kama-pootra

High Crouch
This position is ideal for the daredevil and the obsessively
compulsive germaphobe. If you are the type of
person who fears an invasion of toilet microbes, there
is no other position in the Kama Pootra that keeps the
sanitized buttocks farther away from the toilet seat.
Standing tall on the seat requires exceptional balance,
and should not be undertaken by those susceptible to
spells of vertigo. After mounting the toilet and establishing
a safe footing, bend ever so slightly to ensure a
safe drop. Here the legs and spine are in a natural vertical
alignment that prevents the intestinal crowding of
sitting and provides an optimized exit point.
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