Ommiterre Libellus - Principia Discordia
Ommiterre Libellus - Principia Discordia
Ommiterre Libellus - Principia Discordia
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Dictum Seven<br />
Official A tlanteanMemo 3.1415926535<br />
Proper etiquette on eating hotdogs without a bun<br />
1 capital letter e eris capital letter k kallisti capital letter d discordia wishes to tell capital letter d<br />
discordians that she appreciates their support shown by eating hotdogs on capital letter f friday and<br />
by not eating hotdog buns otherwize period capital letter h however coma it has come to her<br />
attention that some dedicated capital letter d discordians have just taken to eating hotdogs without<br />
buns on days other than capital letter f fridays period 2 capital letter w while capital letter g goddess<br />
has nothing against this practice and likes to indulge in eating hotdogs herself every once in a while<br />
coma she would still like to take this time to urge capital letter d discordians who do so to not use<br />
ketchup coma relish coma mustard and any other form of condiments period capital letter g<br />
goddess capital letter e eris capital letter k kallisti capital letter d discordia reminds everyone that<br />
coma while no amount of chaos is ever too much for her coma that good manner and proper table<br />
etiquette are still appreciated while having a good meal period 3 capital letter u use of napkins is<br />
also strongly encouraged period capital letter s she is a capital letter g goddess that is for sure coma<br />
but she is still always a woman period<br />
capital letter o official capital letter d discordian capital letter e edith<br />
capital letter t to be filed under capital letter o o<br />
The Wooloowooloo tribe of Zimbabwe counterbalances the world’s thinking insipidity by their wit,<br />
wisdom and pungent smelling farts. Advice for whom interested in visiting the Wooloowooloos: the<br />
Wooloowooloos are a cannibal tribe and they have quite an appetite. Overweight individuals are<br />
warned.<br />
- Ünger Straicke,<br />
Discordoanthropologist,<br />
Excerpt from his speech given at the<br />
Seattle POEE disorganization<br />
Special charity luncheon for the<br />
Preservation of the anonymity of the<br />
Zimbabwe Wooloowooloo tribe’s<br />
Feb 30 th , 1998<br />
Hail Eris! Kallisti! All Hail <strong>Discordia</strong>!<br />
A man's reality tunnel is hidden in his writing
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