Ommiterre Libellus - Principia Discordia

Dictum Twelve
Paratheobiological examination of
the pineo-appendix
neurodiscordant quantum pathways
Who do you think put all that Chaos there?
- Eris Kallisti Discordia
1 By now, you should know how Goddess addressses herself to you through the pineal gland. If you
don’t and you have read all the way to here, you must be more WUPpy than I thought. 2 However, Eris
can do way more than talk to you through your pineal gland. She can make your body accelerate to the
speed of light, and beyond, and have you morph to a different state of being. 3You can do all that, merely
by staring into nothing for an interval of time that responds to the Law of Fives. As such, five seconds
appears as such as an ideal length of time. A time interval easily comprehensible for common Discordians
and definitely not an overly long investment of your time for being allowed to exist out of time, out of the
universe, out of time. 1
4 As everybody knows, five (5) is the union of the holy 23, the two (2) and the (3) as in 2 + 3 = 5. 5
Two (2) is the necessary chronon 2 for pineal gland conversations with Eris. 6 A failed two (2) is only a
one (1) and only enables reception of messages from Eris. There is no code for only transmission, Eris
always hear all physical beings all the time. 7 Most Discordians are aware of pineal gland
communication although its functioning remains a mysteree to most of them and the comprehension and