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November 24, 2022 V20 N42
November 24, 2022 V20 N42
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Undertow<br />
Terry O’Brien’s legendary column... social satire, shameless plugs — and general self-indulgence<br />
It took nine weeks, but it was nice to<br />
finally see all those Facebook Cowboys<br />
fans crawl out from under their rocks to<br />
talk smack on the Eagles. I get it. They<br />
haven’t been relevant since Bush was in<br />
office, but I really hope they find a way to claw<br />
their way to nine wins (which the Eagles have<br />
currently) and eke into the playoffs so we can<br />
beat them by 30 in the first round.<br />
After my expert armchair managing of<br />
both the Eagles (whom I predicted would<br />
make the Super Bowl, which is going to happen<br />
so don’t worry) and Phillies (whom I predicted<br />
would get their act together and make<br />
the World Series) I now implore the 76ers to<br />
PLEASE do whatever they can to pry Kevin<br />
Durant from the Nets because the team, as<br />
currently constructed, is easily the worst of<br />
the post-Process era and, less forgivable, the<br />
most boring. And, if you think the coach isn’t<br />
the problem, I suggest you take a look across<br />
the parking lot at the local baseball team and<br />
what they did after jettisoning their coach.<br />
Phillies Off-Season Wish List: Trea<br />
Turner at shortstop, a top-end starter so<br />
we don’t have to go into GAME FOUR OF<br />
THE WORLD SERIES WONDERING WHO’S<br />
GOING TO PITCH and 100% take a flyer on<br />
Cody Bellinger as a 1B/OF sub-in while Bryce<br />
Harper recovers from arm surgery. If anyone<br />
can remind him how to hit, it’s Kevin Long.<br />
After four good-faith attempts, I’m giving<br />
up on trying to get into Yellowstone. Feels to me<br />
like Dallas in a different skin with no one near<br />
as oily and charming as J.R. Ewing.<br />
Boy Do I Feel Like A Jerk of the Week (I<br />
could actually use this headline every week in<br />
Undertow, but for this week it’s…): A couple<br />
of times over the last few years I’ve poked fun<br />
at the plywood fireman cut-outs on Lincoln<br />
Avenue as you head towards the ferry, how<br />
they look like something out of a children’s<br />
bad dream, the way the paint is fading, and<br />
the wood is eroding. Well, Saturday, while<br />
checking out at the North Cape May Acme,<br />
our kindly cashier asked, “Do you remember<br />
your article?’ I braced myself as this is not<br />
generally how a HAPPY conversation starts,<br />
and answered, “Yes, which one?” “The one<br />
about the plywood firemen…” she continued<br />
and explained that it was her house I’d been<br />
picking on. She couldn’t bear to take them<br />
down and fix them up, she explained, as they<br />
are there in honor of her late husband, Chester<br />
Czescik, a former Philadelphia fireman. So,<br />
while I feel like a smacked-ass for poking fun<br />
at a memorial, I was at least able to let Mary<br />
Lou tell me about Chester. The universe, man.<br />
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Reynolds Christmas movie that’s coming out<br />
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