Ommiterre Libellus - Principia Discordia

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Dictum Twenty four TheL ast Word: Goaheadbefree... Andwhileyou'reatit Tryhavingfun E ris Kallisti Discordia «It seemed to take a long time to get to the bottom» - Niven, L. & Pournelle, J. (1976). Inferno Hail Eris! Kallisti! All Hail Discordia! Sed Non Satiata?
DiscordiaE pilogua I hopethatposteritywilljudgemekindly, not only as to the things I have explained , but alsoas tothosewhichI haveintentionally omitted so as to leave to others thepleasure of discovery. - René Descartes The consequences of acquiring knowledge are always incalculableand seldombeneficial. -EdwardHyams Thus endeth the Ommiterre Libellus as revealed to me by Eris Kallisti Discordia. Tank me. Cum again. These tomes were originally meant by Goddess Eris Kallisiti Discordia to be part of the Principia Discordia as it was revealed to Malaclypse the younger, KSC. As part of my travels where the Universe does not exist, I have gathered many more anecdotes, knowledge, gossips and stories. I have heard, seen, lived or witnessed amazing truths and revelations during my short period in Limbo Peak, there where the Universe does not exist. Discordians should be advised that all of the following writings are sealed with Goddess Eris Kallisiti Discordia's seal of authenticity as per article five of the pentabarf. As such, they are to be fully believed and or and/or to be taken at face value. They are only true in as much as they are true and should only be dreamt in case the glass of emergency is already broken and you really need something to do to «let it all out». All original discordian material submitted by me is kopylefted and with all rites reversed. Reproduce, circulate and masturbate as you wish but not all at once please. Attributed quotations remain the sole «property» of their own owner. The sum of all my writings make up the Millenia Discordia Nervosa.The Ommiterre Libellus constitutes the first book and is a compilation of dictum directly from the mouth or mind of Goddess herself. The next documents are collections of documents, usually of my own writing. As such these documents are not of divine "dictation" and should be recognised as potentially flawed human writings. I hope this does not make them any less interesting. For this reason I have regrouped them under the common heading of Aprocrypha Memoria Libellus. They represent an heteroclit collation of many things I have gathered together during this most interesting time in my life. I hope you will have as much pleasure reading these as I have had writing them for you.
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