kama-pootra

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Your Dad , s Position
For dads, pooping is a cherished rite. Being a dad means
yardwork, nagging, and countless other uncelebrated
duties, from which the bathroom is the only respite.
The silent chamber is perhaps the only place where a
man can truly be alone with his thoughts, a toilet oasis
in a desert of familial responsibility, the last vestige of
personal privacy. This position is a tribute to the fathers
of the world who could use a fifteen-minute break alone
with their thoughts and the newspaper.