle name.) What does this<br />

make them? Name twins? Namelgangers?<br />

Weirdos?<br />

During a bout of insomnia<br />

last Friday, I put on director Denis<br />

Vilanueve’s Enemy, starring Jake<br />

Gyllenhall and forgot it has the<br />

scariest f*cking ending of any<br />

movie ever made. Got the heart<br />

going, didn’t do much for the<br />

insomnia.<br />

I haven’t said much about the<br />

Phillies because I don’t want to<br />

jinx anything (they’re going to<br />

win the World Series… OOPS!)<br />

but it may be time to stop dragging<br />

out the 1980 team on alumni<br />

weekend every year. Especially<br />

now that they finally got Pete<br />

Rose in for one. It’s… it’s time.<br />

WCFA 101.5 Songs of the<br />

Week: “Sitting Still” by R.E.M.<br />

and “Annie Get Your Gun” by<br />

Squeeze. Two finer examples<br />

of the art form you’d be hardpressed<br />

to find. The Phantom DJ<br />

has been knocking it out of the<br />

park lately.<br />

Bartender of the Week: Mark<br />

Haibach who mans the coolers at<br />

Ferry Park on Big Wednesdays.<br />

He puts in about 10 miles a night<br />

running back and forth to the<br />

fridge, restocking beers, wines<br />

and canned cocktails that sit in<br />

an ice bath then glisten in the<br />

sun, sparkling beads of perspiration<br />

running down their sides…<br />

sorry. I’m just really thirsty.<br />

This is a good time for Better<br />

Call Saul to end because there ain’t<br />

no hair and make-up gonna keep<br />

these guys looking 35 years old.<br />

Unpopular Opinion of the<br />

Week: I watched the Dear Evan<br />

Hansen movie on HBO the other<br />

night and… it wasn’t bad? I never<br />

saw the musical (fun fact: the<br />

last Broadway production I was<br />

Sarah Jessica Parker in Once Upon<br />

a Mattress in 1996 and the one<br />

before that was Crazy For You in<br />

1993 and before that was nothing)<br />

so I don’t have a frame of<br />

reference, but the songs were<br />

catchy and the acting was fine.<br />

The kid playing 18-year-old Evan<br />

Hansen looks about 37, but this<br />

is the same industry that gave us<br />

40-year-old Barbra Streisand as a<br />

16-year-old in Yentl.<br />

If you’ll recall, last week I<br />

noted that I will be singing every<br />

day from August 11 to 23 (with a<br />

memorial service for my larynx<br />

on August 24). What I failed to<br />

realize is that with all my jobs<br />

combined — singing, delivering,<br />

writing, emceeing — I will be<br />

working every day from August<br />

7 to September 4. MY NEXT<br />

DAY OFF IS AFTER LABOR DAY.<br />

Just… what… why… how do<br />

these things happen? Anyway, if<br />

you see me at any time between<br />

these dates, don’t ask, just get me<br />

a Diet Coke. Or vodka.<br />

Lastly, if you’re visiting our<br />

town for the first or the fiftieth<br />

time, please bear in mind that<br />

every store and restaurant you<br />

visit is woefully understaffed<br />

and hanging by a thread, praying<br />

they make it to September where<br />

they can take a bit of a breather.<br />

So, don’t yell at hostesses and<br />

cashiers for things they have<br />

no control over. And if you’re a<br />

cashier or hostess, bear in mind<br />

we’re less than a month away<br />

from Locals’ Summer. Try not to<br />

kill anyone before we get there.<br />

’Til next week, don’t get<br />

caught in The Undertow.


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Open Mon-Fri 3-9<br />

and sat-sun 12-9<br />

open for indoor dining<br />

plus outdoor dining or...<br />

Book one of our Fabulous<br />

nostalgic trailers at Resy.com<br />

takeout available Sun-Fri.<br />

Call 609-770-8479 or<br />

place your order online.<br />

110 Sunset Boulevard • 609-770-8479 • exitzero.com<br />

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Join us for daily<br />

live music 5-9


8/2: National Night Out<br />

At Cape May Convention Hall<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

Chrissy, Mike, Riley, Nash<br />

GREAT STEAKS<br />

AND SEAFOOD<br />

DOLLAR OYSTERS<br />

Mon, Wed, Thu 4-6pm<br />

At the bar<br />

The ONLY place left offering this<br />

deal! Get them while they last!<br />

Ed, Tom, Calvin<br />

LIVE MUSIC<br />

Thu 7-10pm<br />

HAPPY HOUR<br />

Mon, Wed, Thu, Fri 4-6pm<br />

$2 off all Draft Beers,<br />

Glass Wines & Spirits<br />

OPEN FOR DINNER WED-MON<br />

Owen, Aria, Leah, Amy<br />

615 LAFAYETTE STREET, CAPE MAY<br />

609-884-2111 • oysterbayrestaurant.com<br />

August 11, 2022 EXIT ZERO Page 23


FREE SUMMER CONCERT SERIES<br />

Wednesdays, thru August 31 at 5:30pm<br />

FREE MOVIES ON THE GREEN<br />

August 15 & 22 at sundown<br />

YOGA & TAI CHI ON THE GREEN<br />

Yoga Tuesdays at 6pm & Sunday at 9:30am<br />

Tai Chi Thursdays at 1pm, thru October 30<br />

Karen Manette Bosna — $10 per class<br />

CAFE 64<br />

is open daily for<br />

eats & drinks!<br />

visitferrypark.com<br />

Cold Drinks • Fresh Food<br />

Li ve Music • Bay Views<br />

Come visit the Filling Station's new<br />

waterfront sibling! Open 3-9 daily!<br />

Open Daily visitferrypark.com 609-551-4209<br />

Open Daily visitferrypark.com 609-551-4209<br />

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Prime Meats, Coastal Cuisine<br />

& Really Sexy Cocktails<br />

“The menus were surprisingly creative, delicious and witty.<br />

Every bite was better than the next.” stephanie vogel<br />

“Exceptional view, delicious cocktails, and scrumptious food.<br />

Adding this to the date-night rotation.” samantha ashley<br />

“Honestly the best steak I have ever eaten.” john cooke<br />

“The drink menu here is both unique and inventive... the<br />

tenderest, most flavorful bone-in steak I’ve had. Think filet<br />

with 1,000% more flavor.” martin van walsum<br />

Serving dinner from 5-9 Wed - Sun • Reservations recommended Fri + Sat<br />

Cape May Ferry Terminal • 609-551-4209 or reserve on resy.com<br />

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THE ULTIMATE CAPE MAY FOOD & DRINK GUIDE<br />

What You Need To<br />

Know About The<br />

Food And The Vibe<br />

Meals<br />

Served<br />

Price Of<br />

Entrées<br />

Bar Or<br />

BYOB?<br />

Should I<br />

Book?<br />

Food For<br />

Kids?<br />

Other<br />

Details<br />

BEACH PLUM BAKERY AND CAFE<br />

484 W. Perry Street, Cape May<br />

(609)770-8261<br />

www.caperesorts.com<br />

Enjoy fresh, farm-to-table bakery items along with<br />

La Colombe coffee drinks. Start the morning with<br />

delicious sweet breads, muffins, scones and cookies.<br />

B<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

N/A NO YES<br />

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BEACH PLUM FARM<br />

140 Stevens Street, Cape May<br />

(609) 602-0128<br />

www.beachplumfarmcapemay.com<br />

Enjoy the quiet beauty of this 62-acre farm in West<br />

Cape May and then indulge in the farm-to-table<br />

treats for breakfast or lunch. The soups, salads,<br />

sandwiches and juices are excellent.<br />

B, L, D<br />

VARIES<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

BYOB NO YES<br />

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U<br />

THE BLUE PIG TAVERN<br />

200 Congress Place, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-8422<br />

www.caperesorts.com/bluepigtavern<br />

Check out why Congress Hall’s restaurant is a favorite<br />

of locals as well as hotel guests. They serve classic<br />

tavern food for breakfast, lunch or dinner, with a<br />

choice of indoor and outdoor dining.<br />

B, L, D<br />

$17-$36<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

FULL BAR YES YES<br />

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BOAT DRINKS<br />

1200 Lincoln Boulevard, North Cape May<br />

(609) 551-4209<br />

www.visitferrypark.com/boat-drinks<br />

Relax by the docks and watch the ferry boats come<br />

and go while you enjoy cool cocktails and fresh food.<br />

Have some fun at the outdoor bar and restaurant at<br />

the Cape May ferry terminal.<br />

L, D<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

FULL BAR NO NO<br />

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THE BOILER ROOM<br />

200 Congress Place, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-8421<br />

www.caperesorts.com/boilerroom<br />

The Boiler Room has a chic industrial vibe with<br />

exposed brickwork, stainless steel table tops and a<br />

dance floor that’s often bopping. Feast upon brickoven<br />

pizza with draft beers.<br />

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$10-$16<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

