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Daytripping Spring 2023

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Lake Huron<br />

MI<br />

ONTARIO<br />

NY<br />

It’s awesome to be back for our 29th year!<br />

• Pies made<br />

from Local<br />

Fruit<br />

• Specialty<br />

Open Tues. to Fri. 11-4 Breads<br />

& Sat. 11-3<br />

• & Much<br />

More!<br />

Take a Scenic Drive to find...<br />

FRESH HOME BAKED GOODS!<br />

No Preservatives so<br />

or rFood<br />

Colouring<br />

i<br />

970 Heritage Road,<br />

Kingsville • 519-733-0303<br />

You’ll love our 50’s Diner too!<br />

~ See website for hours ~<br />

519-776-6909 www.ctmhv.com<br />

Rthve Nursery<br />

Garden Centre & Seasonal Gifts<br />

Monday to Friday 9to5<br />

Closed Sundays in July & August<br />

RUTHVEN (Corner Hwy. 34 & County Rd. 45) 519-326-4019<br />

A Plan<br />

for the Improvement<br />

of English Spelling<br />

found on the internet,<br />

attributed to Mark Twain<br />

In the first year of implementation, the useless letter "C" would be<br />

dropped to be replased either by "K" or "S", and likewise "X" would no<br />

longer be part of the alphabet. The only kase in which "C" would be would<br />

be retained would be in the "CH" formation, which will be dealt with later.<br />

Year 2 might reform "W" spelling, so that "which" and "one" would take<br />

the same konsonant, while year 3 might well abolish "Y" replasing it with<br />

"I" and iear 4 might fiks the "G/J" anomali wonse and for all.<br />

Jeneralli, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear with iear 5<br />

doing awai with useless double konsonants, and iears 6-12 or so modifaiing<br />

volwz and the remaining voist and unvoist konsonants.<br />

Bai iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi ridandant<br />

leterz "C", "Y" and "X" - bai now jast a memori in the maindz of ould<br />

doderez - tu riplais "CH", "SH" and "TH" rispektivili.<br />

Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev a lojikll,<br />

kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingly-spiking werld.<br />

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<strong>Spring</strong> <strong>2023</strong> Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.<br />

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