kama-pootra

The New York
Breakfast
The East Coast developed a poop zeitgeist diametrically
opposed from the relaxed pooping styles of the
Californian surfers and beatniks. New Yorkers traditionally
start the day with coffee and cigarettes; this
is sometimes referred to as the New York breakfast.
Conveniently, both of these breakfast staples are colodiasiacs—naturally
occurring rear stimulants—that can
amount to an explosive morning. You’ll find the mix
of nicotine and caffeine to be a powerfully combustible
intestinal additive.
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