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Missionary Position<br />
Missionaries came to the New World with a royal<br />
mandate to teach civility, religion, and bathroom etiquette.<br />
Upon arrival, the colonists were appalled by the<br />
barbarity of the indigenous peoples’ pooping methods,<br />
some of which included animal sacrifices and blood<br />
rituals. Gradually a new culture was imparted upon the<br />
natives and the culture of savage pooping was relegated<br />
to history books. This position took the moniker of<br />
Missionary Position because it was the only official position<br />
sanctioned for godliness by church authorities.<br />
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