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The Mile High Club
You may think you know what the mile high club is,
because of today’s sex-focused culture. However, most
are unaware that the lewd version usurped the name
from the real club. Membership to our club is granted
after relieving one’s bowels at thirty thousand feet on
one of the most challenging toilets ever invented. Be
aware that there are many pitfalls that can prevent entry
into this esteemed group: unexpected air turbulence can
constrict the abdomen, affecting performance; children
are known to impatiently knock on the bathroom door,
creating performance anxiety; and flight attendants
routinely query passengers taking longer than thirty
minutes. In order to successfully gain membership to
the club, you will need to focus on expediently getting
in and out of the bathroom.
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