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Analog Science Fiction and Fact - June 2013

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ters, which will have to be cleaned in orbit,<br />

using time that an astronaut could be using<br />

for an experiment. If you have a beard, you<br />

would wear a beard cover, if you have hair, a<br />

hair cover. But every company <strong>and</strong> nation has<br />

different rules. The Japanese had everyone<br />

wear beard covers, even if they didn’t have a<br />

beard, <strong>and</strong> even the women, who obviously<br />

will never have beards. Hair covers for bald<br />

guys as well.<br />

The Russians were great. NASA launched a<br />

piece of Russian hardware called MRM-1. As<br />

an astronaut representative, I had to inspect<br />

the interior for sharp edges <strong>and</strong> take photos. I<br />

was one of only four Americans to go into<br />

MRM-1 while it was being processed in Cape<br />

Canaveral. That’s the good news. The bad<br />

news was that the Russians required certain<br />

medical tests before I could go in. I had to<br />

give a stool sample—<strong>and</strong> I don’t mean the<br />

stool at the bar in your house. On another day<br />

I had to inspect the exterior for sharp edges.<br />

We finished the inspections on a Saturday<br />

morning <strong>and</strong> signed the official paperwork. A<br />

big political <strong>and</strong> engineering step. It turns<br />

WORKING ON THE SPACE SHUTTLE<br />

JUNE <strong>2013</strong><br />

out, that this was also International Women’s<br />

Day, so after signing everything, we drank<br />

champagne, took many photos, shook h<strong>and</strong>s,<br />

<strong>and</strong> celebrated. You had to celebrate with the<br />

Russians to be sociable. One of the female<br />

U.S. engineers didn’t drink, so she pretended<br />

to sip the champagne. She admitted this to<br />

her co-worker, <strong>and</strong> he finished most of his<br />

drink, h<strong>and</strong>ed it to her <strong>and</strong> said, “Here, hold<br />

this for the look,” <strong>and</strong> grabbed her glass. Then<br />

the Russians broke out the hard liquor, there<br />

were more toasts, <strong>and</strong> by eleven thirty I was<br />

happy.<br />

After the final l<strong>and</strong>ing, I, like thous<strong>and</strong>s of<br />

others at KSC, was out of a job I loved. I don’t<br />

have a problem with this though, for at least<br />

28 years I was a member of a team trying to<br />

get us off the planet. We launched telescopes<br />

that see the far reaches of the Universe. We<br />

launched probes to the outer planets. We<br />

even built the science fiction fan’s bread <strong>and</strong><br />

butter, a space station. Quite a series of accomplishments<br />

that all America should be<br />

proud of.<br />

I know I am. ■<br />

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