FULL BAR YES YES u<br />

THE BROWN ROOM<br />

200 Congress Place, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-8422<br />

www.caperesorts.com/brownroom<br />

Congress Hall’s lounge got a very groovy, very sexy<br />

renovation. The bar was enlarged (and moved) and<br />

there are all sorts of seating nooks from which to<br />

enjoy great drinks and a great vibe.<br />

Bar Menu<br />

and<br />

Cocktails<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

FULL BAR NO NO u<br />

CAFE 64<br />

1200 Lincoln Boulevard, North Cape May<br />

(609)551-4209<br />

www.visitferrypark.com/cafe-64<br />

CAPE MAY FISH MARKET<br />

408 Washington Street, Cape May<br />

(609) 770-3790<br />

capemayfishmarket.com<br />

DELANEY’S IRISH PUB & GRILL<br />

400 Washington Street, Cape May<br />

(609) 770-8559<br />

www.delaneyscapemay.com<br />

Step inside the new eatery and retail store at the<br />

Cape May ferry terminal. Enjoy a quick meal or snack<br />

before hopping on the ferry and shop all the Exit Zero<br />

and new Ferry Park Swag!<br />

Comfy joint in the middle of the mall, featuring a raw<br />

bar, surf-n-turf entrées, sandwiches and burgers, plus<br />

outside tables for some great people-watching!<br />

As you’d expect of an Irish pub, this is the place to get<br />

Guinness and good pub grub. The burgers and meat<br />

pies have been receiving rave reviews.<br />

B, L, D<br />

L, D<br />

L, D<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

$12-$36<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

$12-$25<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC, AE, D<br />

N/A NO YES<br />

BYOB NO YES<br />

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DOGTOOTH<br />

100 East Taylor Avenue, Wildwood<br />

(609) 522-8383<br />

www.dogtoothbar.com<br />

Good food, good beer and great times! Stop in for<br />

happy hour to enjoy food and drink specials along<br />

with live music. And don’t forget to ask about their<br />

draft list for a cold one!<br />

L, D<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

FULL BAR NO YES<br />

u b<br />

H U<br />

THE EAT WELL<br />

508 Townbank Road, North Cape May<br />

(609) 600-7077<br />

www.eatwellcapemay.com<br />

Focused on community, this restaurant provides<br />

fresh homemade food made from local ingredients,<br />

including fresh-baked artisan breads.<br />

L, D<br />

$7-$17<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

BYOB NO YES<br />

b U<br />

H<br />

KEY u Onsite parking b Wheelchair accessible H Takeout available U Dog-friendly patio in season<br />

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Best Restaurant List 2021 by NJ Monthly<br />

Best Romantic Restaurant 2022 by NJ Monthly<br />

Best restaurants for summer dining at the shore by Philadelphia Inquirer’s Craig LaBan<br />

Serving dinner Wednesday - Saturday 6:30pm<br />

Live music 6-6:30pm<br />

JARDIN at THE HUGH Boutique Bed & Breakfast<br />

experience a locally sourced eco-thoughtful ten-course, pre-fixe menu<br />

with our Relais & Châteaux honed team<br />

reservations required<br />

LOCAL WINES FROM HAWK HAVEN VINEYARD<br />

thehughinn.com/jardin-restaurant<br />

653 Washington Street, Cape May | 609-435-5458<br />

Chef Michael Schultz<br />

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THE ULTIMATE CAPE MAY FOOD & DRINK GUIDE<br />

What You Need To<br />

Know About The<br />

Food And The Vibe<br />

Meals<br />

Served<br />

Price Of<br />

Entrées<br />

Bar Or<br />

BYOB?<br />

Should I<br />

Book?<br />

Food For<br />

Kids?<br />

THE EBBITT ROOM<br />

25 Jackson Street, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-5700<br />

www.caperesorts.com/ebbittroom<br />

Enjoy your meal on The Ebbitt Room porch,<br />

overlooking tree-lined Jackson Street, or take in the<br />

buzzy vibe of the dining room and bar.<br />

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$28-$38<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

FULL BAR YES NO u<br />

EL PUEBLO TAQUERIA<br />

3704 Bayshore Road, North Cape May<br />

(609) 600-3793<br />

www.elpueblotaqueria.com<br />

Located in North Cape May and their newest<br />

location on the Cape May beachfront, serving up<br />

affordable and authentic Mexican dishes made from<br />

only the freshest ingredients.<br />

L, D<br />

$9-$16<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

BYOB NO YES<br />

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E. M. HEMINGWAY’S<br />

1045 Beach Avenue, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-5611<br />

www.hemingwayscapemay.com<br />

Casual and family-friendly, E. M. Hemingway’s offers<br />

fine seafood, prime beef and excellent specials. All<br />

right across from the beachfront. Great place to<br />

watch sports, too.<br />

B, L, D<br />

$15-$38<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

FULL BAR NO YES<br />

u b<br />

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EXIT ZERO FERRY STATION<br />

1200 Lincoln Boulevard, North Cape May<br />

(609) 551-4209<br />

www.visitferrypark.com<br />

A cool vibe paired with a crazy fusion of flavors is<br />

what you can expect at the waterfront sibling of Exit<br />

Zero Filling Station.<br />

L, D<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

FULL BAR NO YES<br />

u b<br />

H U<br />

EXIT ZERO FILLING STATION<br />

110 Sunset Boulevard, Cape May<br />

(609) 770-8479<br />

www.exitzero.com<br />

Thai and Indian food, plus there are some fun<br />

American dishes, too and great burgers. Enjoy drafts<br />

and cans from Cape May Brewing Co plus some<br />

seriously crafty cocktails.<br />

L, D<br />

$15-$29<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,AE, D<br />

FULL BAR NO YES<br />

u b<br />

H U<br />

FINS BAR & GRILLE<br />

142 Decatur Street, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-3449<br />

www.finscapemay.com<br />

Inside, enjoy the exciting maritime-themed decor<br />

inside. Outside, you can enjoy eating out in the<br />

middle of Decatur Street, under the canopy.<br />

L, D<br />

$17-$37<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

FULL BAR NO YES<br />

b<br />

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5 WEST PUB<br />

3729 Bayshore Road, North Cape May<br />

(609) 889-7000<br />

www.5westpub.com<br />

410 BANK STREET<br />

410 Bank Street, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-2127<br />

www.c410bankstreet.com<br />

This hotspot is a gastropub from the owners of Tisha’s.<br />

Here you’ll enjoy the same high-quality food and<br />

high-quality service, in a relaxed atmosphere.<br />

Enjoy French New Orleans cuisine with a Caribbean<br />

flair inside this historic 1840 Carriage house. Choose<br />

from seafood, steaks and other culinary creations from<br />

their carefully curated menu.<br />

L, D<br />

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$6-$20<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

FULL BAR NO YES<br />

u b<br />

H U<br />

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GEORGE’S PLACE<br />

3001 Beach Avenue, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-6088<br />

www.kararestaurantgroup.com<br />

This local legend of an eatery serves up their signature<br />

breakfast items, mouth-watering lunches and<br />

generous dinners all in a welcoming and relaxed<br />

environment.<br />

B, L, D<br />

$8-$27<br />

CASH ONLY<br />

BYOB NO YES b H<br />

GRANA BYOB<br />

413 S. Broadway, Cape May<br />

granabyob.com<br />

Chef Carl Messick has taken over what was once<br />

Godmother’s and transformed it into a relaxed, finedining<br />

restaurant. Exquisite dishes featuring seasonal<br />

and sustainable ingredients. Opening soon!<br />

D<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

BYOB YES NO b<br />

HARBOR VIEW<br />

954 Ocean Drive<br />

(609) 884-5444<br />

www.harborviewcapemay.com<br />

A locals’ favorite for a reason. There’s a Key West vibe,<br />

good food, regular entertainment, and the views are<br />

spectacular.<br />

L, D<br />

$6-$30<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC<br />

FULL BAR NO YES<br />

u b<br />

H U<br />

KEY u Onsite parking b Wheelchair accessible H Takeout available U Dog-friendly patio in season<br />

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THE ULTIMATE CAPE MAY FOOD & DRINK GUIDE<br />

What You Need To<br />

Know About The<br />

Food And The Vibe<br />

Meals<br />

Served<br />

Price Of<br />

Entrées<br />

Bar Or<br />

BYOB?<br />

Should I<br />

Book?<br />

Food For<br />

Kids?<br />

HARPOONS ON THE BAY<br />

91 Beach Drive, North Cape May<br />

(609) 886-5529<br />

www.harpoonsonthebay.com<br />

HARRY’S OCEAN BAR AND GRILLE<br />

1025 Beach Avenue, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-2779<br />

www.harryscapemay.com<br />

ICCARA ITALIAN BISTRO<br />

311 Mansion Street, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-0200<br />

www.iccaracapemay.com<br />

JARDIN<br />

653 Washington Street, Cape May<br />

(609) 435-5458<br />

www.thehughinn.com/jardin-restaurant<br />

JERSEY GIRL<br />

3601 Atlantic Avenue, Wildwood<br />

(609) 523-1800<br />

www.jerseygirlkitchen.com<br />

JOE’S FISH CO.<br />

2501 Boardwalk, Wildwood<br />

(609) 729-3700<br />

www.moreyspiers.com<br />

JUMBO’S<br />

3501 Boardwalk, Wildwood<br />

(609) 729-3700<br />

www.moreyspiers.com<br />

THE LOBSTER HOUSE<br />

Fisherman’s Wharf, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-8296<br />

www.thelobsterhouse.com<br />

THE LOOKOUT<br />

1200 Lincoln Boulevard, North Cape May<br />

(609) 551-4209<br />

www.visitferrypark.com/the-lookout<br />

LOUISA’S CAFE<br />

104 Jackson Street, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-5882<br />

www.louisascapemay.com<br />

LUCKY BONES<br />

1200 Route 109, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-BONE<br />

www.luckybonesgrill.com<br />

A little slice of paradise on the bay, enjoy dishes<br />

with Caribbean flair, listen to a few jam bands and<br />

watch spectacular sunsets while sipping a cocktail or<br />

domestic draft.<br />

This year brings new ownership to the beachfront<br />

restaurant and bar. Rooftop dining, live music, fresh<br />

local seafood and signature orange crushes — the<br />

fun awaits!<br />

Just steps from the Washington Street Mall, Iccara<br />

Italian Bistro & Seafood brings you the fresh flavors of<br />

Italy in a charming, welcoming atmosphere.<br />

Enjoy an eco-mindful and restorative dining<br />

experience. This restaurant stewards the earthforward<br />

approach using hyper-local ingredients to<br />

serve delicious seasonal dishes.<br />

A Jersey Shore classic serving brunch and dinner.<br />

Visit their full bar mixing up specialty Jersey-themed<br />

cocktails, craft beer, and much more. Enjoy indoor<br />

and outdoor dining with an expanded patio.<br />

Offering fresh seafood and a variety of burgers,<br />

sandwiches, salads and apps. Make sure to grab a<br />

stool upstairs overlooking Surfside Pier and enjoy<br />

local craft beer and signature cocktails.<br />

Enjoy reimagined boardwalk classics in a family<br />

friendly outdoor atmosphere overlooking the<br />

Wildwood beaches and Mariner’s Pier.<br />

Take-out, fish market, restaurant, raw bar, breakfast,<br />

dinner... The Lobster House has it all. Drinks on the<br />

Schooner American before dinner is a must-do Cape<br />

May experience.<br />

Enjoy wicked waterfront sunset views, delicacies from<br />

land and sea, handcrafted cocktails and really good<br />

wines, located on the second floor of the Cape May<br />

ferry terminal.<br />

The menu features all regional fare including fish,<br />

vegetables, fruits and herbs from Beach Plum Farm<br />

and other New Jersey farms. They also offer some fun<br />

sweets next door at the Chocolate Shop.<br />

A huge hit and locals’ favorite for a reason. Excellent<br />

food (the thin-crust pizzas are excellent), great bar<br />

vibe and service. Lucky Bones gets it right every time.<br />

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$5-$48.50<br />

Cards:<br />

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AE, D<br />

Cards:<br />

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FULL BAR NO YES<br />

FULL BAR NO YES<br />

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$6-$25<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

