Ommiterre Libellus - Principia Discordia

• Any cabbage-like feature or leaf. This is why it is customary to cure one’s teeth using a floppy
disk 1 before performing the dance in order to ensure no seaweed or other green or veggie like
remainder got stuck in one’s dentition;
• The dancer is ugly and getting naked does not help.
7 If any of these signs are apparent, get your chainsaw out and warm up the frying pan, it’s veggie
sauteed for diner tonight! In doubt, take action. Better to have one good human down rather than have a
cabbage infiltration, which in a way does not change anything to the disorganization, but hey! You did not
sharpen that chainsaw for it to rust in the closet. No form of violence other than butchery should be
performed on the suspected cabbage. The Erisian movement is a pacific one and shall remain as such as
such.
8 Cabbage has been selected by the FBI as an infiltration mode because it is the physical «being» whose
brain wave most closely approximate the vegetative pulse of the average Man.
9 The brain waves of women more closely approximate the vegetative pulse of cucumbers . However,
FBI cucumber infiltrations of women have never been successful given that women know what to do with
a cucumber, whereas men have no idea what to do with a cabbage.
10 This of course does not imply that women should be exempt from dancing naked while fellows
stand in a circle observing every inch of their body.
11 As you know, a cabbage could take form of a man and then that man could transform into a
woman since we are all woman anyway. Because a woman cannot be infiltrated by a cabbage does not
imply that a cabbage cannot disguise itself as a woman. Let’s keep our common sense here.
12 Sub-normal individuals are more likely to be cabbage infiltrators since disguised cabbages usually
try to keep a low profile in order to not be identified. Anyway, cabbages are not known for their great
taste, creativity, or humour so beware of boring people, they may be Greyface of Bavarian Illuminati
infiltrators from the land of Thud disguised as cabbages.