Analog Science Fiction and Fact - June 2013
Analog Science Fiction and Fact - June 2013
Analog Science Fiction and Fact - June 2013
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ANALOG<br />
Enzo realized he should panic. Transporting<br />
unlicensed vegetable puree wasn’t prohibited—but<br />
could lead to questions he didn’t<br />
want to answer.<br />
“Um . . . it’s something she’s trying out. A<br />
bit bl<strong>and</strong>, but lots of vitamins.” He desperately<br />
spun the story, focusing his adrenaline with<br />
hopes of preserving his career <strong>and</strong> the secrecy<br />
of the impending soil. Captain Jerwin regarded<br />
him with a questioning look.<br />
Enzo hesitated, raised the glass of puree to<br />
his lips, took a tentative sip <strong>and</strong> swirled the<br />
woody pulp. The overwhelming taste of garlic<br />
<strong>and</strong> strawberry surprised him, but he<br />
smacked his lips in theatrical approval, held<br />
up the glass <strong>and</strong> nodded.<br />
“Delicious!” he lied. “Gotta go.”<br />
Enzo resumed his dash down the hallway<br />
before the Captain could respond. Cornering<br />
into his cabin, he h<strong>and</strong>ed the puree to Antoniy,<br />
who carefully placed small amounts<br />
near the infant worms. Antoniy <strong>and</strong> Enzo almost<br />
cheered out loud when their babies<br />
found the vegetable mix.<br />
The worms thrived on Olya’s compost<br />
puree <strong>and</strong> the filtrate slowly turned from salsa<br />
to soil. A diet of straight vegetable sauce<br />
failed—the worms needed the filtrate for rest<br />
<strong>and</strong> breeding. Antoniy decided the station air<br />
filters needed more frequent cleaning <strong>and</strong><br />
now supplied twenty or thirty CCs of moosor<br />
per month.<br />
Distressingly, an increasing number of station<br />
personnel were becoming aware of the<br />
project <strong>and</strong> becoming willing co-conspirators.<br />
“Enzo, please meet friend of mine,” Antoniy<br />
introduced a newcomer to Enzo’s research<br />
room <strong>and</strong> private quarters. “He comes<br />
from Penza, much farming. He misses smell of<br />
soil. I tell him I know of something he will<br />
like, he bring vodka from Penza. Top quality.<br />
We drink!”<br />
Enzo had learned to appreciate fine vodka,<br />
but this was some of the best he had appreciated.<br />
Likewise, Antoniy’s friend agreed the<br />
soil was the best he had smelled in months.<br />
“Too bad about plants,” the Penzan farmer<br />
said. “Space seeds are genetically modified for<br />
hydroponics—lots of fruit, not much root. In<br />
dirt, they sprout then die. Not enough nutrients.<br />
Normal seeds also fail. Light is all<br />
wrong.”<br />
Enzo had had assumed the failure to sprout<br />
was due to his lack of gardening skills. After<br />
the conversation with the Penzan, he realized<br />
the need for more agricultural know-how.<br />
With hopes of gaining further insights, Enzo<br />
supplied the staggering Russian with a starter<br />
kit of filtrate, worms <strong>and</strong> puree.<br />
Olya now included “Research” in her daily<br />
food preparation schedule <strong>and</strong> “For Research”<br />
became a regular, although cl<strong>and</strong>estine, request<br />
at the galley.<br />
The success of soil creation offset the corresponding<br />
social failures of Katya, Antoniy<br />
<strong>and</strong> Olya. With hopes of patching up friendships,<br />
Enzo carefully hid any evidence of<br />
worms <strong>and</strong> threw a small party in his quarters.<br />
“Antoniy tells me this vodka is from Penza,”<br />
Enzo chattered to Dmitry, pouring him an<br />
oversized glass. He poured an equal amount<br />
for Antoniy, hoping the myth of Russians<br />
holding their booze was inaccurate. For himself<br />
he poured only a little, trying to maintain<br />
his wits should things go out of control.<br />
“Penza near my home town,” Dmitry cheerfully<br />
agreed. “Make good vodka. Za druzhbu<br />
myezhdu narodami!” Dmitry <strong>and</strong> Antoniy<br />
emptied their glasses in a toss, <strong>and</strong> then<br />
looked expectantly at Enzo. Enzo, being a<br />
good host, followed their example.<br />
Two more shots <strong>and</strong> the singing started.<br />
Loud Russian vocalizations did not need the<br />
intercom to echo through the station. The out<br />
of control portion of the party began with<br />
Katya entering the room.<br />
Dmitry noticed Katya first. Antoniy faced<br />
away from the door, teaching Enzo the correct<br />
pronunciation of a Russian folksong.<br />
Dmitry removed the foolish grin from his face,<br />
replacing it with a sober frown.<br />
“Enzo, you not say Antoniy here!” Katya<br />
said, expecting a pleasant evening with Dmitry<br />
<strong>and</strong> Enzo, rather than a weak attempt at reunions.<br />
Antoniy stopped <strong>and</strong> turned. Not prepared<br />
for an encounter with a redheaded Russian<br />
she-badger, he tossed back the rest of his glass<br />
<strong>and</strong> exited the room, managing to avoid any<br />
contact with Katya through a door not designed<br />
for two occupants.<br />
“Antoniy is Yeban’ko maloletnee,”<br />
screamed Katya. “I make clear I don’t want<br />
see him again!”<br />
14 MARK NIEMANN-ROSS