Analog Science Fiction and Fact - June 2013
Analog Science Fiction and Fact - June 2013
Analog Science Fiction and Fact - June 2013
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ANALOG<br />
chemical mysticism. They watch in awe as the<br />
emerging life waves a green banner of hope<br />
<strong>and</strong> fulfillment. Enzo was no less hopeful as<br />
he planted the packets of worm eggs in skin<br />
flakes. A batch of mature worms from Amata<br />
would have been easier, but rail-gun acceleration<br />
turned complex organisms into mush.<br />
Eggs were much more robust <strong>and</strong> if they<br />
weren’t frozen, would make orbit in fine<br />
shape.<br />
Enzo watched the mix for weeks, but nothing<br />
moved. No worms, no soil, just powdered<br />
dead skin. Olya frequently stopped by to<br />
check up on the research—which accidentally<br />
led to the next conspirator in the tomato<br />
drama.<br />
Enzo had borrowed a magnifying glass to<br />
inspect for weld undercuts <strong>and</strong> had “forgotten”<br />
to return it. Olya sat at the desk <strong>and</strong> held<br />
it above the dormant worm farm, searching<br />
for life.<br />
“Is this worm egg?” she asked. Enzo stood<br />
<strong>and</strong> took the magnifier, looking over her<br />
shoulder at the contents of the desk. The aerial<br />
view of Sidorova cleavage caught his attention,<br />
if only for the slightest of moments.<br />
“You don’t need magnifier to see that,” Antoniy<br />
laughed. His unexpected appearance in<br />
the small room startled <strong>and</strong> embarrassed<br />
Enzo. He straightened quickly <strong>and</strong> his collar<br />
zipper snagged several blonde hairs from<br />
Olya’s head, yanking her back <strong>and</strong> exposing<br />
the worm farm to Antoniy’s full view.<br />
“Moosor?” Antoniy immediately recognized<br />
the powder. “You are hoarding moosor? This<br />
is strange.”<br />
Enzo <strong>and</strong> Olya babbled with competing explanations,<br />
protesting entirely too much to assert<br />
any innocence. He watched them quietly,<br />
then walked to the desk, fingered the small<br />
pile <strong>and</strong> turned to regard his shipmates with a<br />
puzzled expression.<br />
“Tomatoes!” Enzo exclaimed. “Soil grown<br />
tomatoes for Dmitry.” He came clean about<br />
the entire plan. Olya held her breath.<br />
Antoniy, revealing a hidden sense of humor,<br />
thought the idea of presenting Dmitry with a<br />
tomato taste-test was “Vot eto da!” Enzo’s private<br />
quarters become a clubhouse for the<br />
three while they fretted over the dormant<br />
worm farm.<br />
Olya <strong>and</strong> Antoniy sat at the desk, using the<br />
magnifier to examine the bowl of filtrate for<br />
signs of activity. As had been true for the previous<br />
week, nothing could be seen.<br />
“I’m worried about this,” said Enzo. “This<br />
station is too small to keep secrets. What happens<br />
when people find out?”<br />
“Nobody to find out from me,” Olya said. “I<br />
want surprise for Dmitry.”<br />
“Chyort voz’mi!” exclaimed Antoniy, looking<br />
at the clock <strong>and</strong> bolting out the door.<br />
“Late for shift!”<br />
Which resulted in the opening scene of a<br />
major station-side love sc<strong>and</strong>al, complete with<br />
associated gossip.<br />
In the hallway, Antoniy received a refresher<br />
course on the effects of rapid acceleration,<br />
precession <strong>and</strong> movement against direction of<br />
spin in the tight confines of a space station.<br />
These forces normally resulted in a collision—<br />
in this case with Katya Sidorova.<br />
Russian cursing <strong>and</strong> apologies echoed back<br />
into the room as Katya <strong>and</strong> Antoniy tried to regain<br />
their proper orientation. Olya mistakenly<br />
peeked out the door. Katya looked up from<br />
her position on the floor.<br />
Speakers of any language could underst<strong>and</strong><br />
the ensuing Russian invectives between the<br />
sisters. Katya had not expected to meet Antoniy<br />
in such a forceful way <strong>and</strong> was especially<br />
not pleased to find Olya peeking out of the<br />
door he had just exited. Thinking with her red<br />
hair, Katya jumped to the worst of conclusions<br />
<strong>and</strong> berated her sister for romancing Antoniy.<br />
The volume quickly rose to uncomfortable<br />
levels <strong>and</strong> echoed through the station,<br />
with Antoniy unhappily stuck in the middle.<br />
“Blyad!” screamed Olya as she jetted off toward<br />
the kitchen.<br />
“Blyadishcha!” answered Katya, running in<br />
the opposite direction.<br />
Silence from the hall leaked into Enzo’s<br />
quarters. Antoniy had slipped back into the<br />
room in an attempt to hide from the sisters.<br />
The explosive situation in the hallway had dissipated<br />
before Antoniy turned to Enzo. “I go<br />
to work now. Perhaps EVA might be safer.” He<br />
slunk out the door.<br />
Enzo’s clubhouse became a therapy room.<br />
Olya frequently replayed the event <strong>and</strong> shared<br />
stories of Katya’s irrational behavior. Antoniy<br />
focused on the worm farm. Enzo was an engineer,<br />
not a therapist, so he wisely spent much<br />
of the time nodding his head in vague agree-<br />
12 MARK NIEMANN-ROSS