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Daytripping Spring 2023

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Have A Nice Flight!<br />

Actual Announcements by Flight Attendants & Pilots<br />

(as told by passengers)<br />

• From a pilot during his welcome message: “We are pleased to have<br />

some of the best flight attendants in the industry... unfortunately none of<br />

them are on this flight!”<br />

• “We do feature a smoking section on this flight; if you must smoke,<br />

contact a member of the flight crew and we will escort you to the wing of<br />

the airplane.”<br />

• After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms, a flight<br />

attendant announced: “Please take care when opening the overhead<br />

compartments because, after a landing like that, I’m sure everything has<br />

shifted.”<br />

• From an airline employee: “Welcome aboard. To operate your seatbelt,<br />

insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every<br />

other seatbelt, and if you don't know how to use one, you probably<br />

shouldn't be out in public unsupervised.”<br />

• From the pilot, “We've reached our cruising altitude now, and I'm<br />

turning off the seat belt sign. I'm switching to autopilot too, so I can come<br />

back there and visit with all of you for the rest of the flight.”<br />

• After a real crusher of a landing, a flight attendant came on with, “Ladies<br />

and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the<br />

Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt up against the gate.<br />

And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced,<br />

we'll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to<br />

the terminal.”<br />

• From part of a flight attendant's arrival announcement: “We'd like to<br />

thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the<br />

insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube,<br />

we hope you'll fly with us again.”<br />

• As part of an announcement, “Your seat cushions can be used for<br />

flotation, and in the event of an emergency water landing, please take<br />

them with our compliments.”<br />

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