kama-pootra

The Reverse Heimlich
Dr. Henry Heimlich invented his eponymous maneuver
to quickly eject trapped objects by applying pressure
to key regions of the abdomen. When the Heimlich
maneuver was conceived, the doctor could not have
known that two thousand years prior, the inventors
of the Kama Pootra had devised a near identical technique.
The only difference between the maneuvers is
their objectives: The Reverse Heimlich was created for
ejecting trapped and troublesome poop. To perform The
Reverse Heimlich, lift your partner at the knees and aggressively
pull toward the chest. If performed properly,
the troublesome poop—or “devil’s stones” in the literal
Sanskrit—should be dramatically evacuated.
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