Ommiterre Libellus - Principia Discordia
Ommiterre Libellus - Principia Discordia
Ommiterre Libellus - Principia Discordia
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Dictum Five<br />
FreakingFucking<br />
1 Freaking and or and/or Fucking and or and/or Freaking Fucking are among the oldest before-time<br />
incantations. They are said to have healing power and to be chantras for expressing anger and have<br />
cleansing properties over the argumentata gland. They are the only human words, from any human tongue<br />
read, spoken, overheard, thought or dreamt that has the power to make FNORDs disappear. The social and<br />
linguistic controls of the incantations of freaking fucking are, along the knowledge of the exception to the<br />
Law of Five, one of the most powerful tool of the Bavarian Illuminati.<br />
2 Eris Kallisti <strong>Discordia</strong> teaches us that chanting the incantations Freaking and or and/or Fucking and or<br />
and/or Freaking Fucking before writing, reading, thinking or dreaming a FNORD is the most effective<br />
way of unlearning the association of the FNORDs. These incantations are powerful enough to diminish<br />
conditioning associated to the FNORDs among non discordians and among individuals who cannot or<br />
wish not to see the FNORDs.<br />
3 As such, the town of Fucking, Austria, is the only town on the planet absolutely FNORD free. 1<br />
4 As such, the frequent use of the incantations Freaking and or and/or Fucking and or and/or Freaking<br />
Fucking is the most effective way available to fight the Bavarian Illuminati. Annihilate a Bavarian<br />
Illuminati conspiracy today, go down on the street and start cursing Freaking Fucking at the top of your<br />
lungs as loud and as long as you can.<br />
5 It will not take long before an informant of the Illuminati hears of you and sends in their troops. In<br />
case you get caught, do not admit to anything and plead you are a cabbage disguised as a human looking<br />
for main street.<br />
6 One should know that incantations are chants and not meaning. Therefore, chanting only Freaking,<br />
only Fucking, Freaking Fucking or Freaking Fucking together are all different<br />
incantations. Still, they share the common capacity to counteract FNORDs.