Ommiterre Libellus - Principia Discordia
Ommiterre Libellus - Principia Discordia
Ommiterre Libellus - Principia Discordia
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Dictum Eight<br />
Official A tlantean Memo<br />
3.14159265358<br />
Proper etiquette on eating hotdogs<br />
1 capital letter e eris capital letter k kallisti capital letter d discordia would also like to inform her<br />
western hemisphere followers that the hotdogs she relishes are made of pork and or and/or beef<br />
meat and not of actual dog meat period 2 capital letter o once again coma capital letter g goddess<br />
wants to remind that coma although she does not have any beef with those who wish to do so for<br />
themselves coma she would like to remind them not to offer her any period capital letter g goddess<br />
capital letter e eris capital letter k kallisti capital letter d discordia is quite sensitive to this subject<br />
since her pooch capital letter m mars coma capital letter b bringer of capital letter w war coma fell<br />
into a black whole and went missing period capital letter s she still hasn’t been able to locate<br />
anywhere in the capital letter m multiverse and beyond anyone or anything that could use its tongue<br />
the way capital letter m mars did period capital letter a ah exclamation mark capital letter t that<br />
cunning lingus exclamation mark<br />
capital letter o official capital letter d discordian capital letter e edith<br />
capital letter t to be filed under capital letter o o<br />
- People, Soylent Green is Peoples!<br />
- Woah! You had scared me there for a<br />
minute. I thought this stuff was tofu.<br />
- Two chefs discussing at the 21st century schizoid wooloowooloo's tribe culinary school<br />
Hail Eris! Kallisti! All Hail <strong>Discordia</strong>!<br />
All roads lead to Chaos
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