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FULL BAR<br />

For tables<br />

of eight or<br />

less<br />

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KEY u Onsite parking b Wheelchair accessible H Takeout available U Dog-friendly patio in season<br />

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New Show At SOMA<br />

The NewArt Gallery announces fourth art exhibition of the 2022 season<br />

SOMA NewArt Gallery announces its<br />

fourth art exhibition of the 2022 season,<br />

featuring three regional solo artists.<br />

“Things I Saw on the Way to the<br />

Beach” by Rye Tippett, “Within Reach”<br />

by Sharon Cosgrove and “The Venus File” by<br />

Richard Samuelson will be on display August<br />

20 to September 18.<br />

Tippett received his formal training in<br />

illustration and design at the Art Institute<br />

of Philadelphia and works in an oil glazing<br />

technique using thin layers of color in a wash<br />

over a toned under painting. Cosgrove is an<br />

award-winning artist whose work explores<br />

classic themes of time, nature, balance and<br />

stillness. Samuelson uses traditional and digital<br />

techniques together into what seems to be a<br />

deep and true creative partnership in his work.<br />

Art lovers are invited to attend an Opening<br />

Artist Reception on Saturday, August 20 from<br />

6 to 9pm. SOMA is located at 31 Perry Street<br />

in Carpenters Square Mall, Cape May. For<br />

more information, please contact the gallery by<br />

emailing stevesomagallery@gmail.com.<br />

“The Feral” by Rye Tippett and more can be seen at the gallery beginning August 20.<br />

August 11, 2022 EXIT ZERO Page 31


THE ULTIMATE CAPE MAY FOOD & DRINK GUIDE<br />

What You Need To<br />

Know About The<br />

Food And The Vibe<br />

Meals<br />

Served<br />

Price Of<br />

Entrées<br />

Bar Or<br />

BYOB?<br />

Should I<br />

Book?<br />

Food For<br />

Kids?<br />

MAD BATTER<br />

19 Jackson Street, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-5970<br />

www.madbatter.com<br />

It’s the original fine dining restaurant in Cape May.<br />

The food is always creative and the breakfasts and<br />

brunches, hard to beat — hence the lines.<br />

B, L, D<br />

$26-$37<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC, AE, D<br />

FULL BAR NO YES<br />

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MAGNOLIA ROOM<br />

301 Howard Street, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-8409<br />

www.chalfonte.com/the-magnolia-room<br />

Old-fashioned southern cuisine providing ultimate<br />

comfort inside the historic Chalfonte Hotel. Eat inside<br />

or on the veranda — there’s nothing more Southern<br />

than spending the evening in a rocking chair.<br />

B, D<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC, AE, D<br />

FULL BAR YES YES<br />

b<br />

H<br />

MARIO’S PIZZA<br />

Washington Commons<br />

(609) 884-0085<br />

www.mariosofcapemay.com<br />

Homemade specialties and secret sauces, from classic<br />

pizza (using homemade dough daily) to paninis, garlic<br />

knots and pasta dishes.<br />

L, D<br />

$6-$20<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

BYOB NO YES<br />

u b<br />

H U<br />

MAYER’S TAVERN<br />

894 3rd Avenue, Cape May<br />

(609) 435-5078<br />

www.mayerstavern.com<br />

The legendary harborfront dive bar reopened with<br />

a smart renovation undertaken by the Laudeman<br />

family. But the character remains, along with those<br />

fried scallops.<br />

D<br />

$15-$19<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC, AE, D<br />

FULL BAR NO YES<br />

u b<br />

H<br />

MUDHEN<br />

127 W. Rio Grande Avenue, Wildwood<br />

(609) 846-7918<br />

www.mudhenbrew.com<br />

Sip on craft beers inside this rustic brewpub while<br />

enjoying delicious and casual fare including their<br />

BBQ smokehouse menu, juicy burgers and specialty<br />

mac-and-cheese dishes. Great outdoor space!<br />

L, D<br />

$14-$35<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

FULL BAR NO YES<br />

u b<br />

H U<br />

OCEAN VIEW<br />

Beach and Grant Avenues, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-3772<br />

www.oceanviewrestaurant.com<br />

A large and very reliable menu. Classic diner food,<br />

oversized portions, and very reasonably priced. A<br />

locals’ favorite for a reason.<br />

B, L<br />

$9-$30<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC, AE, D<br />

BYOB NO YES<br />

u b<br />

H<br />

OUT THERE COFFEE<br />

315 Ocean Street, Cape May<br />

www.outtherecoffee.com<br />

Start every morning with their home-roasted coffee,<br />

super-food lattes, gluten free baked goods and<br />

varieties of toasts and frozen drinks.<br />

Pastries,<br />

toast and<br />

snacks<br />

$5-$10<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC, AE, D<br />

N/A NO YES<br />

b<br />

H U<br />

OYSTER BAY<br />

615 Lafayette Street, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-2111<br />

www.oysterbayrestaurant.com<br />

Eat in the lovely, airy dining room or in the adjoining<br />

bar area with a fun vibe. There’s also a daily bar<br />

menu, happy hour, great martinis and classic,<br />

generous dishes.<br />

D<br />

$12-$29<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC, AE, D<br />

FULL BAR YES YES<br />

u b<br />

H<br />

PEACE PIE<br />

326 Carpenter’s Lane, Cape May<br />

(609) 435-5321<br />

www.peacepieworld.com<br />

Enjoy gourmet ice-cream sandwiches and signature<br />

Peace Pie squares made with your favorite flavors of<br />

ice cream.<br />

Dessert<br />

$6<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC, AE, D<br />

N/A NO YES<br />

b<br />

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PETER SHIELDS INN<br />

1301 Beach Avenue, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-9090<br />

www.petershieldsinn.com<br />

The Georgian Revival mansion is magnificent and<br />

the modern American menu matches it all the way.<br />

Bring your own favorite wine for a singular dining<br />

experience on the beachfront.<br />

D<br />

$22-$39<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC, D<br />

BYOB YES NO H<br />

PIER HOUSE<br />

1317 Beach Avenue, Cape May<br />

(609) 898-2244<br />

www.capemaylamer.com<br />

This chic, airy restaurant, steps from the beach, is<br />

housed in La Mer Beachfront Resort, serving up<br />

Mediterranean-influenced dishes. The patio is the<br />

perfect place to enjoy the ocean breezes.<br />

B, L, D<br />

$12-$48<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC, AE, D<br />

FULL BAR YES YES<br />

u b<br />

H<br />

KEY u Onsite parking b Wheelchair accessible H Takeout available U Dog-friendly patio in season<br />

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The Movie Column<br />

By arts columnist Tom Sims<br />

Let’s start with a full disclosure. I dabble<br />

in the stock market. I’ll buy a couple<br />

shares here, a few there. I’m no<br />

Warren Buffet, but it’s like betting on<br />

a horse race. Oh no…I just lost the<br />

animal welfare readers, right? I’m sorry but<br />

when you can get 80-to-one odds on a horse,<br />

and win…well, I’m in.<br />

Okay enough about that. Back to the full<br />

disclosure. Just yesterday, I bought a couple<br />

shares of Netflix. Look up the value and do<br />

the math… it wasn’t cheap (but it wasn’t way<br />

too expensive either). And full disclaimer now<br />

too! I’m not and never will be a stock advisor!<br />

Nothing I say about stocks would (or should)<br />

be taken seriously. When EF Hutton talks,<br />

people listen. When I talk about investments,<br />

people need to take that with a proverbial<br />

grain of salt.<br />

So why am I saying all of this, and how<br />

does this even remotely have to do with a<br />

movie review? Let’s start with a preview.<br />

Netflix has some seriously anticipated<br />

releases coming soon. Lost Ollie is an animated<br />

feature that might compare to Toy Story.<br />

That’s a big deal coming from a guy who puts<br />

the Toy Story franchise in his top ten movies of<br />

all freakin’ time!<br />

Another ambitious film Netflix is releasing<br />

is a take on the Pinocchio story as told by<br />

Oscar winning director Guillermo del Toro.<br />

Let’s talk Oscar while we’re at it. Seventeen<br />

Netflix originals have gotten nearly 100 Oscar<br />

nominations over only a few years. Feature<br />

films, documentaries, shorts… you name it.<br />

Netflix is a solid corporation that’s not<br />

going anywhere. Subscriptions are down on<br />

the streaming side of their business. That’s<br />

what likely caused their stock prices to plummet,<br />

making my purchase even possible.<br />

They’re trying to tighten up on those subscriptions.<br />

Hey, my kids use my account to<br />

watch Netflix, and we don’t live in the same<br />

household. Yikes, I hope Netflix isn’t reading<br />

this. Don’t come after me!<br />

But what about the studio side? After I<br />

saw the trailers mentioned and recent movies<br />

like Hustle, I looked to see what was in the<br />

pipeline of new movies coming out in 2022.<br />

What a long list! They’ll get their subscription<br />

side under control, but the studio is fired up!<br />

So, is Netflix a longshot? Isn’t everything? I’m<br />

hoping to see great things.<br />

We haven’t done a prize drawing in a<br />

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THE ULTIMATE CAPE MAY FOOD & DRINK GUIDE<br />

