Ommiterre Libellus - Principia Discordia

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6 There are 23 known good Laws that respond to the Law of Exceptions and that are neither Eristic Illusions, nor Aneristic Illusions, nor mere fabrications of one Illuminati order or another. 7 The only exception to the Law of Exceptions is that there are no exceptions to the Law of Exceptions and that there are two exceptions to the Law of Fives which is, undoubtedly, a good Law. 8 If one wanted to integrate this knowledge into formulations of the Law of Fives, one would have to express the Law of Fives in the following manner : THE LAW OF FIVES : ARE ALL THINGS, TO THE EXCEPTION OF 15, HAPPEN IN FIVES, OR DIVISIBLE BY OR ARE MULTIPLE OF FIVE, OR ARE SOMEHOW DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY APPROPRIATE TO 5 The law of Fives is never wrong except in the case of 15 9 However, if one were to formulate the Law of Fives in this manner. Then there would no longer be an exception to the Law of Fives. This would discredit the Law of Exceptions and as such would create a situation in which all rational and modern thoughts would be frozen in time. As such, Eris considers heretic any reformulations or attempt at reformulation of the Law of Fives. One must cherish the knowledge that 15 is the exception to the Law of Fives but shall resist the temptation to write this as Law. 10 As one eagle eye observer can notice, there are actually two exceptions to the Law of Fives. The first exception is the fact that the only exception to the Law of Fives is 15 and the second exception is the fact that there is an exception to the statement that the "Law of Five is never wrong" . 11 The fact that the Law of Fives is undoubtedly a good true Law but has 2 (two) only exceptions is the demonstration needed to proove that the Law of Exceptions is, in or off its clothes, a good true Law since Laws are made to be broken. 12 Sometimes, 15 is not the exception to the Law of Fives for short periods of time during the month of June. In these moments, the fact that there are no exceptions to the Law of Exceptions becomes the exception to the Law of Exceptions and the world is thus protected from thought freezing. These moments usually occur during copulation and you will agree that while thrusting or while being thrusted one does not care much and or and/or is not really bothered about the Laws of the Universe so cheating on them
goes unnoticed then anyway. If 15 is not the exception to the Law of Five during the month of June at a moment when you are not copulating, then you should seriously ask yourself why you are not getting any while other Discordians are obviously doing the romp, stomp, thrust, sunny side up, sunny side down, sunny side all the way around. 13 KFFC OFFICIAL DISCORDIAN DOCUMENT TO BE FILED UNDER O SIGNED : ERIS KALLISTI DISCORDIA As revealed to Ralf Radix Fenderson McKenzie Etal The proper use of comas can easily transform any Greyface statement or «necessity of thought» into a Discordian statement - John F. Kennedy, Opening statement, Seattle POEE disorganization Special charity luncheon for the Preservation of the anonymity of the Zimbabwe Wooloowooloo's tribe Man! That was a great speech! Wish you were there. Hail Eris! Kallisti! All Hail Discordia! Chaos is blue and hell is red
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