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RUSSIAN DENVER<br />
Stacey Mann<br />
Colorado Russian Newspaper published in English 720-436-7613 www.gorizont.com/rd<br />
How to Read Modern Day Body Language<br />
Back in the day of wagons and<br />
family owned farms, reading<br />
body language was simply a matter<br />
of watching people’s faces,<br />
hands, legs, and arms. If someone<br />
frowned, they were probably<br />
sad or upset. If they laughed,<br />
they were probably amused and<br />
happy. With modern technology,<br />
new accessories, and hightech<br />
inventions, the body has<br />
been extended to include fit-bits,<br />
smartphones, and earbuds. The<br />
plugged-in body causes social<br />
problems. It is harder to read<br />
people now that wires grow out<br />
of their ears. If you are having<br />
trouble knowing how to interact<br />
with New Age Millennials, here<br />
are a few insights into social media<br />
behavior.<br />
The smartphone – Android<br />
or iPhone. If you see someone<br />
with a Blackberry, they are generally<br />
confused individuals and<br />
probably bought it stolen on the<br />
internet. Swiping a finger left or<br />
right across the screen indicates<br />
that they are single and looking.<br />
Swiping a finger repeatedly right<br />
indicates that they are desperate.<br />
If you see someone on a bus that<br />
is not looking at their phone,<br />
you should get immediately off<br />
that bus. That person is up to<br />
no good. If someone drops their<br />
phone in front of you, you should<br />
not touch it. Instead, you should<br />
suggest a guy who can do repairs<br />
for $100. If someone is walking<br />
towards you on the sidewalk and<br />
texting, you should slowly drift<br />
into their path until they are<br />
startled at the sight of your feet.<br />
If the soul mate you have never<br />
7<br />
met is passing by you and looking<br />
at their phone, you should<br />
slap the phone out of their hand,<br />
and then smile charmingly.<br />
Earbuds – If the person is<br />
wearing two earbuds and nodding<br />
their heads, they are either<br />
listening to some sick tunes or<br />
are in agreement with an intellectual<br />
podcast. If the person is<br />
wearing one earbud, if you want<br />
to say hello, you must only approach<br />
them from one side. If<br />
you are talking to a person and<br />
they put their earbuds in, you are<br />
terribly boring and should get<br />
your own pair of earbuds.<br />
FitBit – The FitBit indicates a<br />
person who has disposable income,<br />
lacks general motivation<br />
to go to the gym, and is interested<br />
in knowing the exact moment<br />
their heart explodes.<br />
Apple Watch – The person<br />
who wears the Apple Watch is<br />
unable to sleep without receiving<br />
text messages.<br />
Watch people to see how frequently<br />
they touch their devices<br />
just to be reminded that they<br />
are there. I know with utmost<br />
certainty that if I do not unlock<br />
my phone every two minutes, I<br />
will miss out on some important<br />
information about my Twitter<br />
account. What would happen<br />
if we all switched off from time<br />
to time? Would I have to look<br />
people in the eye? Maybe instead<br />
of happy emojis, we would<br />
just send pictures with our face.<br />
These are called smiles.<br />
Do Americans Really Want Elmer J. Fudd or Cruella de Vil as President?<br />
Are Donald and Hillary the Best 153 Million Registered Voters Can Produce?<br />
BY HOWARD BARBANEL<br />
In the award winning musical<br />
Fiddler on the Roof the main<br />
character is «Tevya The Milkman.»<br />
In today’s socio-economic<br />
terms you’d probably call him a<br />
struggling small businessman.<br />
One of his biggest wishes is to<br />
«be a wealthy man,» so much<br />
so that one of the show’s main<br />
songs is entitled «If I Were a Rich<br />
Man.» (A riff on this song was<br />
done in 2004 by Gwen Stefani<br />
called «Rich Girl.»)<br />
One of the key aspects of Tevya’s<br />
song is that if he were in<br />
fact a rich man, he would secure<br />
prime seating at his local house<br />
of worship and in addition everyone<br />
would besiege him with<br />
questions and for his advice,<br />
«problems that would cross a<br />
rabbi’s eyes» because «when<br />
you’re rich they think you really<br />
know.»<br />
Not much has changed in<br />
human nature since the lyrics<br />
of that song were written in<br />
1964 because so many people in<br />
this country are in thrall in this<br />
presidential election cycle to rich<br />
people who think they really<br />
know.<br />
Democratic presidential candidate<br />
Senator Bernie Sanders<br />
fulminates against the «billionaires<br />
who’ve rigged the system»<br />
and how the rich control our<br />
economy, the electoral process<br />
and the country. He’s calling for a<br />
«revolution» on behalf of the Average<br />
Joe which can sound pretty<br />
radical. Even though I disagree<br />
with most of Sanders’ policies<br />
and positions, he’s really not far<br />
off the mark about the affluent<br />
(which can also mean business<br />
or special interests) often controlling<br />
politics, especially on the<br />
national level. Interestingly, most<br />
Americans don’t see this as any<br />