What You Need To<br />

Know About The<br />

Food And The Vibe<br />

Meals<br />

Served<br />

Price Of<br />

Entrées<br />

Bar Or<br />

BYOB?<br />

Should I<br />

Book?<br />

Food For<br />

Kids?<br />

PIGDOG BEACH BAR<br />

3501 Boardwalk, Wildwood<br />

(609) 729-3700<br />

www.moreyspiers.com<br />

POPPI’S<br />

4709 New Jersey Avenue, Wildwood<br />

(609) 600-3964<br />

www.poppisbrickoven.com<br />

PROVENCE<br />

2 North Main Street, CM Court House<br />

(609) 884-4948<br />

www.provencecapemay.com<br />

QUINCY’S LOBSTER ROLLS<br />

320 Washington Street, Cape May<br />

(609) 600-3571<br />

www.quincysoriginal.com<br />

RIO STATION<br />

3505 Route 9 South, Rio Grande<br />

(609) 889-2000<br />

www.riostation.com<br />

RUSTY NAIL<br />

205 Beach Avenue, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-0017<br />

www.caperesorts.com<br />

SALTWATER CAFE<br />

1231 NJ-109<br />

(609) 884-2403<br />

www.saltwatercafecapemay.com<br />

SAPORE ITALIANO<br />

416 South Broadway, West Cape May<br />

(609) 600-1422<br />

www.saporeitalianorestaurant.com<br />

SEASALT<br />

1035 Beach Avenue, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-7000<br />

www.capemayoceanclubhotel.com<br />

SHAMONE<br />

200 Congress Place, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-8421<br />

www.kararestaurantgroup.com<br />

STUBBORN BROTHERS<br />

2701 Boardwalk, Wildwood<br />

(609) 729-3700<br />

www.moreyspiers.com<br />

It’s family friendly, dog friendly and the best BBQ spot<br />

on the beach. The beach bar offers games for everyone<br />

to enjoy and serves up cool summer cocktails and a<br />

range of domestic and imports.<br />

Enjoy their old-world recipes in a relaxed atmosphere<br />

with rustic charm. They select the finest local ingredients<br />

for each dish and welcome your family to be a<br />

part of their family.<br />

Experience exquisite French cuisine that can only be<br />

described as a beautifully choreographed synergy of<br />

food, flavors and techniques, plated with undeniable<br />

flair and whimsey.<br />

Bringing a little taste of New England to Cape May.<br />

Indulge in classic lobster rolls, lobster salads, crab<br />

rolls and other quick-bite favorites at either of their<br />

locations including Beach Avenue.<br />

New owners Bill and Megan Bumbernick bring their<br />

restaurant chops all the way from the Surfing Pig in<br />

North Wildwood to the Rio. They’ll continue serving<br />

excellent food with the same friendly service.<br />

Beachfront dining at its coolest. Grab a spot in the<br />

sand, gather around the firepit, or sit at their indoor<br />

or outdoor bar while you feast on seriously good eats<br />

and drinks.<br />

Take in wonderful views of the waterfront while you<br />

enjoy delicious breakfast and lunch options on the<br />

harbor.<br />

Located in a magnificent Victorian mansion, with<br />

plenty of outdoor dining, and the food does it justice.<br />

Excellent Italian food and a lovely family-style<br />

ambience.<br />

Inspired by the ocean, and just steps away, this<br />

beachfront restaurant’s menu focuses on locally<br />

sourced seafood and signature craft cocktails.<br />

Take pleasure in an unlimited brunch or a 15-course<br />

tasting menu for dinner at Cape May’s only tapasstyle<br />

restaurant!<br />

This spot is great for the whole family to come eat,<br />

drink, laugh, and settle their family disputes. Enjoy<br />

ocean views, great food and ice-cold brews on the<br />

boardwalk.<br />

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V, MC, AE, D<br />

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Cards:<br />

V, MC, AE, D<br />

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V, MC, AE, D<br />

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V, MC, AE, D<br />

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Cards:<br />

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KEY u Onsite parking b Wheelchair accessible H Takeout available U Dog-friendly patio in season<br />

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Joe<br />

Canal’s<br />

OF CAPE MAY<br />

DISCOUNT Liquor Outlet<br />

Visit joe-canals.com - click on Cape May location<br />

to place orders for curbside pickup.<br />

918 RTE 9, CAPE MAY @ END OF PARKWAY • 609-884-7676<br />

& RIO GRANDE @ 1613 RTE 47 SOUTH • 609-886-9786<br />

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THE ULTIMATE CAPE MAY FOOD & DRINK GUIDE<br />

What You Need To<br />

Know About The<br />

Food And The Vibe<br />

Meals<br />

Served<br />

Price Of<br />

Entrées<br />

Bar Or<br />

BYOB?<br />

Should I<br />

Book?<br />

Food For<br />

Kids?<br />

TACO CABALLITO TEQUILERIA<br />

429 Beach Avenue, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-4800<br />

www. tacocaballitotequileria.com<br />

Formerly Cabanas Beach Bar & Grille, their reinvented<br />

concept lets you enjoy authentic Mexican dishes and<br />

handcrafted margaritas made with artisanal tequilas.<br />

L, D<br />

$10-$18<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC, AE, D<br />

FULL BAR NO YES<br />

b<br />

H U<br />

TISHA’S<br />

318 Washington Street Mall, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-9119<br />

www.tishasfinedining.com<br />

This local favorite serves delicious food for lunch and<br />

dinner. And they have a pet-firendly patio too. Check<br />

out their sister restaurant, 5 West Pub, too.<br />

B, L, D<br />

$18-$35<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC, AE, D<br />

BYOB YES YES b U<br />

TOMMY’S FOLLY CAFE<br />

200 Congress Place, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-6566<br />

www.caperesorts.com<br />

Filled with everything you need to keep you going<br />

all day long. Enjoy fresh-brewed La Colombe coffee,<br />

specialty drinks and an assortment of baked goods<br />

and breakfast paninis.<br />

B, D<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC, AE, D<br />

BYOB NO YES<br />

b<br />

H<br />

THE UGLY MUG<br />

426 Washington Street Mall, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-3459<br />

A Cape May legend. Inside, you’ll enjoy a classic<br />

pub atmosphere. Outside, it’s a great spot for<br />

people watching. Check their ad for upcoming live<br />

entertainment.<br />

L, D<br />

$12-$25<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC, AE, D<br />

FULL BAR NO YES b H<br />

UNCLE BILL’S PANCAKE HOUSE<br />

Beach Avenue and Perry, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-7199<br />

Reliably good food — there is a reason why people<br />

wait in line. You can sit outside with ocean and beach<br />

views — and dine with your dog if the weather is<br />

nice.<br />

B, L<br />

$4-$9<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC, AE, D<br />

BYOB NO YES<br />

u b<br />

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UNION PARK<br />

Beach Avenue and Howard Street<br />

(609) 884-8811<br />

www.unionparkdiningroom.com<br />

Fine dining in a classic old hotel, where both the<br />

decor and the food are inspired. Voted one of the<br />

best restaurants in the state by New Jersey Monthly<br />

magazine.<br />

D<br />

$18-$35<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC, AE<br />

BYOB YES YES<br />

u b<br />

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VIGGIANO’S ON SUNSET<br />

109 Sunset Blvd, West Cape May<br />

(609) 435-5026<br />

www.viggianosbyob.com<br />

A new family-friendly Italian restaurant, from the<br />

same owners as the popular Conshocken restaurant.<br />

Expect classic Italian food done right and a welcome<br />

as hearty as the pasta dishes.<br />

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$15-$45<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC, AE, D<br />

BYOB YES YES<br />

u b<br />

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VINCENZO’S LITTLE ITALY<br />

3704 Bayshore Road, North Cape May<br />

(609) 889-6610<br />

www.vincenzoslittleitaly.com<br />

VINTAGE<br />

1048 Washington Street<br />

609-224-6064<br />

www.capemaymac.org<br />

WASHINGTON INN<br />

801 Washington Street, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-5697<br />

www.washingtoninn.com<br />

If you want to bring the family for a fine and fun<br />

Italian meal, look no further. The kids will love it.<br />

Excellent pasta dishes, and they’ve recently expanded<br />

their pizzeria.<br />

The newest addition to the grounds of the Emlen<br />

Physick Estate. Cape May MAC partnered with the<br />

folks behind George’s Place to create a modern,<br />

eclectic and delicious dining experience.<br />

Superb gourmet food, and a cool-but-cozy bar. Check<br />

out an amazing wine list of over 10,000 bottles;<br />

they’ve got the largest wine cellar in South Jersey.<br />

L, D<br />

BRUNCH, D<br />

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$10-$31<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

$9-$43<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC,<br />

AE, D<br />

$18-$34<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC, AE, D<br />

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YOUNGER BROTHER<br />

314 Beach Avenue, Cape May<br />

(609) 898-2009<br />

www.kararestaurantgroup.com<br />

Another fine eating experience from the Kara Group.<br />

Enjoy brunch and dinner in this cozy beachfront<br />

eatery. Their lobster brunch is one of the more<br />

innovative menu creations in town.<br />

BRUNCH, D<br />

$14-$42<br />

Cards:<br />

V, MC, AE, D<br />

BYOB YES NO b H<br />

KEY u Onsite parking b Wheelchair accessible H Takeout available U Dog-friendly patio in season<br />

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8/6: Santa’s Fish Fry And Beer Garden At Backyard Park<br />

Melissa, Trip<br />

Steve, Marcus, Jeannie<br />

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8/6: Santa’s Fish Fry And Beer Garden At Backyard Park<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

