Ommiterre Libellus - Principia Discordia

- Yes
- If I ask a stupid question next will you still say yes?
- (discontempt mumbling)
- Wanna make out? These shrooms ain’t much of a loot to brag about for a whole evening in the bushes
beside a girl scout camp!
- You seriously have an issue with how you talk to women.
- Haven’t we been here before.
- You have always been here.
- Weren’t you suppose to say yes to that making out question?
- You don’t have that much charm when you don’t bury the boner, Rex.
- My name is Romeo, but you can call me Joe, ‘cause I like the name.
- I know your name Romeo. Go home. Go now. Sleep all day, do not go into work. Wawake upon
sundown and turn on your computer and then watch it with your best friend.
So I did. (As an aside, she was right about me and talking to women and I have seriously corrected myself
since. ). I went home and did as I was instructed.
I slept all day.
I did not go into work
I Wawaked upon sundown.
I turned on my computer and it did not turn me on.
I watched my computer.
I was alone, nothing happened.
Then I recalled, she had asked me to watch it with my best friend. Darn! Now I wish I had a dog. I went
into the kitchen and got to eat a stale hotdog bun – be easy on me here! I did not know then, was not
enlightened yet! – I called my cat and had her come over to the room vherein layeth thoust ownereth
computersth and I went on my merrieth ways watcheing ith. This was a task up to my abilities. Being subnormal
and working for the governmenth and triple Ph.Ded and all, and all, and all … But my cat
wouldn’t look. I figured :
- Hey! What is a cat to get from watching a computer?
- They like a good mouse but not that kind!
So I watched for 2 days. Nothing happened. My cat kept on acting as if she was seeing nothing on the
screen. So I watched for 3 more days. My cat kept on acting as if she was seeing nothing on the screen.
Then at the thermodynamic static instant demonstrated as impossible by Lynds and or and/or
characterized as 5 minutes into the 5th day, I had a thought :
- Gee my bum is scratchy from all this sitting and my cat still sees nothing.
Which is exactly what I had been staring at for 5 minutes and 5 days.
Then , I was enlightened!
‘TIS AN ILL WIND THAT BLOWS NO MINDS
- Sri Syadasti