Ommiterre Libellus - Principia Discordia

Dictum Two
E ris is Woman
1
Eris is woman
Eris is everything
Everything is woman
2 Yes, even you male reader. Yes even me. Woman is in all and man is merely absence of woman, just
as cold is merely absence of heat. 1
3 This applies also to Gods meaning that all Gods are actually goddesses.
4 Every human being has an opposite sex counterpart. This counterpart is dominated by Greyface. If
you should meet your own counterpart, it may well be better for you to avoid introducing hir 2 to
Discordianism given only one counterpart can be Discordian. This is a consequence of the law of reverse
negativity applied on a day when the power went out due to a generalized grid failure and then the job got
halfth baketh as the Goth Gods would say.
5 Any man wanting to get in contact with his woman side can do so 3 strictly upon accepting that Eris is
one, that one (1) equals zero (0), that zero by default stands for woman since man is #1, therefore Eris is
zero (0) which is nothing and which is woman at the same time, which is … 4 ... 5 ... Men who become
women can keep their beard if they so desire but must give up liking beer, their power tools and TV
remote control 6 . They must also become emotional, sensitive and shopaholic.
6 Man’s greyface opposite-sex counterpart's body is always hot according to others 7 . Woman’s
greyface opposite-sex counterpart's body are hot only when they have a beard 8 .
7 Omar give Jim Garrisson a call.FNORD