A Life in the Day of Rosemary Booker - The Woody Back to School ...

A Life in the Day of Rosemary Booker
Laundry is one of the few services that is still
out-sourced to a third party contractor. Katie Beck,
the be-yotch matron at the unit, has them trained to
inspect every item that passes through their hands for
signs of disrepair. They are extremely thorough and
every minor imperfection is documented and
photographed.
A few months ago it was exposed that Katie
had put the inspectors on weekly quotas and given
them the names of specific targets for extra-close
inspection. Apparently she had threatened to
terminate their contract if they failed to meet her
quotas. As a result the inspectors had embarked upon
a button-busting spree and every morning gals who
were certain that they had carefully inspected their
clobber before handing it in found themselves
receiving pink slips in the morning.
Katie Beck is as sly as a fox and so low that
she can sneak under a door when she is wearing a
top hat. She targeted the most notoriously clobberchallenged
inmates to avoid suspicion.
Every morning several gals were summoned to
her lair to take a trip over her knee to have their
circulation kick-started with her leather slipper.
Unfortunately I was one of her prime targets and
spent many hot and sweaty minutes face down arse
up over her knee.
Her scam was finally exposed when she made
an error of judgment and targeted Claire Brooks
clobber for some button-busting. Claire is a clotheshorse
and at the time she held the enviable record of
being the only gal in the history of the unit who had
never been slippered for clobber abuse.