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Analog Science Fiction and Fact - June 2013

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ANALOG<br />

chemical mysticism. They watch in awe as the<br />

emerging life waves a green banner of hope<br />

<strong>and</strong> fulfillment. Enzo was no less hopeful as<br />

he planted the packets of worm eggs in skin<br />

flakes. A batch of mature worms from Amata<br />

would have been easier, but rail-gun acceleration<br />

turned complex organisms into mush.<br />

Eggs were much more robust <strong>and</strong> if they<br />

weren’t frozen, would make orbit in fine<br />

shape.<br />

Enzo watched the mix for weeks, but nothing<br />

moved. No worms, no soil, just powdered<br />

dead skin. Olya frequently stopped by to<br />

check up on the research—which accidentally<br />

led to the next conspirator in the tomato<br />

drama.<br />

Enzo had borrowed a magnifying glass to<br />

inspect for weld undercuts <strong>and</strong> had “forgotten”<br />

to return it. Olya sat at the desk <strong>and</strong> held<br />

it above the dormant worm farm, searching<br />

for life.<br />

“Is this worm egg?” she asked. Enzo stood<br />

<strong>and</strong> took the magnifier, looking over her<br />

shoulder at the contents of the desk. The aerial<br />

view of Sidorova cleavage caught his attention,<br />

if only for the slightest of moments.<br />

“You don’t need magnifier to see that,” Antoniy<br />

laughed. His unexpected appearance in<br />

the small room startled <strong>and</strong> embarrassed<br />

Enzo. He straightened quickly <strong>and</strong> his collar<br />

zipper snagged several blonde hairs from<br />

Olya’s head, yanking her back <strong>and</strong> exposing<br />

the worm farm to Antoniy’s full view.<br />

“Moosor?” Antoniy immediately recognized<br />

the powder. “You are hoarding moosor? This<br />

is strange.”<br />

Enzo <strong>and</strong> Olya babbled with competing explanations,<br />

protesting entirely too much to assert<br />

any innocence. He watched them quietly,<br />

then walked to the desk, fingered the small<br />

pile <strong>and</strong> turned to regard his shipmates with a<br />

puzzled expression.<br />

“Tomatoes!” Enzo exclaimed. “Soil grown<br />

tomatoes for Dmitry.” He came clean about<br />

the entire plan. Olya held her breath.<br />

Antoniy, revealing a hidden sense of humor,<br />

thought the idea of presenting Dmitry with a<br />

tomato taste-test was “Vot eto da!” Enzo’s private<br />

quarters become a clubhouse for the<br />

three while they fretted over the dormant<br />

worm farm.<br />

Olya <strong>and</strong> Antoniy sat at the desk, using the<br />

magnifier to examine the bowl of filtrate for<br />

signs of activity. As had been true for the previous<br />

week, nothing could be seen.<br />

“I’m worried about this,” said Enzo. “This<br />

station is too small to keep secrets. What happens<br />

when people find out?”<br />

“Nobody to find out from me,” Olya said. “I<br />

want surprise for Dmitry.”<br />

“Chyort voz’mi!” exclaimed Antoniy, looking<br />

at the clock <strong>and</strong> bolting out the door.<br />

“Late for shift!”<br />

Which resulted in the opening scene of a<br />

major station-side love sc<strong>and</strong>al, complete with<br />

associated gossip.<br />

In the hallway, Antoniy received a refresher<br />

course on the effects of rapid acceleration,<br />

precession <strong>and</strong> movement against direction of<br />

spin in the tight confines of a space station.<br />

These forces normally resulted in a collision—<br />

in this case with Katya Sidorova.<br />

Russian cursing <strong>and</strong> apologies echoed back<br />

into the room as Katya <strong>and</strong> Antoniy tried to regain<br />

their proper orientation. Olya mistakenly<br />

peeked out the door. Katya looked up from<br />

her position on the floor.<br />

Speakers of any language could underst<strong>and</strong><br />

the ensuing Russian invectives between the<br />

sisters. Katya had not expected to meet Antoniy<br />

in such a forceful way <strong>and</strong> was especially<br />

not pleased to find Olya peeking out of the<br />

door he had just exited. Thinking with her red<br />

hair, Katya jumped to the worst of conclusions<br />

<strong>and</strong> berated her sister for romancing Antoniy.<br />

The volume quickly rose to uncomfortable<br />

levels <strong>and</strong> echoed through the station,<br />

with Antoniy unhappily stuck in the middle.<br />

“Blyad!” screamed Olya as she jetted off toward<br />

the kitchen.<br />

“Blyadishcha!” answered Katya, running in<br />

the opposite direction.<br />

Silence from the hall leaked into Enzo’s<br />

quarters. Antoniy had slipped back into the<br />

room in an attempt to hide from the sisters.<br />

The explosive situation in the hallway had dissipated<br />

before Antoniy turned to Enzo. “I go<br />

to work now. Perhaps EVA might be safer.” He<br />

slunk out the door.<br />

Enzo’s clubhouse became a therapy room.<br />

Olya frequently replayed the event <strong>and</strong> shared<br />

stories of Katya’s irrational behavior. Antoniy<br />

focused on the worm farm. Enzo was an engineer,<br />

not a therapist, so he wisely spent much<br />

of the time nodding his head in vague agree-<br />

12 MARK NIEMANN-ROSS

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