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Dining With A View Visit our all new menu featuring locally sourced seafood, fruits & vegetables LIVE Reggae music every Tuesday by the pool 4-7pm AUGUST 2 Raggamuffins AUGUST 9 Suburban Sensi AUGUST 16 San Noche AUGUST 23 The Burnsiders AUGUST 30 Suburban Sensi Page 18 EXIT ZERO August 11, 2022 LOCATED IN THE OCEAN CLUB HOTEL SEASALTCAPEMAY.COM 1035 BEACH AVENUE, CAPE MAY 609-884-7000
Undertow Terry O’Brien’s legendary column... social satire, shameless plugs — and general self-indulgence Undertow: A pox on both your monkeys! The comically huge mountains of dirty laundry I face down every Sunday morning would be hilarious if they didn’t fill me with such existential dread. I keep waiting for Gollum to club me and try to steal my ring. A missed turn and quick recovery Thursday morning might not be a big deal to YOU, but with about 1500 loose copies of Exit Zero stacked on your front seat, it’s a catastrophe. A paper-mountain landslide. I half-expected Gollum to club me and try to steal my ring. (Sorry, I’m kind of listless this week.) It was 86 degrees by 10am Thursday, which should be illegal. It was so hot I could feel the AC billowing out of the Cape May- Lewes Ferry terminal from about 30-feet in front of the door. Isn’t this interesting? As I said, listless. Also, don’t mock people who believe in God if you believe government spending will lower the temperature. I’m listless, but Paula Bistak said something I wrote last week was “brilliant” and who am I to argue with the savviest readers in the world? Sorry, Hawk Haven, I know I usually deliver your magazines right to your door, but I wasn’t going to run the gauntlet of lawn sprinklers that were on when I got there. I SHOULD have run that gauntlet (86 degrees by 10am), but I didn’t because I’m dead inside. (Enjoying my humor column so far?) Joker 2 being a musical starring Lady Gaga as Harley Quinn opposite Joaquin Phoenix’s titular clown prince of crime is the kind of batshit crazy energy we deserve right now. Quote of the Week: From Jim Faulkner. “I’m not just saying this to get in your column, but you were hilarious up there.” Oh, Jim. You dirty liar. Thank you. And the “up there” in question was on stage at Ferry Park where I emcee the goings-on and whatnots on Big Wednesday! (The exclamation point means we’re serious.) Big Wednesday is a day-long jubilee over at Ferry Park with live music, games and drink specials from 2 to 11pm. On the 17th we have the Legacy Band 5:30-8:30pm on the big stage playing high-energy dance tunes that’ll get your juicy booty shakin’, and not only will I be hosting, but the Terry O’Brien Trio will be playing the pre-and-post game parties (2-5:30pm, 8:30-11pm). It’s Big! It’s Wednesday! IT’S BIG WEDNESDAY! (Exclamation point!) Not only did Jim ambush me with his compliment, but there has been a dozen people over the last few weeks who have introduced themselves. Usually, but not always, with a kind word. Which sounds about right. Last week, the Englishtown Project Sun, Mon & Thursday Lunch 11:30 - 4:30 pm Dinner 4:30 - 8:00 pm Bar Until..... Tues & Weds “ALL DAY LUNCH” 12:00 - 8:00pm Bar Until..... Happy Hour Sunday - Friday 2pm - 6pm Friday & Saturday Lunch 11:30 - 4:30 pm Dinner 4:30 - 10:00 pm Bar Until..... SEAFOOD & STEAKS SALADS & FLATBREADS KIDS MENU 20 DRAFT BEERS LIVE ENTERTAINMENT DOG FRIENDLY PORCH AMAZING FISHTANKS Live Entertainment Thursday Aug 11 Ill Rendition Duo 9-12pm Friday Aug 12 Dead Reckoning Duo 9-12pm Saturday Aug 13 Never Too Late Duo 9-12pm Sunday Aug 14 Camille Peruto 2-5pm 142 DECATUR ST ON THE WASHINGTON MALL 609-884-3449 finscapemay.com August 11, 2022 EXIT ZERO Page 19
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