Tom and Tim of Slacktide Brewing Company<br />

Teresa, Loren, Erin, Carol<br />

Grandparents<br />

Krista, Rick, Jane, Frank<br />

Sue, Ben<br />

Ablance, Rick<br />

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8/6: Santa’s Fish Fry And Beer Garden At Backyard Park<br />

Steve of Ledwon’s Hot Sauce<br />

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Bird Droppings<br />

Dispatches from the nation’s birdwatching capital… by Seymore Thanu<br />

My neighbor Peter, a ranger<br />

at Corson’s Inlet State Park,<br />

informed me the other day that<br />

Sanderling were back on the<br />

beaches. Visitors know them as<br />

“sandpipers,” and delight in their wave-chasing<br />

antics. Most assume the birds nest here.<br />

Wrong on two counts. The birds breed in<br />

the High Arctic, and they deposit their eggs<br />

in shallow scrapes on the tundra. So, what<br />

are they doing here, now? Migrating. Nesting<br />

season is done for the year, these adults,<br />

still showing traces of rust-colored breeding<br />

plumage about the head and neck are heading<br />

south. Some will remain here for the winter;<br />

others may travel to the tip of South America.<br />

What determines which birds stay<br />

and which move on? Nobody knows, but<br />

Sanderlings have one of the longest and narrowest<br />

longitudinal wintering ranges on the<br />

planet, relegated as they are to sandy beaches<br />

from Long Island to Tierra del Fuego. These<br />

early arrivals are failed breeders, birds that<br />

failed to find mates or whose nesting effort<br />

ended in failure. In the Arctic, there is no time<br />

for second chances. A failed effort means<br />

an early ticket south. Next to arrive are successful<br />

breeders, one of the adult pairs. With<br />

young able to fend for themselves shortly after<br />

hatching, there is no need for both adults to<br />

guard the kids from predators. One of these<br />

pugnacious birds is enough to guard the kids<br />

from foxes, falcons and jaegers. Ma or pa<br />

call the alarm and the kids freeze, defeating<br />

hunting eyes with their cryptic natal plumage<br />

which will be replaced by fully functional<br />

feathers in time for young to start south in<br />

August. How they know where to go and<br />

when to stop is a mystery. But this staggered<br />

migration means that adults and young can<br />

use the same migratory stop-over sites and<br />

not compete for food. So, as you marvel at<br />

these tireless bundles of energy racing along<br />

the beach, now you have just one more marvel<br />

to contemplate. Imagine flying nonstop from<br />

Baffin Island and still have energy to race<br />

down the beach.<br />

As much a part of the shore experience as<br />

surf and salt laden air, the birds of the Jersey<br />

shore continue to delight our senses, kindle<br />

our imaginations, and serve as subjects on<br />

coasters, place mats, dish towels and lamp<br />

shades. So, the next time you contemplate<br />

those tiny sandpipers, appreciate them for<br />

the wonders they are, birds whose wings knit<br />

hemispheres and grace us with their presence<br />

for a few weeks every summer as they travel to<br />

and from the ends of the earth.<br />

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7/30: Around 9:30pm<br />

At Harpoons On The Bay<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

Sweet<br />

LOUISA’S CHOCOLATE BAR<br />

Open from 11am Tuesday-Sunday<br />

609-884-5519 • 106 Jackson Street<br />

Jody, Carly, Sarah<br />

Books... your best friend<br />

Amy’s birthday party celebration<br />

Cape Atlantic<br />

Book Company<br />

OPEN @ 10am<br />

City Centre Mall 2nd floor<br />

Washington Street Mall, Cape May<br />

609-846-7688 • capeatlanticbookco.com<br />

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Jessie, Jackie, Connie visiting from California


7/30: Around 9:30pm<br />

At Harpoons On The Bay<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

CAPE MAY’S LANDMARK JEWELER<br />

Say it with a Diamond!<br />

Chris, Pat, Suzette<br />

Not your grandmother’s jewelry<br />

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Happy 60th Jack Kelley & family<br />

CROSSWORD SOLUTION<br />

Cousins weekend<br />

15. Vacation<br />

16. Sunburn<br />

18. Camping<br />

DOWN<br />

1. Sandcastle<br />

3. Grease<br />

4. Alice Cooper<br />

6. Watermelon<br />

8. Aloe<br />

9. Temperature<br />

12. Sweating<br />

13. Weddings<br />

14. The Drifters<br />

ACROSS<br />

1. Sunscreen<br />

2. Swimming<br />

5. Dolphins<br />

7. Cake<br />

10. Breeze<br />

11. The Beach Boys<br />

17. Air Conditioner<br />

19. Hot Fun<br />

20. Gardening<br />

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7/30: Around 9:30pm At Harpoons On The Bay<br />

Scott, John<br />

Live music!<br />

Kelly, Jillian<br />

Zack<br />

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324 Carpenter’s Lane<br />

spicecellar.net<br />

516 Carpenter’s Lane<br />

capemaypeanutbutterco.com<br />

304 Washington Street<br />

capemaycheese.com<br />

324 Carpenter’s Lane<br />

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The Activity Column<br />

Catherine Dugan’s guide to getting out there... this week, play some beach games!<br />

What do you do at the beach when<br />

you can’t be in the water? Play<br />

a game that requires only the<br />

“equipment” you can find on the<br />

beach. No cost, no carry — just a<br />

little ingenuity and a lot of competition.<br />

Though we evolved to rely on cooperation,<br />

humans also thrive on competition. It’s said<br />

that we invented racing when we realized we<br />

didn’t have to outrun the lioness, just the other<br />

people running from her. My father always<br />

asserted that the Irish invented competitive<br />

athletics, citing the Tailteann Games of 1600<br />

BCE as evidence. The Tailteann Games were<br />

funeral rites to mark the passing of important<br />

people. The first day — or group of days,<br />

depending on the importance of the deceased<br />

— was a day of mourning; the second, a day<br />

of governance; and the third, a series of mental<br />

and physical challenges, mostly involving<br />

running. (The Egyptians probably held a similar<br />

festival 1000 years before the Irish, and<br />

there was a little thing called the Olympics<br />

over in Greece, but let’s not let facts get in<br />

the way of my father’s stories.) Held in late<br />

July, the Tailteann Games also featured songs,<br />

stories, and an ancient version of “Married at<br />

First Sight” — a mass marriage of people who<br />

just met, who pledged to live together for a<br />

year. After that, if they didn’t suit, each was<br />

free to choose another partner.<br />

You don’t need to make that kind of commitment<br />

when you choose partners for your<br />

Beach Games. You just have to decide some<br />

basic rules. Hold a footrace by drawing start<br />

and finish lines with your toes; or set up a<br />

relay, mixing the speedy in your group with<br />

the slow. Or, when you see the dolphins, run<br />

along the sand and race them to the jetty. If<br />

you’ve got a lone kid, time her as she runs<br />

from point to point — kids usually love to<br />

beat the clock. Play a clamshell version of<br />

horseshoes — draw two circles with holes in<br />

the center about 20 feet apart, stand at the<br />

opposite circle and try to get your clamshell<br />

in the hole. Score one point for landing in<br />

the circle, two for hanging the shell on the lip<br />

of the hole, and three for getting it into the<br />

hole. Play musical “chairs” with beach towels.<br />

Draw a tic-tac-toe board in the sand. Create<br />

an obstacle course by digging a small ditch,<br />

building a small hill, and — if they are game<br />

— recruiting aunts and uncles to serve as<br />

obstacles. Draw a tightrope or a balance beam<br />

and see if your cartwheel holds up.<br />

Be considerate of other beach goers, and<br />

don’t be surprised if they want to challenge<br />

you. Have fun!<br />

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“This story entered<br />

our dreams.”<br />

—The Shore Gals<br />

Book Club<br />

7/30: Around 9:30pm<br />

At Harpoons On The Bay<br />

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7/30: Around 9:30pm<br />

At Harpoons On The Bay<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

Jeff, Christine, Denise<br />

Mary, Sue, Carol<br />

Open Every Day 10:30am-6:00pm<br />

Cape May’s Full-Service Jeweler<br />

Offering Custom Designs,<br />

Watch Batteries & Repairs<br />

Baywyn Road Girls<br />

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Shop online at trinketscapemay.com<br />

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PATRICIA<br />

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7/30: Around 9:30pm<br />

At Harpoons On The Bay<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

OPEN Friday-Saturday 12-5<br />

Creators of Cape May<br />

and Exit 0 Charms!<br />

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or sterling silver is our specialty<br />

only on-premises jewelers in the area<br />

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Churchill family<br />

ARDEN’S KIDS<br />

GIFTS & CLOTHING<br />

Brittany, Nicole, Steve<br />

OPEN DAILY<br />

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Adam, Kevin, Jim, Jacky


Cape May Wicker<br />

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Poly Outdoor Furniture<br />