kind of a problem.<br />
Many of the very top candidates<br />
(and some not doing well<br />
in the polls) do in fact come<br />
from either the Patrician or Oligarch<br />
class. A reason for that is<br />
when you don’t have to worry<br />
about putting bread on the table<br />
or sweating out a monthly mortgage<br />
you have a lot of free time to<br />
pursue politics. Someone punching<br />
a clock every day where<br />
their presence would be missed<br />
at their desk or on the loading<br />
dock? Not so possible.<br />
On the Republican side, the<br />
man leading all the polls is an actual<br />
billionaire who professes no<br />
end of braggadocio about it and<br />
uses it as his main qualification<br />
to lead the county despite not an<br />
hour of experience in elective office<br />
or the military. Millions of<br />
Americans flock to him because<br />
he has nothing whatsoever to<br />
lose by saying the most outlandish<br />
things that can be highly<br />
entertaining and is a vicarious<br />
release of voters’ powerlessness,<br />
anger and frustration. Because<br />
he has «F.U. Money» he’s insulated<br />
from the ramifications of<br />
his words and because even if he<br />
loses he’ll still be Donald Trump<br />
why not drop malicious gossip<br />
bombs hither and yon? What<br />
can anyone do to him?<br />
The Wall Street Journal on<br />
January 15 th reported on the<br />
sale of a penthouse Mr. Trump<br />
owns personally in his Trump<br />
Cartoon characters Elmer J. Fudd (top) and Cruella de Vil<br />
Park Avenue condo building<br />
in Manhattan for $21 million<br />
the week prior. He sold another<br />
unit recently for $14 million<br />
and he’s got another apartment<br />
on the market for $35 million.<br />
Mr. Trump’s daughter Ivanka in<br />
replying to a question whether<br />
Mr. Trump’s increased visibility<br />
because of the presidential campaign<br />
has had any effect on these<br />
sales said «the [Trump] brand<br />
has never been stronger.» Nothing<br />
to lose. Meanwhile, more<br />
worthy and more qualified candidates<br />
languish at the bottom of<br />
the polls while Mr. Trump entertains<br />
himself, the media and the<br />
country.<br />
On the Democratic side, the<br />
woman leading all the polls has<br />
earned vast sums of money from<br />
accepting huge speaking and<br />
consulting fees from giant corporations<br />
and from enormous<br />
book advances. She and her<br />
husband have pulled in nearly<br />
$230 million since 2001. Talk<br />
about profiting from public service.<br />
(http://www.forbes.com/<br />
sites/danalexander/2015/10/13/<br />
how-the-clintons-mademore-than-230-millionafter-leaving-the-whitehouse/#55ae31f6791e)<br />
Having<br />
been Secretary of State bolstered<br />
the Clinton, Inc. brand and now<br />
being a top candidate hasn’t<br />
slowed down the flow of cash to<br />
her and her husband. If she wins<br />
the presidency the money will literally<br />
be Mount Gushmore. Mrs.<br />
Clinton because of her wealth,<br />
fame and privilege also is quite<br />
insulated from reality which is<br />
why she doesn’t see it as any kind<br />
of problem whatsoever that she<br />
had her own private hackable<br />
email server while working at<br />
Foggy Bottom in total violation<br />
of the laws for public officials<br />
handling sensitive and national<br />
security matters.<br />
Like Mr. Trump, Mrs. Clinton<br />
hasn’t driven herself to work or<br />
to the market in years. They both<br />
have retinues of aides and staffers<br />
to fill their every need and<br />
cater to their every whim. How<br />
can either of these two people<br />
ever hope to really understand<br />
the needs, thoughts and hopes<br />
of John and Jane Q. Public? Remember<br />
when George Bush the<br />
Elder didn’t know what a supermarket<br />
checkout scanner was?<br />
The American people rightly<br />
intuited that he hadn’t a clue<br />
about their daily lives. Why then<br />
are Americans flocking to these<br />
same out of touch flush types<br />
now?<br />
Rumored to be mulling an independent<br />
entry into the presidential<br />
race is former New York<br />
City Mayor Michael Bloomberg<br />
– another billionaire – which<br />
would give American voters the<br />
choice between rich, richer and<br />
richest.<br />
The population of the US<br />
is approximately 318 million<br />
according to the US Census<br />
Bureau. Roughly 153 million<br />
Americans are registered to<br />
vote (although 215 million are<br />
eligible). Of that figure 32 percent<br />
are registered Democrats,<br />
23 percent as Republicans and<br />
39 percent are Independents.<br />
Out of 153 million American<br />
voters the best people we can<br />
produce from that vast polity<br />
to lead this country are Donald<br />
Trump and Hillary Clinton?<br />
What does this say about the<br />
sad state of public life in this<br />
country? Why do we want to be<br />
led by Elmer J. Fudd or Cruella<br />
de Vil?<br />
I may disagree with Bernie<br />
Sanders about healthcare, taxation<br />
and foreign policy but he’s<br />
right that the people need to<br />
take back the political process so<br />
that candidates of greater quality<br />
from both parties will have a serious<br />
shot at leadership.