Ommiterre Libellus - Principia Discordia

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33 There are five dimensions : width, lenght, depth, height, state There are five states : wave, gas, liquid, solid, inanimate There are five senses : vision, olfaction, taste, touch, hearing There are five basic elements: orange, pungent, sweet, prickle, boom There are five passions 7 : love, wonder, joy, desire, sadness 34 Light can be seen through vision, the eye, and is an expression of the element ORANGE. 35 Gas can be smelled through olfaction, the nose, and is an expression of the element PUNGENT. 36 Liquid can be tasted with the tongue, and is an expression of the element SWEET. 37 Solid can be touched using the skin and is an expression of the element PRICKLE. 38 Inanimate is a state that can be heard and is an expression of BOOM. 39 KFFC Notes 1 (go back) LOL: Little Old Lady 2 (go back) Simpson, not the Geek one. 3 (go back) Go away! No! No! No! Stay! Just kidding. 4 (go back) This Universe brought to you by Ford Taurus. Fird: Built Tough!FNORD
5 (go back) This is why people are usually serious and orderly in the day, and behave disorderly and hot when at the bar at night when it gets dark. 6 (go back) Except wehere restricted by law such as in Texas, USA and Liechtenstein. 7(go back) Modified as per René Descartes. Donuts, is thereanything they can’t do? - Homer J. Simpson, Monorail Conductor, Nuclear Facilty Safety Specialist, Bowling Alley Clerk, Chosen one of the Stone Cutters, Proscript of the No Homer’s Society, Father, Husband, Son, Neighbour, etc ... Hail Eris! Kallisti! All Hail <strong>Discordia</strong>! R - E - S - P - E - C - T - C - H - A - O - S
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