Choose from Adirondack chairs & rockers,<br />

dining, counter & pub height groups.<br />

Sale ends August 31<br />

Sale is on in stock goods only.<br />

capemaywicker.net<br />

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CAPE MAY RADIO<br />

WCFA 101.5 FM<br />

is Cape May’s community<br />

radio station, owned and<br />

operated by the 501(c)(3)<br />

non-profit Center for<br />

Community Arts located in<br />

Cape May, New Jersey.<br />

7/30: Around 9:30pm<br />

At Harpoons On The Bay<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

Ava, Anthony, Joey, Grace<br />

WCFA features music and<br />

conversation, community<br />

storytelling, and local affairs<br />

programs, all produced and<br />

hosted by volunteers.<br />

Broadcasting to southern<br />

Cape May County & streaming<br />

around the world at<br />

capemayradio.org<br />

Jennifer, Michelle, Kevin, Kristin, Charlie, Maureen<br />

Schwarz family<br />

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The Answer Lady invites inquiries from<br />

gentle readers on all manner of relationship<br />

quandaries, matters of the<br />

heart and ethics. If you’d like to send<br />

a query, write to info@exitzero.us. Or,<br />

simply sit back, enjoy a cup of coffee and contemplate<br />

the wisdom herein.<br />

Dear Answer Lady<br />

My aunt, who is also my godmother, and I<br />

have always been close. For 20 years she’s been<br />

telling me I’m in her will. Not too long ago, an<br />

issue came up in the family about whether or<br />

not to sell my grandmother’s house. As my<br />

own mother died a few years ago, I am the heir<br />

as well as my aunt and my uncle. He and I want<br />

to sell the house and she does not. She has<br />

refused to sign an agreement of sale and now<br />

threatens to cut me out of the will unless I agree<br />

with her. My aunt is ridiculously sentimental<br />

about the past. Yes, she was raised in that<br />

house, but she does not live in it now. Nor will<br />

she spend any money to make it rentable. She<br />

is very wealthy, and I am wondering if I should<br />

acquiesce. What do you think? — Cornered<br />

The Answer Lady<br />

Wise answers to perplexing questions<br />

Dear Cornered<br />

The Answer Lady does not know your<br />

financial circumstances, but she cringes at this<br />

threat. Consider this, if you acquiesce, she will<br />

use it against you in every situation in which<br />

her opinion differs from her sibling or when<br />

she wants you to do something you prefer not<br />

to do. So, weigh your decision carefully. It’s not<br />

just about the house. Sounds like you need an<br />

ice cream cone at Kohr Brothers on the Mall.<br />

Dear Answer Lady<br />

My wife and I had dinner at a pretty nice<br />

restaurant, but everything was horrible except<br />

the service. We waited an hour for our meal and<br />

then my filet was overcooked, and my wife’s<br />

crab cake was miniscule for the price. The bill<br />

was unbelievably out of line with the quality of<br />

food. Now here’s where my wife and I disagree.<br />

I wanted my dissatisfaction to be reflected<br />

in the tip. I’m sorry — the tip reflects not just<br />

good service but a good experience. My wife<br />

begged me not to punish the one person who<br />

made the evening tolerable. I left 15 percent<br />

and told the server why. What would you have<br />

done? — Disgruntled Diner<br />

Dear Disgruntled<br />

It seems you reached a fair compromise.<br />

However, if you want to make your point, you<br />

should have asked to speak to the manager<br />

and threaten a Yelp review, emphasizing your<br />

lovely server paid the price. Meanwhile, erase<br />

that experience from your mind and make a<br />

reservation at a farm-to-table dinner at Beach<br />

Plum Farm.<br />

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7/30: Around 9:30pm<br />

At Harpoons On The Bay<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

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Barn Sale<br />

Sat, Aug 13 from 10am-5pm<br />

Eric, Janet, Joan, Dennis<br />

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featuring collectables, bikes,<br />

kayaks, fishing gear plus<br />

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7/30: Around 9:30pm At Harpoons On The Bay<br />

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7/30: Lauren Decker’s Baby Shower<br />

At Historic Town Bank Building<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

Shannon, Tammy, Lauren, Jackie<br />

Anna, Ashley<br />

Kathy, Tammy<br />

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August 11, 2022 EXIT ZERO Page 55


7/30: Lauren Decker’s Baby Shower At Historic Town Bank Building<br />

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7/30: Lauren Decker’s Baby Shower<br />

At Historic Town Bank Building<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

Kathy, Tammy, Lauren, Judy, Rachel<br />

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Free Summer<br />

Concert Series<br />

7/20: Reunion Of Friends At Rotary<br />

Park — Visiting For 25 Years<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

Every Wednesday at Ferry Park<br />

Gates open at 4:30<br />

Music starts at 5:30<br />

Abby, Megan, Kristen, Kristen, Kim, Julia<br />

July 6 B Street Band<br />

July 13 Danny V’s 52nd Street Band<br />

July 20 AM Gold Yacht Rock<br />

July 27 Independence Day<br />

August 3 Englishtown Project<br />

August 10 Fat Mezz<br />

Keith, Julia, Megan, Kristen, Kimberly, Kristen, Abby<br />

August 17 Legacy<br />

August 24 Sensational Soul Cruisers<br />

August 31 HunkaJunk<br />

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7/30: The Paul Gardiulo Band<br />

At End Of The Road Theater<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

Cape May’s Premiere<br />

Family Entertainment Centers<br />

Play Games, Win Prizes<br />

Patricia, Marcy<br />

Visit the new Beach Arcade<br />

Michelle, Lou, Anna Marie<br />

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609-884-7020<br />

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7/30: The Paul Gardiulo Band At End Of The Road Theater<br />

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7/30: Band Of Pirates Storm The Beaches Of Cape May<br />

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7/30: Band Of Pirates Storm The Beaches Of Cape May<br />

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7/30: Band Of Pirates Storm The Beaches Of Cape May<br />

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Enrich Your Life... Adopt An Animal<br />

Three beautiful dogs from the Cape May County Animal Shelter and Adoption Center... call 609-465-8923<br />

ARIES is a large boy who was came to the<br />

shelter when his owners could no longer keep<br />

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and attention. Tennis balls are Aries’<br />

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LUCAS is a young dog who came to the shelter<br />

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Nina loves to snuggle and has excellent leash<br />

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Enrich Your Life... Adopt An Animal<br />

Three beautiful cats from the Cape May County Animal Shelter and Adoption Center... call 609-465-8923<br />

PHEOBE came to the shelter from a hoarder<br />

house, starving and very neglected. She is a<br />

beautiful princess after her time in the shelter<br />

and ready for a new home. Pheobe would be<br />

good in a home with other cats, dogs and children.<br />

She loves attention and playing with her<br />

toys. If interested in adopting this girl, contact<br />

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TAFFY came to the shelter as one of seven<br />

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hoarder, although he meant well. The cats<br />

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to date on all vaccinations and spayed. Taffy<br />

would do well in a home with other cats.<br />

RICHIE is a sweet girl who would make the<br />

perfect house cat. She is an eight-year-old<br />

polite and gentle feline and an ideal first pet<br />

for a family. Richie is good with other cats,<br />

dogs and children. She is very friendly and<br />

loves to explore new surroundings. Richie is<br />

up to date on all vaccinations and spayed. If<br />

interested, please contact the shelter.<br />

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7/27: Queen Maysea Coronation<br />

At Cape May Convention Hall<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

815 Washington Street, Cape May<br />

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re: think Health<br />

Insurance<br />

Millennium Administrators is an<br />

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For a free quote, call 866-MHG-2489<br />

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Maya and Nikolas with their grandparents<br />

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PROPERTY PAGES<br />

Lovingly restored Victorian Beauty, half-a-block to Cape<br />

May’s finest beaches and two blocks to the popular<br />

Washington Street mall. The first floor has a classic open<br />

porch, living room, dining room, kitchen with center<br />

island, utility room and full bath.<br />

The second floor has three bedrooms and one full<br />

bath. The third floor has two more bedrooms and a full<br />

bath. This is one of the famous Stockton Row Houses<br />

built when rail was a major transportation mode to Cape<br />

May. You will love sitting on the front porch as the Cape<br />

May trolley and horse-drawn carriages slowly parade<br />

down the street. Most of the renovations to this house<br />

were completed in 2019.<br />

Listed at $2,049,000.<br />

22 GURNEY STREET, CAPE MAY<br />

Contact Bill Bezaire of Coldwell Banker Sol Needles at 609-827-3513<br />

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7/27: Queen Maysea Coronation At Cape May Convention Hall<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

Hailey, Hayden, Adonis, Chloe, Charlene, and Pam<br />

Megan, Kyle, Ella, Hayleigh<br />

Olivia, Ella, Zoe, Queen Maysea Maya, Hailey, Ava, Kendall<br />

Heather, Henry, Kendall<br />

Sasha, Briana, Maya, Yvonna<br />

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7/22: Monarch Mania At<br />

The Garrett Family Preserve<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

Lili, Andrew, Dawn, Mary<br />

BOTTOMLINE CHURCH<br />

New Jersey’s ONLY church that meets<br />

dockside at a Marina<br />

LOCATED AT UTSCH’S MARINA — D DOCK<br />

Sunday Worship Services @ 8am<br />

Come by Boat, Car, Bike or Walk<br />

All are welcome for a casual service and fellowship<br />

join us as we enjoy the creation while learning of the creator<br />

Pastor Joe Springer 609-703-0448<br />

bottomlinechurch.com • bottomlinechurch@aol.com<br />

Sam Champion, Artist Rubem Robierb, Barbra Brummer, Mayor Zack Mullock<br />

Monarch Mania!<br />

August 11, 2022 EXIT ZERO Page 75


Work with Cape May’s premier vacation rental agency and for 10 consecutive years its<br />

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Beachfront<br />

105’<br />

Frontage<br />

Bay Views<br />

Near<br />

Boardwalk<br />

Listed $4,100,000<br />

Listed $699,000<br />

Listed $1,299,999<br />

Listed $350,000<br />

301 W BEACH AVENUE,<br />

CAPE MAY<br />

65 x 140 Residential Lot<br />

Listing Agent: Mary Moore<br />

Sales Associate, 609-425-6074<br />

702 S ROUTE 9,<br />

CAPE MAY COURT HOUSE<br />

5.92 Acre Commercial Lot<br />

Listing Agent: Tai Menz,<br />

Sales Associate, 609-602-8061<br />

512 DELVIEW ROAD,<br />

CAPE MAY BEACH<br />

3 Bedrooms | 4 Baths<br />

Listing Agent: Carol Menz,<br />

Broker of Record, 609-374-0325<br />

215 E 24 th AVENUE, UNIT 6,<br />

NORTH WILDWOOD<br />

1 Bedroom | 1 Bath<br />

Listing Agent: Edward Connolly<br />

Broker Associate, 609-602-3089<br />

We’ve helped 179 Sellers sell their property since the start of 2021.<br />

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Near<br />

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5 Homes<br />

To Beach<br />

Ocean Views<br />

Listed $1,750,000<br />

Listed $279,000<br />

Listed $1,550,000<br />

Listed $648,000<br />

235 E GARFIELD AVENUE,<br />

WILDWOOD<br />

Motel Style Apartment Building<br />

Listing Agent: Bojidar Dimitrov,<br />

Broker Associate, 609-849-8339<br />

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1616 WOOLSON ROAD,<br />

VILLAS<br />

2 Bedrooms | 1 Bath<br />

Listing Agent: Kimberly Gipple,<br />

Sales Associate, 609-972-9302<br />

205 WHILLDIN AVENUE,<br />

CAPE MAY POINT<br />

3 Bedrooms | 2 Baths<br />

Listing Agent: Carol Menz,<br />

Broker of Record, 609-374-0325<br />

941 COLUMBIA AVENUE • CAPE MAY • 609-884-5005<br />

1307 BEACH AVENUE, UNIT 13<br />

CAPE MAY<br />

2 Bedrooms | 1 Bath<br />

Listing Agent: Barb McPherson,<br />

Sales Associate, 609-780-7652


TAI MENZ<br />

Sales Associate<br />

609-602-8061<br />

taimenz@<br />

coastlinerealty.com<br />

AMI MENZ<br />

Broker Associate<br />

609-425-5756<br />

ami@<br />

coastlinerealty.com<br />

The Menz Team<br />

CODY MENZ<br />

Sales Associate<br />

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Combined 28 years of experience,<br />

