kama-pootra

Introduction
The average human performs approximately 25,000
bowel movements in his lifetime. Sadly, most people
never depart from the first poop position they were
taught as children. However, there exists another way,
as you’re about to learn. This book is the first adaptation
of an ancient manual unearthed near the site of the first
modern plumbing system. Believed to be written by a
secretive monk order, the original writings and illustrations,
which were inscribed on primitive toilet paper in
a previously unknown dialect of Sanskrit, required five
years of meticulous translation. Now for the first time in
modern history, the Kama Pootra’s techniques and life
directives are accessible to the pooping masses.
So what is it? The Kama Pootra is the authoritative
educational guide for a new and exciting pooping experience,
a governing handbook of free-thinking bathroom
conduct. A combination of Dionysian excess and
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