Analog Science Fiction and Fact - June 2013
Analog Science Fiction and Fact - June 2013
Analog Science Fiction and Fact - June 2013
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ters, which will have to be cleaned in orbit,<br />
using time that an astronaut could be using<br />
for an experiment. If you have a beard, you<br />
would wear a beard cover, if you have hair, a<br />
hair cover. But every company <strong>and</strong> nation has<br />
different rules. The Japanese had everyone<br />
wear beard covers, even if they didn’t have a<br />
beard, <strong>and</strong> even the women, who obviously<br />
will never have beards. Hair covers for bald<br />
guys as well.<br />
The Russians were great. NASA launched a<br />
piece of Russian hardware called MRM-1. As<br />
an astronaut representative, I had to inspect<br />
the interior for sharp edges <strong>and</strong> take photos. I<br />
was one of only four Americans to go into<br />
MRM-1 while it was being processed in Cape<br />
Canaveral. That’s the good news. The bad<br />
news was that the Russians required certain<br />
medical tests before I could go in. I had to<br />
give a stool sample—<strong>and</strong> I don’t mean the<br />
stool at the bar in your house. On another day<br />
I had to inspect the exterior for sharp edges.<br />
We finished the inspections on a Saturday<br />
morning <strong>and</strong> signed the official paperwork. A<br />
big political <strong>and</strong> engineering step. It turns<br />
WORKING ON THE SPACE SHUTTLE<br />
JUNE <strong>2013</strong><br />
out, that this was also International Women’s<br />
Day, so after signing everything, we drank<br />
champagne, took many photos, shook h<strong>and</strong>s,<br />
<strong>and</strong> celebrated. You had to celebrate with the<br />
Russians to be sociable. One of the female<br />
U.S. engineers didn’t drink, so she pretended<br />
to sip the champagne. She admitted this to<br />
her co-worker, <strong>and</strong> he finished most of his<br />
drink, h<strong>and</strong>ed it to her <strong>and</strong> said, “Here, hold<br />
this for the look,” <strong>and</strong> grabbed her glass. Then<br />
the Russians broke out the hard liquor, there<br />
were more toasts, <strong>and</strong> by eleven thirty I was<br />
happy.<br />
After the final l<strong>and</strong>ing, I, like thous<strong>and</strong>s of<br />
others at KSC, was out of a job I loved. I don’t<br />
have a problem with this though, for at least<br />
28 years I was a member of a team trying to<br />
get us off the planet. We launched telescopes<br />
that see the far reaches of the Universe. We<br />
launched probes to the outer planets. We<br />
even built the science fiction fan’s bread <strong>and</strong><br />
butter, a space station. Quite a series of accomplishments<br />
that all America should be<br />
proud of.<br />
I know I am. ■<br />
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