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Ommiterre Libellus - Principia Discordia

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Dictum Twenty two<br />

Does Humour reallybelongin<br />

<strong>Discordia</strong>nism?<br />

«Classical philosophy, modern positivism, and certain varieties of 'common sense',<br />

all come to agreement in their refusal to take nothingness seriously as a genuine datum.»<br />

- Gil & Sherman<br />

1 You must be joking?<br />

2 The capacity to achieve nothingness is essential in order to complete through pineo-appendix<br />

neurodiscordant quantum pathways transcommunication. Nothingness is not a seriously genuine datum.<br />

Therefore, if not seriously genuine, it must be humorously genuine. Ah! Laugh at this one now!<br />

3 Humour is also what allows a greyface-possessed individual to perceive the reality of their rorschach<br />

is actually made out of lego blocks - a shock essential to stimulate discordant thinking if only for one<br />

second - It is this shock that truly sets one free.<br />

4 Batman's enemy the Joker would have made a very good discordian recruiter if he did not have the<br />

nasty habit of killing his audience.<br />

5<br />

a = b<br />

a2 = ab<br />

a2 - b2 = ab – b2<br />

(a + b) (a – b) = b(a – b)<br />

(a + b) = b<br />

a + a = a<br />

2a = a<br />

2 = 1

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