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KITTNER BETHEL<br />

Realtor Sales Associate<br />

2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2020, 2021<br />

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JUST LISTED! 709 ROUTE 9, SITE 661<br />

This 1991 mobile<br />

home located in<br />

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has 3 bedrooms<br />

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has additional<br />

living space with<br />

a sofa and chairs arranged for conversation or TV viewing. A<br />

large table with seating for 6 is bright with natural light as it<br />

has windows on all 3 exterior walls. The shed can store your<br />

beach equipment and bikes for summer fun. $65,000.<br />

HOLLY STEGER<br />

Realtor Sales Associate<br />

Life is short, buy<br />

the beach house!<br />

Contact me for a<br />

free Comparative<br />

Market Analysis.<br />

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2021 NJ Realtors® Circle of Excellence Sales Award® Silver<br />

2020 NJ Realtors® Circle of Excellence Sales Award® Bronze<br />

2017 NJ Realtors® Circle of Excellence Sales Award® Bronze<br />

102 SECOND AVE, CAPE MAY<br />

1500 NEW JERSEY, CAPE MAY<br />

AVAILABLE FOR RENT!<br />

BOB HARTMAN JR<br />

Realtor Sales Associate<br />

Direct 609-780-4626<br />

BobHartmanJr@CoastlineRealty.com<br />

Contact me for all your sales<br />

and rental needs!<br />

SOLD!<br />

2 Beds | 1 baths | Sleeps 6<br />

Linens, Steger Beach Service<br />

August Availability!<br />

6 Beds | 2.5 baths | Sleeps 14<br />

Linens, Ocean Views<br />

September Availability!<br />

702 Atlantic Ave, N Cape May<br />

Near the beach w/ pool!<br />

Availability for summer 2022<br />

3605 Shore Dr, Cape May Beach<br />

Bayfront | 3 Beds | 2 Baths<br />

SOLD $1,050,000<br />

Search online @ CoastlineRealty.com<br />

CAROL A. MENZ Broker/Owner gri, sres, crs, abr, sfr, rsps<br />

NJ Realtors® Circle of Excellence Award® Platinum 2015-2021<br />

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7/22: Monarch Mania At The Garrett Family Preserve<br />

Amelia, Mike<br />

Erika, Janice, Jean<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM<br />

512 Washington Mall<br />

Cape May<br />

609-884-8428<br />

cbcapemay.com<br />

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QUAINT CEDAR SHAKE VICTORIAN<br />

1011 Washington Street, Cape May<br />

Asking Price $995,000<br />

Walk to the Washington Street mall, restaurants, shops<br />

or the Physick Estate from this Victorian located on<br />

tree-lined Washington Street. This home offers two<br />

bedrooms on the second floor, one full bath on the first<br />

floor and one on the second floor. The third floor attic<br />

offers ample storage. Features include comfortable<br />

living room, dining room, eat-in kitchen, cathedral<br />

ceiling in the family room, outside deck and shed.<br />

LISTING AGENT<br />

William “Yogi” Kurtz<br />

Realtor Sales Associate<br />

609-780-6557<br />

wkurtz@cbcapemay.com<br />

EACH OFFICE IS INDEPENDENTLY OWNED AND OPERATED


7/22: Monarch Mania At The Garrett Family Preserve<br />

Mary, Sean Don, Marsha Lili, Annie<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM<br />

Book Your Rental at<br />

JerseyCapeRealty.com<br />

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739 Washington Street, Cape May<br />

JerseyCapeRealtyRentals.com<br />

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LICENSED REAL ESTATE BROKER<br />

Jersey Cape Rental Team<br />

Shannon, Lauren, Ann, Olivia, Diana<br />

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7/22: Monarch Mania At The Garrett Family Preserve<br />

Adele, Emily<br />

Mike, Debbie<br />

Loren, Sean<br />

Mike, Andrew Alicia, Judy Sandy, Michelle<br />

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512 Washington Mall<br />

Cape May<br />

609-884-8428<br />

cbcapemay.com<br />

CAPE MAY DUPLEX<br />

432 Congress Street, Cape May<br />

Asking Price $1,299,000<br />

This duplex property offers (2) two-bedroom, one<br />

bath units with almost 1,000 sq. feet of living space<br />

each. Situated on a large lot (80x100), with a twoand-a-half<br />

car garage perfect for storage of beach<br />

gear and cars. Great open, yet private back yard with<br />

room for a pool. Established rental history. Great<br />

location to the Cape May mall and beaches. There is<br />

room to add 1,225 sq. feet of living space.<br />

LISTING AGENT<br />

James McBride<br />

Sales Associate<br />

Cell 609-408-3076<br />

jim@cbapemay.com<br />

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EACH OFFICE IS INDEPENDENTLY OWNED AND OPERATED


512 Washington Mall, Cape May • 609-884-8428 • cbcapemay.com<br />

CUSTOM CAPE MAY HOME CORNER LOT 4 BLOCKS TO BEACH RESIDENTIAL VACANT LOT<br />

LARGE SINGLE-FAMILY HOME<br />

416 Congress Street,<br />

Cape May<br />

ASKING PRICE: $2,495,000<br />

4 Bedrooms / 4.5 Baths, 3 Blocks to Beach<br />

1212 Idaho Avenue,<br />

Cape May<br />

ASKING PRICE: $1,600,000<br />

3 Bedrooms / 1 Bath / Corner Lot<br />

1511 Velvento, Cape May<br />

ASKING PRICE: $1,575,000<br />

Newest subdivision in prestigious<br />

Poverty Beach section of Cape May<br />

104 Atlantic Avenue,<br />

West Cape May<br />

ASKING PRICE: $1,324,000<br />

4 Bedrooms / 2.5 Baths<br />

CAPE MAY DUPLEX<br />

NORTH WILDWOOD COTTAGE<br />

432 Congress Street,<br />

Cape May<br />

ASKING PRICE: $1,299,000<br />

4 Bedrooms / 2 Baths / 2.5 Car Garage<br />

226 W 24 th Street,<br />

North Wildwood<br />

ASKING PRICE: $469,000<br />

2 Bedrooms / 1 Bath<br />

RESIDENTIAL/COMMERCIAL<br />

PROFESSIONAL OFFICE RENTAL<br />

644 Seashore Road,<br />

Lower Township<br />

ASKING PRICE: $299,000<br />

3 Bedrooms / 2 Baths, 60’ x 300’ Lot<br />

Serving the Cape May area<br />

for 121 years for all your<br />

sale and rental needs!<br />

937 Columbia Avenue, #3,<br />

Cape May<br />

$2,400/Month<br />

1240 Sq Ft, 1 Bath, Kitchenette, Parking<br />

EACH OFFICE IS INDEPENDENTLY OWNED AND OPERATED<br />

August 11, 2022 EXIT ZERO Page 81


Jersey Cape<br />

Realty<br />

SALES & RENTALS<br />

7/22: Monarch Mania At<br />

The Garrett Family Preserve<br />

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV<br />

BUYING & SELLING<br />

WITH INTEGRITY<br />

& TRUST<br />

Heijung Park-Colameco<br />

Broker Salesperson<br />

609-602-8641<br />

515 Franklin Street,<br />

Cape May<br />

6 Beds | 4 Baths<br />

Majestic historic<br />

home in the heart<br />

of Cape May<br />

UNDER CONTRACT!<br />

Damon, Marie, Frank<br />

Jersey Cape Realty, Inc.<br />

Dolores Lanzalotti, Broker / Owner<br />

739 Washington Street, Cape May<br />

609-884-5800 www.JerseyCapeRealty.com<br />

PROPERTY MANAGEMENT & CONCIERGE SERVICE<br />

Sweet Summertime!<br />

Call us for all your summer home needs<br />

• Water on<br />

• Power washing<br />

• Window washing<br />

• Outdoor furniture setup<br />

• Spring cleaning<br />

• Maintenance/repairs<br />

• Landscaping<br />

• HVAC serviced<br />

• Service to smoke/co detectors<br />

One call does it all!<br />

1400 Texas Avenue, Unit #2, Cape May<br />

(609) 884-8444 | wkrservices.com<br />

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Joel, Karen, Nolan, Isabel<br />

