30.05.2014 Views

Ommiterre Libellus - Principia Discordia

Ommiterre Libellus - Principia Discordia

Ommiterre Libellus - Principia Discordia

SHOW MORE
SHOW LESS

You also want an ePaper? Increase the reach of your titles

YUMPU automatically turns print PDFs into web optimized ePapers that Google loves.

Edition history<br />

This is the 6 th edition of the <strong>Ommiterre</strong> <strong>Libellus</strong>, edited and Fnorded by Rev. St. Pope Ol Boy Floats HC<br />

under the supervision of Eris and Jonesboro’s House of Eris’ Science and Fnord Committee<br />

The 5 th edition was the 1 st HTML version for public posting at<br />

http://pages.videotron.com/drroots/index.html and the 1 st oecumenical approved edition<br />

The 4 th edition was part of an electronic version and constitutes the first edition of the Millenia <strong>Discordia</strong><br />

Nervosa. Readers are cautioned of potential mistakes or modifications which are believed to have been<br />

introduced into this edition.<br />

The 3 rd edition was an Inuktitut abridged morse code version published on caribou leather skin by the<br />

North West Territories publishing administration, this edition is out of print.<br />

The 2 nd edition of the Omiterre <strong>Libellus</strong> was a handwritten copy transcribed by me from the original<br />

edition using sympathetic ink. The oecumenical translation of the <strong>Ommiterre</strong> <strong>Libellus</strong> is based on this<br />

copy. This copy is kept hidden by Santa Claus under strict and constant elf surveillance on behalf of the<br />

Grand Cabal of the Immanentizers of the Eschaton.<br />

The original edition of the <strong>Ommiterre</strong> <strong>Libellus</strong> was written by Eris Kallisti <strong>Discordia</strong> herself in fire letters<br />

embedded in marble. It is from Eris' dictation of this copy that the 2 nd edition was transcribed. Due to<br />

docuement conservation issues, this copy was left with Goddess in Limbo.<br />

Hail E ris! Kallisti!! A ll Hail <strong>Discordia</strong>!!!<br />

«And, to our bitter grief,<br />

with a smile and in silence,<br />

he died, a gallant gentleman.»<br />

- Bram Stoker<br />

Hail Eris! Kallisti! All Hail <strong>Discordia</strong>!<br />

It ain't over 'till the fat goddess sings

Hooray! Your file is uploaded and ready to be published.

Saved successfully!

Ooh no, something went wrong!