Ommiterre Libellus - Principia Discordia

disorderly. 5 21 This is why the sacred CHAO has a side that is black and one that is white. The white
side is the light, the black side is dark because I left the frying pan on too long and the hotdog buns
calcinated and stuck to the bottom. This is known as the good true Law of the Original Bun Burn.
22 LAW OF THE ORIGINAL BUN BURN :
If you let a hotdog bun exposed to heat for too long, it will calcinate and turn the sacred CHAO black.
23 As per the Law of Exceptions, the only exception to the Law of the Original Bun Burn is that,
once the bun has burnt and calcinated, if you leave the pan on and apply more and more heat, everything
will burn up, even the frying pan. Eventually there will be nothing left, not even ashes. Everything will be
cleaned, the Burnt Bun will have gone back to be «white», it will have gone back to its original state of
light. 24 This is what has been prophesized by apostles Lou Reed and David Bowie : Ashes to Ashes,
White Light, White Heat. 25 Eventually with enough heat, the energy that has broken down to the
utmost level of disorganization will go back to a state of perfect organization, light. This contradicts the
second law of thermodynamics as it is currently understood by many.
26 The reason why nowadays «scientists» fail to realise that light and heat and all other forms of
energy are along a circular continuum is because they have failed to take into account that the space-time
continuum of the Universe is not made up of four dimensions, it is made up of five dimensions. 27
Contrary to popular beliefs, the fifth dimension cannot be found at the bottom of my fridge or in the music
of the 1960's. 28 The fifth dimension, like all dimensions, is everywhere. 29 The fifth dimension is
the dimension of STATE 6 . 30 Everything that is present in the Universe is characterised by its five
dimensions of : height, width, depth, length, and stateth. 31 The dimension of state is measured in
energy – yes, energy is the measurement of a dimension. 32 There are five states which are the
expression of the five basic elements which make up the whole Universe and each can be «experienced»
through one of our five senses :