kama-pootra

The Pommel Horse
This pose takes its name from the beautiful yet demanding
gymnastic discipline. In traditionally communist
countries, children who show an early aptitude for
the toilet are selected for government-sponsored athletic
camps. Studies have shown that the toilet and the
gymnastics apparatus require many of the same skills.
This position exemplifies balance, arm strength, and
finely tuned bowel control: universal characteristics of
a world-class athlete.
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