Ommiterre Libellus - Principia Discordia
Ommiterre Libellus - Principia Discordia
Ommiterre Libellus - Principia Discordia
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Dictum Twenty two<br />
Does Humour reallybelongin<br />
<strong>Discordia</strong>nism?<br />
«Classical philosophy, modern positivism, and certain varieties of 'common sense',<br />
all come to agreement in their refusal to take nothingness seriously as a genuine datum.»<br />
- Gil & Sherman<br />
1 You must be joking?<br />
2 The capacity to achieve nothingness is essential in order to complete through pineo-appendix<br />
neurodiscordant quantum pathways transcommunication. Nothingness is not a seriously genuine datum.<br />
Therefore, if not seriously genuine, it must be humorously genuine. Ah! Laugh at this one now!<br />
3 Humour is also what allows a greyface-possessed individual to perceive the reality of their rorschach<br />
is actually made out of lego blocks - a shock essential to stimulate discordant thinking if only for one<br />
second - It is this shock that truly sets one free.<br />
4 Batman's enemy the Joker would have made a very good discordian recruiter if he did not have the<br />
nasty habit of killing his audience.<br />
5<br />
a = b<br />
a2 = ab<br />
a2 - b2 = ab – b2<br />
(a + b) (a – b) = b(a – b)<br />
(a + b) = b<br />
a + a = a<br />
2a = a<br />
2 = 1