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Heroin<br />
(Mr. Brownstone)<br />
Mixing drugs and pooping is living dangerously on the<br />
edge of the seat. This toilet thrill ride reached epidemic<br />
levels among Scottish youths in the early 1990s, which<br />
was later depicted in a critically acclaimed film. The<br />
following monologue served as the protagonist’s call<br />
for understanding that pooping has its limits: “Choose<br />
poop. Choose a fine porcelain toilet. Choose a four bathroom<br />
suburban house in a sleepy suburban cul-de-sac.<br />
Choose four-ply toilet paper with a quaint geometric<br />
pattern. Choose a high-powered bidet with adjustable<br />
water temperature. Choose a nine-to-five job with hourlong<br />
bathroom breaks. Choose a wife who understands<br />
pooping is more important to you than she can ever be.<br />
Choose growing old and losing the bodily control you<br />
spent decades mastering. Choose poop.”<br />
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