Uncle Andy's Digest - September 2023
Fall is on the approach! While you're waiting for the foliage to come in, you can enjoy the September 2023 edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. As always, you'll find Great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.
Fall is on the approach! While you're waiting for the foliage to come in, you can enjoy the September 2023 edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. As always, you'll find Great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.
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<strong>Uncle</strong> Andy’s <strong>Digest</strong><br />
6 <strong>September</strong> <strong>2023</strong><br />
Do I lose when the police officer says papers and I say scissors?
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