kama-pootra

Doggystyle
This unconventional position was traditionally regarded
as uncivilized and untoward until the late
1960s. During a decade that deconstructed many oppressive
social norms—the draft, the glass ceiling, and
racial discrimination—poop liberation stands out as a
shining accomplishment. The new attitudes toward
pooping threw open the bathroom doors for the masses.
Contemporary philosophers posited that if we are bound
to pooping by natural law, we should own the method.
Thus, Doggystyle is amoral, not immoral, and no better
or worse than the Kama Pootra’s Gold Standard.
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