Justine, Bobby and Mayor Zack Mullock


7/17: Yoga With Karen Manette Bosna On The Beach At Convention Hall<br />

Yoga on the beach!<br />

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1119 INDIANA AVE.,<br />

CAPE MAY<br />

Ryan Griffin<br />

Salesperson<br />

Direct: 609.602.5578<br />

Office: 609.884.1300<br />

FOR SALE<br />

3 BR/ 1.5 BA ranch style<br />

home positioned on a<br />

55 x 125 lot with a<br />

private rear yard.<br />

$1,095,000<br />

FOR SALE<br />

525-527 SHUNPIKE RD.,<br />

ERMA<br />

Spacious lot<br />

available in<br />

Lower Township.<br />

$425,000<br />

FOR SALE<br />

707 W. RIO GRANDE AVE.,<br />

LOWER TOWNSHIP<br />

2 BR /1 BA single family<br />

home located in a quaint<br />

marina community.<br />

$339,000<br />

RGriffin@deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />

www.deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />

UNDER<br />

CONTRACT<br />

235 W. NEW YORK AVE.,<br />

VILLAS<br />

2 BR /1 BA home within<br />

close proximity to the<br />

Delaware Bay.<br />

$249,000<br />

SOLD<br />

1018 CAPE MAY AVE.,<br />

CAPE MAY<br />

Disclosed Dual Agent<br />

Sold Price: $2,700,000<br />

1001 Lafayette St., Cape May, NJ 08204<br />

Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record<br />

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1625 Beach Ave, Unit H, Cape May<br />

2 Bedrooms | 2 Baths - $1,249,000<br />

309 Nantucket, Tranquility Park<br />

5 Bedrooms | 2 Baths - $599,900<br />

902 Ocean Dr, Canyon Club<br />

2 Bedrooms | 2 Baths - $629,000<br />

Breathtaking Beachfront Condo<br />

End unit beachfront condo with multiple<br />

decks for panoramic views of the beach!<br />

Remodeled throughout, gourmet kitchen,<br />

spacious living room and bedrooms.<br />

710 Lighthouse Ave, CM Point<br />

2 Bedrooms | 2 Baths - $1,199,000<br />

Charming Home in Quiet Neighborhood<br />

Very well maintained home! Large<br />

windows let in tons of natural light.<br />

Newer roof, windows, siding, HVAC, hot<br />

water heater, and updated kitchen.<br />

Go To<br />

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Gorgeous views! This condo features<br />

new flooring, updated kitchen, high-end<br />

finishes and plenty of amenities. Call<br />

today for your private showing.<br />

148 E Hudson Ave, Villas<br />

4 Bedrooms | 2.5 Baths - $474,000<br />

Perfect for Entertaining<br />

One of a kind home, large living room<br />

with fireplace, designer kitchen, custom<br />

built bar & cabinetry. Private yard with<br />

large deck and more! Don’t miss this one!<br />

506 Shunpike Rd, Cape May CH<br />

2 Bedrooms | 2 Baths - $575,000<br />

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213 Sivia St, North Cape May<br />

4 Bedrooms | 2 Baths - $399,900<br />

All the Bells & Whistles on 100 x 175 Lot<br />

One-of-a-kind custom home! Large<br />

bedrooms, primary bath with soaker<br />

tub. Center island in kitchen & stainless<br />

appliances. Enormous wrap-around deck.<br />

1224 Lafayette St, Cape May<br />

2 Bedrooms | 1 Bath - $725,000<br />

Cozy Home on Large Lot<br />

Dual sided wood burning stove, sunny<br />

breakfast nook, large deck surrounds<br />

the above ground pool. New roof, newer<br />

deck, a/c system and much more!<br />

Move-in Ready with Many Upgrades!<br />

Open floor living room leads into the<br />

updated kitchen. Large fenced-in yard<br />

with plenty of room for entertaining.<br />

Close to beaches, restaurants, shopping!<br />

Adorable Cape May Cottage!<br />

Single family on Cape Island with open<br />

house design, hardwood flooring, newer<br />

roof, huge garage with tons of storage!<br />

Open 7 days a week<br />

With our full-time professional Realtors<br />

& a fully dedicated rental team<br />

609-884-5800<br />

August 11, 2022 EXIT ZERO Page 85


LISTING AGENT<br />

TRISHA<br />

ANDRZEJCZAK<br />

216 E JACKSONVILLE AVENUE<br />

VILLAS, NJ<br />

This beautiful home by the bay features 2 master bedrooms and 3 full baths. The<br />

first floor is spacious with a beautifully remodeled kitchen and dining room. There is<br />

a den area that can be used as a home office and a very large sunroom for relaxing.<br />

covered front porch and newly added back deck that are perfect for entertaining<br />

guests. The second floor has spacious master bedrooms and a laundry closet.<br />

2 MASTER BEDROOMS 3 BATHS<br />

capemay@chrisclemanssir.com<br />

www.chrisclemanssir.com<br />

1159 Washington Street, Cape May NJ<br />

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6 0 9 . 8 8 4 . 3 3 3 2 W W W . C H R I S C L E M A N S S I R . C O M


1<br />

7<br />

The Exit Zero Crossword<br />

The theme is summer... compiled by Nicole James<br />

4<br />

2 3<br />

5 6<br />

9 10<br />

8<br />

Mary Hinchcliffe<br />

Salesperson<br />

Direct: 609.780.6598<br />

Office: 609.884.1300<br />

MHinchcliffe@deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />

11 12<br />

13 14<br />

15 16<br />

19<br />

17 18<br />

ACROSS<br />

1. Protects your skin from the<br />

sun. (9)<br />

2. You can go ________ in the<br />

ocean, pool or a lake. (8)<br />

5. You’ll often see this mammals<br />

swimming behind the ferry. (8)<br />

7. The band DNCE had this by<br />

the ocean. (4)<br />

10. “Summer ______” by Seals<br />

and Crofts. (6)<br />

11. This band is famous for<br />

“Good Vibrations,” “Surfin’ USA”<br />

and” Barbara Ann.” (3,5,4)<br />

17. Put one of these in your<br />

window to keep your house cool.<br />

(3,11)<br />

19. “___ ___ in the<br />

Summertime” by Sly & the<br />

Family Stone. (3,3)<br />

20. If people say you have a<br />

green thumb, you’re good at<br />

what? (9)<br />

20<br />

DOWN<br />

1. Build these on the beach. (10)<br />

3. The hit musical with the song<br />

“Summer Lovin’.” (6)<br />

4. Who sings the hit rock song<br />

“School’s Out for Summer?”<br />

(5,6)<br />

6. Summer is incomplete<br />

without this big red fruit, often<br />

with black seeds. (10)<br />

8. This will help you when you<br />

have 16 down. (4)<br />

9. This rises in the summer. (11)<br />

12. If the 9 down is too high,<br />

you’ll be ________. (8)<br />

13. Summer is a huge season for<br />

these ceremonies of marriage.<br />

(8)<br />

14. Sings the hit song “Under the<br />

Boardwalk.” (3,8)<br />

15. Families will go on one<br />

during the summer. (8)<br />

16. If you don’t put on any 1<br />

across, you’ll suffer with what?<br />

(7)<br />

18. Pack up your tent and<br />

sleeping bags for this activity.<br />

(7)<br />

SOLUTIONS ON PAGE 43<br />

FOR SALE<br />

6 LINDEN CIR.,<br />

RIO GRANDE<br />

3 BR/1 BA ranch style home<br />

within close proximity to<br />

Rio Grande’s shopping area.<br />

$279,000<br />

FOR SALE<br />

104 ELLERY RD.,<br />

VILLAS<br />

3 BR/2 BA home with the<br />

first floor offering a full<br />

kitchen and living room.<br />

$445,900<br />

www.deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />

1001 Lafayette St., Cape May NJ Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record<br />

Micah Yerk<br />

Broker Manager<br />

Office: 609.886.6000<br />

MYerk@deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />

FOR SALE<br />

2404 BAYSHORE ROAD,<br />

VILLAS<br />

Well established and<br />

successful business opportunity<br />

and a beloved community fixture.<br />

$450,000<br />

FOR SALE<br />

23 HYANNIS DRIVE,<br />

LOWER TOWNSHIP<br />

3 BR/2 BA home and<br />

minutes from Cape May<br />

and the beaches.<br />

$519,900<br />

www.deSatnickRealEstate.com<br />

1001 Lafayette St., Cape May NJ 08204 Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record<br />

August 11, 2022 EXIT ZERO Page 87


609-884-5005<br />

CoastlineRealty.com<br />

Introducing,<br />

Jacki Sop<br />

Coastline's newest team member!<br />

We are happy to announce the newest Coastline Realty team member,<br />

Jacki Sop, Realtor® Sales Associate. Jacki is a full-time resident in Delco,<br />

Pennsylvania; but after enjoying the Jersey Shore for years, she purchased<br />

her dream home in Villas, NJ with her husband Frank and son Zachary.<br />

Jacki has been a full-time Realtor for almost 28 years and is a graduate of<br />

Temple University. She has enjoyed being a Quality Service award-winner<br />

who believes in professional service with a personal touch. Every client<br />

becomes like family, because Jacki strives to be your Realtor for Life! She<br />

now enjoys working with the children of some of her first clients.<br />

Over the years Jacki has studied for designations and continues to improve<br />

her knowledge of the real estate profession. Jacki has earned the Seniors<br />

Real Estate Specialist (SRES), Accredited Buyers Representative (ABR), and<br />

Graduate of Realtor Institute (GRI) designations. She takes continuing her<br />

real estate studies seriously, so that she is up to date with current trends<br />

that help her clients become homeowners.<br />

Her long career in Real Estate has made her familiar with buying and<br />

selling for personal use, and investment properties. She has bought and<br />

sold several income producing properties over the years and can help you<br />

develop a real estate portfolio, as well. Jacki is excitedly looking forward<br />

to helping you buy a vacation home or second home at the Jersey Shore that<br />

you will love as much as she and her family love theirs.<br />

If you are looking for a home at the Jersey Shore, Jacki<br />

is looking forward to helping you make that dream a<br />

reality. Contact her at Coastline Realty<br />

609-884-5005, on her cell at 610 656-5105,<br />

or email jacki@coastlinerealty.com.<br />

Carol Menz - Broker of Record & Owner<br />

941 Columbia Avenue, Cape May<br />

OUR EXPERIENCE IS YOUR BIGGEST ASSET!<br />

Allow us to help navigate you through a smooth sale,<br />

successful purchase, or vacation rental today!<br />

We have 365+ vacation rentals, experienced agents with<br />

the know-how of all of Cape May County, and have been<br />

Cape May’s top selling office for ten consecutive years.

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