Uncle Andy's Digest - October 2023
Fall has arrived, and with it, the October 2023 edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. As always, you'll find Great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.
Fall has arrived, and with it, the October 2023 edition of Uncle Andy's Digest. As always, you'll find Great stories, Funny Jokes, Punny Fun, hilarious one-liners, and Fun at our out-and-abouts. Shop local, and find the best central Maine businesses to serve your needs and wants.
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Sunday Play<br />
Submitted by Pam Ashby<br />
Father Norton woke up<br />
one Sunday morning.<br />
It was an exceptionally<br />
beautiful and sunny<br />
early spring day, and<br />
he decided he just had<br />
to play golf.<br />
He called up his<br />
associate priest and<br />
told him that he was<br />
feeling sick and asked<br />
him to hold Mass for<br />
him that day. As soon<br />
as he hung up from<br />
talking to him, Father<br />
Norton headed for a<br />
golf course about 40<br />
miles away. He wanted<br />
to make sure that he<br />
didn’t run into anyone<br />
he knew. After all, everyone<br />
else would be<br />
in church.<br />
At the course, Father<br />
Norton asked to<br />
play alone, and as he<br />
strolled to the first tee,<br />
St. Peter leaned over<br />
to the Lord while they<br />
were looking down<br />
from Heaven and<br />
exclaimed, “You’re<br />
not going to let him<br />
get away with this, are<br />
you?”<br />
The Lord sighed and<br />
responded, “No, I<br />
guess not.”<br />
Father Norton teed<br />
his ball up and took a<br />
mighty swing. The ball<br />
came off the face of<br />
his driver like a cannon<br />
shot, straight and<br />
true. His ball landed<br />
just short of the green,<br />
bounced on it, and<br />
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