kama-pootra

Conclusion
Pooping is central to our innate humanity, a divine gift
to be accepted with graciousness and humility. The act
of pooping is special for humans, because we are the
only species that possesses self-awareness; only humans
are bestowed with the potential of the Kama Pootra.
Seeking an elevated consciousness through pooping
is humanity’s bond. At the precise moment when you
poop, there are millions of others in the world passing
through the same emotional bathroom cycle of apprehension,
fear, strife, anger, struggle, relief, pride, admiration,
reflection, and peace.
The Kama Pootra is art and science, yin and yang,
soul and bowel harmoniously interwoven in a rhythmic
dance. Congratulations: you now possess the knowledge
and techniques to live an enlightened life of untold riches
in the bathroom. From this day forward may you never
again poop blind to the beauty and deaf to harmony of
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